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▫ Mar 24 2006, 09:20 Post #21
QUOTE(natalie)
I hope you don't think I was knocking your pic because actually I found it appealing. It was just the whole, don't post boobs, pussy or cock in the shoot the breeze section most of us got. :)


no no, i put up the wrong pic. i've just read what i put sorry it sound very sarcastic.
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 14:02 Post #22
QUOTE(wbushw)
babe, with your body I wouldn't be worried about it! The others will be cringing that their bod doesn't look as good as yours! Be confident! You got it girl!

totally agreed!!
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 14:23 Post #23
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
I mean this tongue-in-cheek, Bobaloo, but this time your avatar is appropriate.  I don't know why you would inherently be disgusted by someone else's naked body.  Most of the women on this board are heterosexual, as far as I can tell.  Are they supposed to be grossed out by your hairy, naked body?  If not, what makes you different?  You have balls, right?  Just like the guys in the locker room?

I go to nude beaches and every body type is there.  I'm trying to follow your reasoning -- should hairy, fat, or old, should not be able to be on that beach?  Ironically, most of the people who have helped establish the clothing-optional status of the beaches are hairy, fat, and at least older.

Please clarify.  Thanks.

I have absolutely no problem with the naked human body, male or female. I think the human form is beautiful and is a thing of art in and of itself.

My problem is that the guys at my gym are disgusting. I don't mean that just by looking at them I am grossed out. They are disgusting in their acts, attitude, and demeanor. i think some guys are so concerned with making sure you know they are secure with themselves that they go a little overboard. There are people that will walk around the locker room, shave, brush their teeth, do their hair, talk to the rest of the circle jerk, walk to the scale, talk to the other circle jerk, walk to the toilet, join another circle jerk, and on and on and on... all the while they are naked unnecessarily. Most of that isn't even a big deal and I could understand that you would want to be naked, ie, weighing yourself.

But if I'm trying to walk to my locker which is near a group of 3-8 guys, all naked, who have been standing there naked talking for 10+ minutes, with their cocks flapping around while they're telling stories in an animated fashion, I find it a little unnecessary and I get a little grossed out sometimes. Especially when one of those guys has to bend over right in my face so I can get a good glimpse of the inner depths of his lint-infested ass crack so that he can demonstrate proper bending of the knees during his perfect golf stroke. and that's just touching on the subject. I could go on, but I should wrap this up.

Usually these guys (at least the ones I'm talking about, not all the guys in the locker room) are not making any progress towards the real goal, getting dressed. They spend more time naked in the locker room than they do working out.

I am not a very conservative person, but come on. If you got to by a fly on the wall at my gym, you would understand.

Does that take the head out of my ass a little bit?? I didn't respond to your entire post because this got a little long. But if you want more clarification, I'd be happy to help. here's another point. If a naked guy is playing frisbee on the beach, good for him. No big deal. The guys at my gym would play frisbee in the locker room naked. there's a time and place for everything... They don't always understand that.
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 15:42 Post #24
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
I go to nude beaches and every body type is there.  I'm trying to follow your reasoning -- should hairy, fat, or old, should not be able to be on that beach? Ironically, most of the people who have helped establish the clothing-optional status of the beaches are hairy, fat, and at least older.


Which is a shame! :nahnah:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I have absolutely no problem with the naked human body, male or female.  I think the human form is beautiful and is a thing of art in and of itself. 

My problem is that the guys at my gym are disgusting.  I don't mean that just by looking at them I am grossed out.  They are disgusting in their acts, attitude, and demeanor.  i think some guys are so concerned with making sure you know they are secure with themselves that they go a little overboard.  There are people that will walk around the locker room, shave, brush their teeth, do their hair, talk to the rest of the circle jerk, walk to the scale, talk to the other circle jerk, walk to the toilet, join another circle jerk, and on and on and on... all the while they are naked unnecessarily.  Most of that isn't even a big deal and I could understand that you would want to be naked, ie, weighing yourself. 

But if I'm trying to walk to my locker which is near a group of 3-8 guys, all naked, who have been standing there naked talking for 10+ minutes, with their cocks flapping around while they're telling stories in an animated fashion, I find it a little unnecessary and I get a little grossed out sometimes.  Especially when one of those guys has to bend over right in my face so I can get a good glimpse of the inner depths of his lint-infested ass crack so that he can demonstrate proper bending of the knees during his perfect golf stroke.  and that's just touching on the subject.  I could go on, but I should wrap this up.

Usually these guys (at least the ones I'm talking about, not all the guys in the locker room) are not making any progress towards the real goal, getting dressed.  They spend more time naked in the locker room than they do working out. 

I am not a very conservative person, but come on.  If you got to by a fly on the wall at my gym, you would understand.

Does that take the head out of my ass a little bit??  I didn't respond to your entire post because this got a little long.  But if you want more clarification, I'd be happy to help.  here's another point.  If a naked guy is playing frisbee on the beach, good for him. No big deal.  The guys at my gym would play frisbee in the locker room naked.  there's a time and place for everything... They don't always understand that.


Well I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Point made! :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 16:06 Post #25
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Point made!  :thumbup:

Thanks for you support :thumbup: Sorry I had to make you go throug that. I didn't want to be pegged as someone who isn't openminded

I'm glad I didn't have to go into the mechanics of a man's dangling and swinging assets while brushing his teeth. That sure is a sight to avoid.
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 16:48 Post #26
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Thanks for you support :thumbup: Sorry I had to make you go throug that.  I didn't want to be pegged as someone who isn't openminded

I'm glad I didn't have to go into the mechanics of a man's dangling and swinging assets while brushing his teeth.  That sure is a sight to avoid.


