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▫ Mar 29 2006, 21:59 Post #81
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Wow!  I just don't know what to say to that.  every comeback I can think of is just stupid.  Anyone have any ideas??

I guess for now I'll just laugh at myself.   :haha:

You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it? :P
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▫ Mar 29 2006, 22:05 Post #82
QUOTE(Gnappster)
do you mean Strepp?

:party-smiley-048: no I mean't stepp..... a rare infliction of the feet making them move one in front of the other and jump up and down causing a sore red irratated throat :party-smiley-048: :glare:
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▫ Mar 29 2006, 23:02 Post #83
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it? :P

Wow! Please see post No. 81 above. No sense in retyping the whole thing over again.
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▫ Mar 29 2006, 23:05 Post #84
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
:party-smiley-048:                                                                                    no I mean't stepp..... a rare infliction of the feet making them move one in front of the other and jump up and down causing a sore red irratated throat    :party-smiley-048:   :glare:
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▫ Mar 29 2006, 23:19 Post #85
QUOTE(Gnappster)

Great cover, buck. Great try at least. And way to get to the heart of the matter, Gnappy.
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▫ Mar 29 2006, 23:26 Post #86
Sorry to hear that Pist.
Last night supper was made up of about 8 Purple People Eaters(Blueeberry schnapps,vodka and redbull.) Tonights dinner I think I am in a beer mood so maybe a few Blue Moons. I think I might have a bit of a problem, I'll let you know when I sober up. :drinkup:
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▫ Mar 30 2006, 14:14 Post #87
QUOTE(ndboxer)
Sorry to hear that Pist.
Last night supper was made up of about 8 Purple People Eaters(Blueeberry schnapps,vodka and redbull.)  Tonights dinner I think I am in a beer mood so maybe a few Blue Moons.  I think I might have a bit of a problem, I'll let you know when I sober up. :drinkup:


:lol: :lol: I misread the beginning of your post to read, "The Last Supper was made up of 8 purple people eaters..." I was going to say, " I thought there were twelve disciples and I didn't know they were cannibals... :vomit-smiley-020: :lol: :lol: :lol: :needcofee: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Mar 30 2006, 14:39 Post #88
QUOTE(evade20)
:lol:   :lol: I misread the beginning of your post to read, "The Last Supper was made up of 8 purple people eaters..."  I was going to say, " I thought there were twelve disciples and I didn't know they were cannibals... :vomit-smiley-020:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :needcofee:     :roflmao:   :roflmao:

Great smiley usage
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▫ Mar 30 2006, 21:42 Post #89
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You know, maybe you just need to see Dr. Bobaloo  :unsure:

Are you sure you wouldn't rather be the patient? :kisses:
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▫ Mar 30 2006, 23:32 Post #90
iF NATALIE IS THE NURSE I WILL FIND A WAY TO BE SICK
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 16:29 Post #91
QUOTE(ndboxer)
iF NATALIE IS THE NURSE I WILL FIND A WAY TO BE SICK


You don't have to shout...TLC is the gentle cure. Just imagine Natalie rubbing her oiled down boobies all over your body.... :24:
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 22:00 Post #92
QUOTE(evade20)
You don't have to shout...TLC is the gentle cure.  Just imagine Natalie rubbing her oiled down boobies all over your body.... :24:


Giving sponge baths, maybe tongue baths, rub downs and the all important oral exams. :P
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▫ Apr 3 2006, 18:27 Post #93
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Are you sure you wouldn't rather be the patient? :kisses:

oooh, yeah!! Sign me up for an appointment for every day this week. Sponge bath, tongue bath, rub downs, oral...just like you said. sign me up for the works!!! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 3 2006, 22:37 Post #94
I don't care if my hmo says no I will take the full work up.
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▫ Apr 4 2006, 03:29 Post #95
QUOTE(ndboxer)
I don't care if my hmo says no I will take the full work up.

There's about 5 different gay jokes that I came up with right off the bat, but it was just too easy. Besides, I didn't want this thread to turn at this point. I say we focus on Nurse Natalie!!!
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▫ Apr 4 2006, 19:24 Post #96
Thanks bobaloo next time I will think about that first.
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▫ Apr 4 2006, 21:44 Post #97
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Thanks bobaloo next time I will think about that first.

No problemo.

Now let's get to Nurse Natalie

Today is tuesday which means it's sponge bath day. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 4 2006, 22:29 Post #98
QUOTE(natalie)
Giving sponge baths, maybe tongue baths, rub downs and the all important oral exams. :P


can any else smell burn't toast? :blink:
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▫ Apr 7 2006, 00:38 Post #99
Ok today i had lemon chicken with rice and salad with homemade ceasar salad dressing. Yum, yum! (Oh and drinking as usual) :2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 7 2006, 01:36 Post #100
QUOTE(natalie)
Ok today i had lemon chicken with rice and salad with homemade ceasar salad dressing. Yum, yum! (Oh and drinking as usual) :2thumbsup:

What happened to my sponge bath?? :bang:

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