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▫ Mar 7 2007, 16:20 Post #61

QUOTE(Gnappster)

WTF?
That reminds me of a little quote from SNL celebrity jeopardy with 3d played by Michael Keaton. Enjoy!
Michael Keaton: All right, um, Number. See, because sometimes it helps to understand a word if we break it down. Let's do that now, shall we? Numb, see, if you're numb, you can't feel. [ pauses for a second ] See, yeah if you're numb you can't feel. And then Ber..

Alex Trebek: Numbers for $800. And the answer is: This number comes between five and seven. [ Keaton buzzes in. ] Mr. Keaton.

Michael Keaton: ..See and then Ber, if you're, you know if you're cold, that's the sound that you would make. I guess I, I guess my answer will be uh, somebody who can't feel that they're, uh, that they're cold.

Alex Trebek: No.

Michael Keaton: What IS somebody who can't feel when they're cold?

Those jeopardy clips are my favorite.

I used to have a link that had all of them just right there for the clicking, but for some reason it's not in my favorites list anymore. Oh, well.

Suck it long and suck it hard Trebek.

I'll take the rapists.

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 16:22 Post #62

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Those jeopardy clips are my favorite.

I used to have a link that had all of them just right there for the clicking, but for some reason it's not in my favorites list anymore. Oh, well.

Suck it long and suck it hard Trebek.

I'll take the rapists.

I burnt them all on a dvd for my viewing pleasure. If you win the next caption contest I'll send you a copy!

The penis mightier?

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 16:43 Post #63

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Those jeopardy clips are my favorite.

I used to have a link that had all of them just right there for the clicking, but for some reason it's not in my favorites list anymore. Oh, well.

Suck it long and suck it hard Trebek.

I'll take the rapists.

Oh, one more thing I thought of...

In our wedding, we had a few different colors reprepsented. One of them was purple. Well, I insisted on calling it light urple, and sure enough, in the programs and everything we wrote light urple.

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 17:06 Post #64

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Oh, one more thing I thought of...

In our wedding, we had a few different colors reprepsented. One of them was purple. Well, I insisted on calling it light urple, and sure enough, in the programs and everything we wrote light urple.

Urple???

Oh wait, isn't that the delightful fellow who wears glasses and likes cheese?

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 17:42 Post #65

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Urple???
Oh wait, isn't that the delightful fellow who wears glasses and likes cheese?

argh!!! I hated that show and that character and that actor. they couldn't even redeem themselves with hot girls on that horrible show. my younger sister used to like it. I had to chloroform her just to I could change the channel.

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 17:52 Post #66

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

argh!!! I hated that show and that character and that actor. they couldn't even redeem themselves with hot girls on that horrible show. my younger sister used to like it. I had to chloroform her just to I could change the channel.

I can honestly say I've never seen that show. I went thru a period when I hardly ever watched tv. For the longest time I'd hear "Mary kay and Ashley" and it was also sponken like it was one name, so I thought it was refering to one person. It's only been in the last few years I realized they were talking about Mary Kay and Ashley Olson.

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 18:06 Post #67

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

argh!!! I hated that show and that character and that actor. they couldn't even redeem themselves with hot girls on that horrible show. my younger sister used to like it. I had to chloroform her just to I could change the channel.

It was barely above Full House for puke factor. At first the show was watchable with only a scene or two of Urple. Then they figured that making him the star of the whole show was the answer. That got old in about 6 seconds.

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I can honestly say I've never seen that show. I went thru a period when I hardly ever watched tv. For the longest time I'd hear "Mary kay and Ashley" and it was also sponken like it was one name, so I thought it was refering to one person. It's only been in the last few years I realized they were talking about Mary Kay and Ashley Olson.

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 18:17 Post #68

It's kinda funny how some child stars go on to fame and fortune as adults, (Ron Howard, Marykayanashley) while the best some others can do is reunions and "The Surreal Life", or rehab.

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▫ Mar 7 2007, 19:13 Post #69

QUOTE(Gnappster)

It was barely above Full House for puke factor. At first the show was watchable with only a scene or two of Urple. Then they figured that making him the star of the whole show was the answer. That got old in about 6 seconds.

I am the reason that shirt was made.

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 06:32 Post #70

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It's kinda funny how some child stars go on to fame and fortune as adults, (Ron Howard, Marykayanashley) while the best some others can do is reunions and "The Surreal Life", or rehab.

It's Mary KATE, Mary kay is a makeup brand. I was a victim of Full House, I can admit that now :ph34r:

:ph34r:

Them girls are super rich now though, not sure about there mental health but they got lots of money.

