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▫ Sep 19 2006, 03:43 Post #341
QUOTE(Maui_Jade_Stick)
Hey CORTNEY, thanks for the emails and posts!  I have a suggestion and a request for some new pictures... I think you actually have a great looking set of legs and butt that you need to show-off more... Can you do some full-length body shots so we may  :wub: enjoy your lovely body from head to toe?  Thanks!


while the suggestion/request means well, i regret to inform you that that in no way, shape, or form will occur. haha
not to be mean or rude or anything, but i refuse to take full nudes and post them. however, if this suits you, here is something that may fulfill your request and it may not. but its the best I will allow.





ok, both are decently older... maybe by about 2 years but oh well....
good enough? :unsure:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 04:20 Post #342
Dear Cortney, yes dear, I give those pics two thumbs up! :2thumbsup:

Not to mention two dicks up as well! :bonerfied: :bonerfied:

Have a great day (and night)...
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 05:14 Post #343
QUOTE(jrock8)
...and that's saying something b/c you make derek zoolander look like he's in mensa


Now there is a smart man!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
A lot of people go to school for 7 years.
But they're called doctors.


Then call me Dr. Bondi :blink:

QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
rightio neighbor.
i hope you have skills cuz ive prepared for some van GOghing...  :P


I am crap with a paintbrush but deadly accurate with a pork sword :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 07:57 Post #344
Hell ya those last couple of pics are bonerific. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 06:38 Post #345
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I am crap with a paintbrush but deadly accurate with a pork sword :thumbup:


in the words of jork

PROVE IT! :rolleyes:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 06:42 Post #346
QUOTE(superbleeder)
Hell ya those last couple of pics are bonerific.    :2thumbsup:


well, thank you much SB
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 15:02 Post #347
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
im the words of jork
PROVE IT! :rolleyes:


HEY NOW!! i don't want any part of bondi proving that... :puke:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 17:11 Post #348
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
im the words of jork
PROVE IT! :rolleyes:


hey, those are MY words!
but in this situation, it is probably more apt to attribute them to jork :nahnah:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 20:21 Post #349
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hey, those are MY words!
but in this situation, it is probably more apt to attribute them to jork  :nahnah:


well then i suggest you take the can of whoopass out on Jork for phrase stealing... then again, we cant always think we create phrases and copyright them for the sake of claiming ownership. now thats not right, is it?

that is all
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 20:52 Post #350
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
well then i suggest you take the can of whoopass out on Jork for phrase stealing... then again, we cant always think we create phrases and copyright them for the sake of claiming ownership. now thats not right, is it?

that is all


:o
the nerve!

And that's the bottom line cuz Gnappster said so!©
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:26 Post #351
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:o
the nerve!

And that's the bottom line cuz Gnappster said so!©

And you can take that to the bank! ©
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:30 Post #352
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
And you can take that to the bank! ©


Just do it!™
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:59 Post #353
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Just do it!™

dammit. I can't find it. On my hard drive somewhere I have a pic of a t-shirt that says Just Did It. and there's a silhouette of a sperm cell mimicking the shape of the Nike Swoosh.
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 23:12 Post #354
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
dammit.  I can't find it.  On my hard drive somewhere I have a pic of a t-shirt that says Just Did It. and there's a silhouette of a sperm cell mimicking the shape of the Nike Swoosh.

google is better than your hard drive...and les riddled with gay porn :nahnah:

taking a jab at bob...priceless®
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 23:17 Post #355
QUOTE(Gnappster)
google is better than your hard drive...and les riddled with gay porn  :nahnah:

taking a jab at bob...priceless®

Different than the one on my HD, but effective nonetheless.

The only gay porn I have on my harddive is lesbian porn. I am an honorary lesbian by the way. I was inducted due to my profound love of women.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 04:12 Post #356
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
in the words of jork
PROVE IT! :rolleyes:


As much as he jeeps asking me too.... NO :P

QUOTE(Gnappster)
:o
the nerve!

And that's the bottom line cuz Gnappster said so!©


:lol:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
google is better than your hard drive...and les riddled with gay porn  :nahnah:

taking a jab at bob...priceless®


BAM!!!

I'd buy that for a dollar™
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 05:03 Post #357
hahaha actually, that string of comments was quite entertaining. the pic was stupid but i still enjoyed the jest....

also, bondi honey, you have some fat fucking fingers-- with all those typos you make, im surprised your posts are readable
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 05:44 Post #358
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
also, bondi honey, you have some fat fucking fingers-- with all those typos you make, im surprised your posts are readable


I dont type with my fingers :ph34r:

Seriously though I motor through these reply's... I mean how else could I rack up such a post count? Proof reading :blink: :lol:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:47 Post #359
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I dont type with my fingers :ph34r:
Seriously though I motor through these reply's... I mean how else could I rack up such a post count? Proof reading :blink:   :lol:


he doesn't read his posts or anyone else's :lol:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 22:37 Post #360
QUOTE(Gnappster)
he doesn't read his posts or anyone else's :lol:


Oh Im sorry.... we were talking about chocolate? :blink:

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