I just threw up a little too, Why couldnt god make the penis semi attractive??? WHY.
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 16:51 Post #27
QUOTE(diane26)
I just threw up a little too, Why couldnt god make the penis semi attractive??? WHY.

The penis probably would be a little more attractive if we guys had a little more cooth.
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 16:56 Post #28
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
The penis probably would be a little more attractive if we guys had a little more cooth.

I doubt it cause I don't find the vagina attractive for the same reason I dont find the penis attractive.

I mean a lot of girls do but not me boobs I get but not the other.
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 16:59 Post #29
QUOTE(diane26)
I just threw up a little too, Why couldnt god make the penis semi attractive??? WHY.


I dunno, jork seems to love it :lol:
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 23:56 Post #30
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Does that take the head out of my ass a little bit??  I didn't respond to your entire post because this got a little long.  But if you want more clarification, I'd be happy to help.  here's another point.  If a naked guy is playing frisbee on the beach, good for him. No big deal.  The guys at my gym would play frisbee in the locker room naked.  there's a time and place for everything... They don't always understand that.

Maybe that's because our American culture prevents them from being outside while playing frisbee in the buff, maybe you should just join in. :2thumbsup: :lol:
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 06:44 Post #31
QUOTE(diane26)
I doubt it cause I don't find the vagina attractive for the same reason I dont find the penis attractive.
I mean a lot of girls do but not me boobs I get but not the other.

Man, I could never be with someone who didn't find the penis attractive, bordering on irresistible. :blink:

As soon as I heard a negative penis remark, I would be out the door so fast, my shadow would be standing around asking where the hell I went. :P

And the converse is true. Any guy who doesn't find that area of the woman fascinating and intoxicating is......I am at a loss for words here. :blink:
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 06:49 Post #32
Thanks for the clarification, Bobaloo. I think I misunderstood your intent. I don't think that someone should fetishize their own nudity and rub people's faces in it, especially in an environment where a certain percentage of the people might be uncomfortable.

For my part, however, they could be forming human naked pyramids in the locker room and as long as it wasn't some kind of sexual thing, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

I think it's way more disgusting to see a person hock up a loogee in the street, or double-dip in the sour cream, or pick their nose or ears in front of me than see some old hairy balls that are just swaying.
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 07:03 Post #33
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Thanks for the clarification, Bobaloo.  I think I misunderstood your intent.  I don't think that someone should fetishize their own nudity and rub people's faces in it, especially in an environment where a certain percentage of the people might be uncomfortable.
For my part, however, they could be forming human naked pyramids in the locker room and as long as it wasn't some kind of sexual thing, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

I think it's way more disgusting to see a person hock up a loogee in the street, or double-dip in the sour cream, or pick their nose or ears in front of me than see some old hairy balls that are just swaying.

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▫ Mar 25 2006, 15:02 Post #34
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Maybe that's because our American culture prevents them from being outside while playing frisbee in the buff, maybe you should just join in.  :2thumbsup:   :lol:

Now, that was funny :lol:
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 15:12 Post #35
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Thanks for the clarification, Bobaloo.  I think I misunderstood your intent.  I don't think that someone should fetishize their own nudity and rub people's faces in it, especially in an environment where a certain percentage of the people might be uncomfortable.
For my part, however, they could be forming human naked pyramids in the locker room and as long as it wasn't some kind of sexual thing, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

I think it's way more disgusting to see a person hock up a loogee in the street, or double-dip in the sour cream, or pick their nose or ears in front of me than see some old hairy balls that are just swaying.

No problemo!

I think I am more disgusted by disgusting people than their nakedness. Like you mentioned about nose-pickers and spitters and the like. I see people picking their nose all the time in cars next to me. I beep the horn and laugh at them when I see it. But it really is gross. People just have no manners. I've run into a lot of people who think their little bubble of space surrounding them extends infinitely.

Human naked pyramids, though? I'm not sure how I would react to that. I guess it would depend on which end of the pyramid was facing my general direction.
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 16:45 Post #36
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
In a guys lockerroom, by and large, most of the guys walk around buck naked, saying, "Hey, Bob, how's it going?", blah, blah, blah.  At my gym, there are about 12 showers with no separation.  Guys are shooting the breeze, talking about what they're doing with their families on the weekend.

A small percentage wear a towel.

My wife says that women's lockerrooms have (mostly) separate showers so, that women can shower individually.  And most women wear towels to and from the shower.  Supposedly, the younger the woman, the more inhibited.

Is that an accurate depiction of men's and women's culture?  How are you guys in this scenario?

DITTO.
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▫ Mar 27 2006, 16:38 Post #37
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Human naked pyramids, though?  I'm not sure how I would react to that.  I guess it would depend on which end of the pyramid was facing my general direction.


Probably a common occurance here. :blink:
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 04:28 Post #38
QUOTE(diane26)
I have one friend that will undress and stuff not caring but she is the one always getting drunk and topless at social events:P


I thought I told you not to tell everyone how I am. Sheesh. :P
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 04:32 Post #39
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
I thought I told you not to tell everyone how I am.  Sheesh.   :P

I didnt give names :crazydude: But now they will know it is you :nahnah:
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 04:33 Post #40
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I didnt give names  :crazydude:   But now they will know it is you :nahnah:


Oh yeah..... :bang:

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