I was a big fan of the Corey's too. Cory Haim and Fieldman. Loved License to Drive. Stand By me is an alltime classic.

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 15:29 Post #71

QUOTE(Something_Creative)

It's Mary KATE, Mary kay is a makeup brand. I was a victim of Full House, I can admit that now :ph34r:

:ph34r:

Them girls are super rich now though, not sure about there mental health but they got lots of money.

I was a big fan of the Corey's too. Cory Haim and Fieldman. Loved License to Drive. Stand By me is an alltime classic.

what was the movie where cory feldman switched bodies with the old man??? I had such a crush on the girl in that movie. She had some awesome cans.

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 16:51 Post #72

QUOTE(closeup)

It's kinda funny how some child stars go on to fame and fortune as adults, (Ron Howard, Marykayanashley) while the best some others can do is reunions and "The Surreal Life", or rehab.

The thing is, I've never heard of either of them starring in anything that wasn't some straight to dvd crap "movie", yet they are somehow some of the richest girls n Hollywood. Hopefully they'll soon be in some straight to XXX dvd movie.

QUOTE(Something_Creative)

I was a big fan of the Corey's too. Cory Haim and Fieldman. Loved License to Drive. Stand By me is an alltime classic.

Lost Boys is a movie I still love!
"You don't have to beat me Michael, you just have to keep up."

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

what was the movie where cory feldman switched bodies with the old man??? I had such a crush on the girl in that movie. She had some awesome cans.

More importantly, where is a pic of this girl and her cans? :wacko:

:wacko:

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 17:14 Post #73

QUOTE(Gnappster)

The thing is, I've never heard of either of them starring in anything that wasn't some straight to dvd crap "movie", yet they are somehow some of the richest girls n Hollywood. Hopefully they'll soon be in some straight to XXX dvd movie.
Lost Boys is a movie I still love!
"You don't have to beat me Michael, you just have to keep up."
More importantly, where is a pic of this girl and her cans? :wacko:

:wacko:

here's a link to the movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097236/

here's a pic... well, maybe here's the pic. I'm not sure if it's disabled yet. :wacko:

:wacko:

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 17:14 Post #74

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

here's a link to the movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097236/
here's a pic... well, maybe here's the pic. I'm not sure if it's disabled yet. :wacko:

:wacko:

even the old lady in the background wants to nestle her wrinkled face between those beauties.

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 18:05 Post #75

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

here's a link to the movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097236/
here's a pic... well, maybe here's the pic. I'm not sure if it's disabled yet. :wacko:

:wacko:

WOW!
why have I never heard of this girl before? I mean she's been in such blockbusters as "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!" and all.
What a stellar rack. Has she ever done any nude scenes? or lamost nude scenes? or someone photographing her secretly at the beach scenes?

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 19:03 Post #76

QUOTE(Gnappster)

WOW!
why have I never heard of this girl before? I mean she's been in such blockbusters as "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!" and all.
What a stellar rack. Has she ever done any nude scenes? or lamost nude scenes? or someone photographing her secretly at the beach scenes?

I didn't search hard, but I'm on the task.

( I just knew you were going to make a comment about that hyperforce thing.

)

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 19:06 Post #77

QUOTE(Gnappster)

WOW!
why have I never heard of this girl before? I mean she's been in such blockbusters as "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!" and all.
What a stellar rack. Has she ever done any nude scenes? or lamost nude scenes? or someone photographing her secretly at the beach scenes?

http://www.filmnudes.net/Meredith_Salenger/index.html

I'm working on getting come clips or pics. I might need your help, thoguh.

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 19:23 Post #78

Bad news. Here's what Mr. Skin has to say. Not nude, but sexy in...

http://www.mrskin.com/Stars/01374/Meredith_Salenger.htm

If Mr. Skin can't find her naked, we sure won't.

p.s. We gotta dig up a way to get a free Mr. Skin pass

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 19:30 Post #79

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

http://www.filmnudes.net/Meredith_Salenger/index.html

I'm working on getting come clips or pics. I might need your help, thoguh.

as best as I can tell she has never done a nude scene, which is a real shame.

she stars in a recent(and kinda funny) suave shampoo commercial.

and this clip is fun to watch just for the pure 80ness of it.

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▫ Mar 8 2007, 19:33 Post #80

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Bad news. Here's what Mr. Skin has to say. Not nude, but sexy in...

http://www.mrskin.com/Stars/01374/Meredith_Salenger.htm

If Mr. Skin can't find her naked, we sure won't.

p.s. We gotta dig up a way to get a free Mr. Skin pass

I'm all over it like 3d on a lactating breast.

I wonder if Mr. Skin is related to Dr. Tongue?

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