The original melon rating community — rate, upload and compare.Forum
NSFW SFW

ForumRateMyMelons.comTop Melons!Juicy_DD

Welcome, guest Login / Sign up
Page 159 of 210 Log in to post
› Juicy_DD 834,146 views
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:16 Post #3161
Here's a joke for Juicy's thread"

A guy at work says to his buddy, "As soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip off my wifes' panties."
"Jeez, You're that horny?," his friend asks.
"No, not really," he says, "They're just chaffing my balls."
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:17 Post #3162
actually thats a joke that my dad likes to recite in public and he says

"I will have to get your mothers knickers off when I get home theyre killing me!"
Member No.: 2922 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:17 Post #3163
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
am great have lost 11 and a half pounds in 4 weeks which is pretty good!...i can feel a pic taking session coming on! :blink:
is that a hint closeup hun :rolleyes:


well, that's awesome, congratulations!(not that you needed to drop pounds)

how did you go about it. I'm a nerd when it comes to health, nutrition, exercise etc so these things interest me. Feel free to say "lots of sex" ;)
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:21 Post #3164
QUOTE(Gnappster)
well, that's awesome, congratulations!(not that you needed to drop pounds)

how did you go about it. I'm a nerd when it comes to health, nutrition, exercise etc so these things interest me. Feel free to say "lots of sex" ;)


am doing a diet called "weightwatchers" and its brill in fact its not like a diet, you can eat normally really just cutting out most of the junk and I cant be bothered with exercise other than sex ha....
Member No.: 2922 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:25 Post #3165
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
am doing a diet called "weightwatchers" and its brill in fact its not like a diet, you can eat normally really just cutting out most of the junk and I cant be bothered with exercise other than sex ha....


is that like the counting points one? i hear a lot of people (men and women) have success with that.
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:30 Post #3166
QUOTE(Gnappster)
is that like the counting points one? i hear a lot of people (men and women) have success with that.

yes its very good I have lost 2 and a half stone on it before I have just put most of it back on so i need to lose it again I feel good at the moment tho :2thumbsup:
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:31 Post #3167
QUOTE(Gnappster)
is that like the counting points one? i hear a lot of people (men and women) have success with that.

Weightwatchers is probably the oldest diet/company there is. They sell the food and tell you how much of it to eat. Juicy will be down to a "C" cup if she isn't careful. :blink:
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:32 Post #3168
QUOTE(closeup)
Weightwatchers is probably the oldest diet/company there is. They sell the food and tell you how much of it to eat. Juicy will be down to a "C" cup if she isn't careful. :blink:

I did last time....
Member No.: 2922 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:35 Post #3169
QUOTE(closeup)
Weightwatchers is probably the oldest diet/company there is. They sell the food and tell you how much of it to eat. Juicy will be down to a "C" cup if she isn't careful. :blink:


they don't sell you food on this program, you can eat pretty much whatever you want as long as you are within your daily point limit.
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:37 Post #3170
QUOTE(Gnappster)
they don't sell you food on this program, you can eat pretty much whatever you want as long as you are within your daily point limit.

yes thats right however you can by the ww food and its lovely I buy a lot of it quite pricey tho but worth it
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:38 Post #3171
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
I did last time....

All diets have there drawbacks. You'll never see a WeightWatcher's commercial say, "Lose 20 lbs, and one cup size." or "Tits too big, we have just the plan for you!" Remember Juicy, It's not the size of your boobs that count, it's how often you post them. :flashboobs:
Member No.: 8319 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:39 Post #3172
QUOTE(closeup)
Juicy will be down to a "C" cup if she isn't careful. :blink:


that's ok... a C is just fine w/this girl

...besides, that just means she'd be a more streamlined machine, better able to go allllllll night long :24:
Member No.: 2922 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:41 Post #3173
QUOTE(closeup)
Remember Juicy, It's not the size of your boobs that count, it's how often you post them.  :flashboobs:


Wiser words have never been spoken hehe
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:44 Post #3174
I prefer smaller boobs myself however I am sure you guys wont agree :haha:
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:46 Post #3175
here
Member No.: 2922 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:50 Post #3176
hell yes!
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:50 Post #3177
just out of interest what do you guys think of tatoos? I am getting one next week
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:51 Post #3178
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
I prefer smaller boobs myself however I am sure you guys wont agree :haha:

I'd prefer a smaller dick too, but I'm sure you wouldn't agree.
After that picture, I don't think you have to worry about it getting any smaller.
Member No.: 8569 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:52 Post #3179
QUOTE(closeup)
I'd prefer a smaller dick too, but I'm sure you wouldn't agree.
After that picture, I don't think you have to worry about it getting any smaller.


what do you mean by that? are they too small already? :drama:
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Dec 8 2005, 22:54 Post #3180
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
just out of interest what do you guys think of tatoos? I am getting one next week

It depends what it is, where it's being placed and what size it is. I got an eagle on my bicep in the Corps, and I'm still glad I have it.

Please log in to reply.

Uploading your photo…