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Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 15:30 Post #561

QUOTE(damnyankee)

psh...are you joking? EVERYONE loves the Simpsons. Homer is DA MAN. And I like how every show has a little moral to it. Plus watching Homer trying to open a beer is funny as shit. ooo aaahh oo monkey.

Marge: The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.
Bart: Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool.
Marge: Well then... I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer: Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't gotten anything.
Marge: Well... then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer: Amen to that!

or possibly another classic...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

C Cup

Member No.: 11269 Posts: 622 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 15:33 Post #562

DY, sweetie, may I just say you've out done yourself with that new ren faire pic.

oh.

my.

God.

:wub:

:wub:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 15:49 Post #563

QUOTE(jrock8)

Marge: The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.
Bart: Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool.
Marge: Well then... I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer: Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't gotten anything.
Marge: Well... then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer: Amen to that!

or possibly another classic...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

or
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

and

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 15:50 Post #564

DY you pics today were magnifique!

I don't think you could take a bad picture but you still always strive to take better and better ones. I dare say you're succeeding.
That is all®

B Cup

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 16:45 Post #565

QUOTE(jrock8)

"simpson, put my hand on her knee"

"yes mr. burns"

"i said 'her'.... and i said 'knee'"

one of my all-time favorites

yep its a keeper. :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

B Cup

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 16:46 Post #566

QUOTE(Mr_Trent)

If she's a cyborg, then I'm definitely going to have to protect that programming because it's amazing.

And the mechanic is pretty damn good too

*can do the Dr. Zoidberg "wowowowowowo" absolutely perfectly*

cyborg...uh...NO. I am human flesh nimrods. What you think missiles fly out of my boobies???

B Cup

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 16:47 Post #567

QUOTE(jrock8)

Marge: The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.
Bart: Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool.
Marge: Well then... I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer: Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't gotten anything.
Marge: Well... then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer: Amen to that!

or possibly another classic...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

B Cup

Member No.: 15122 Posts: 195 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jul 28 2006, 16:48 Post #568

QUOTE(girlie_girl)

DY, sweetie, may I just say you've out done yourself with that new ren faire pic.

oh.
my.
God.
:wub:

:wub:

And my fantasies darling...with your nice long tongue and dem big ol boobies!!! Awesome pic today yourself... :wink:

:wink:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 16:52 Post #569

QUOTE(damnyankee)

cyborg...uh...NO. I am human flesh nimrods. What you think missiles fly out of my boobies???

As preposterous as the idea is I would like to check in person to be sure.

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 20:16 Post #570

DY,

Congratulations on holding down the top three ratings pics. Your pics this morning are awesome.

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 21:33 Post #571

QUOTE(Gnappster)

sounds like a Simpsons reference but can't place it.

Yes it is, when Rev Lovejoy's daughter comes home from school and Bart tries to talk to her outside church after the its all finished. He talks like a nerd etc and she says, "I have to go and stand over there now"

QUOTE(Gnappster)

or
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

and

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?

The first quote there is a killer.... one of the funniest! The chuckle at the end of it is priceless!

Believe it or not I was thinking of that Ep this morning. Remember when Homer n Marge is in bed;

Homer:I have figured out the boys punishement;
1) He's Grounded! He can't leave the house, not even for school!
2) No Egg Nog, in fact, no Nog period!
3) Absolutely no stealing for 3 months!

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 21:47 Post #572

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Yes it is, when Rev Lovejoy's daughter comes home from school and Bart tries to talk to her outside church after the its all finished. He talks like a nerd etc and she says, "I have to go and stand over there now"
The first quote there is a killer.... one of the funniest! The chuckle at the end of it is priceless!

Believe it or not I was thinking of that Ep this morning. Remember when Homer n Marge is in bed;

Homer:I have figured out the boys punishement;
1) He's Grounded! He can't leave the house, not even for school!
2) No Egg Nog, in fact, no Nog period!
3) Absolutely no stealing for 3 months!

hahaha he's such a good father

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 21:57 Post #573

One of my fav scenes that one!

"Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? I din't hear anyone laughing... did you?"

Oh and DY... great new pics hun :flashboobs:

:flashboobs:

C Cup

Member No.: 11269 Posts: 622 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Jul 30 2006, 01:05 Post #574

QUOTE(damnyankee)

And my fantasies darling...with your nice long tongue and dem big ol boobies!!! Awesome pic today yourself... :wink:

:wink:

:letsfuck:

B Cup

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▫ Jul 31 2006, 00:45 Post #575

damnyankee is damn fine

D Cup

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▫ Jul 31 2006, 02:51 Post #576

QUOTE(titlover121)

damnyankee is damn fine

Why hello there Capitan.

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 31 2006, 04:53 Post #577

QUOTE(belicked6924)

Why hello there Capitan.

Indeed... thanks for the heads up :blink:

:blink:

D Cup

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▫ Jul 31 2006, 04:56 Post #578

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Indeed... thanks for the heads up :blink:

:blink:

May have not been explanatory itself, Capitan Obvious.

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jul 31 2006, 05:15 Post #579

QUOTE(belicked6924)

May have not been explanatory itself, Capitan Obvious.

Oh no i got it in one... i was refering to titlover

D Cup

Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jul 31 2006, 05:16 Post #580

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Oh no i got it in one... i was refering to titlover

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