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▫ Sep 12 2006, 15:26 Post #21
QUOTE(natalie)
I haven't been able to get thru a whole Russ Meyer movie and storylines are good sometimes. I know it's really weird but I like it when they are set in the past when the women almost didn't have a choice if their Lord/Landlord/Captain decided to have sex with them but I like being dominated. Not the tie me up and whip me but the holding me down and letting me know I'm not going anywhere. I tend to like Valentine videos and .....I can't remember the other one right now. :kisses:


:wub:
:shuwks:

just swap the captain for captainette and we're good to go natalie!
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▫ Sep 12 2006, 15:31 Post #22
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Girls like watching story line and love making

Guys like watching hardcore action and a money shot to finish!

no.
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▫ Sep 12 2006, 15:38 Post #23
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Due to laws and guidelines "adult bookstores" are well hidden. They usualy have signage that only comes out at night and are confined to certain places in the city. Most of the porn we get comes straight from the States.

There is a place here called Fyshwik and it is in the A.C.T It is our national porn capital! Google it and see

I dont like Max hardcore style either
Girls DONT want to be smothered in Jizz??? :blink:   :P


yes, we do. she just wanted to see who'd wonder about it, and of course, you were there at the plate first!

what the hell was i doing in march when this thread was actually live? i cant remember! and when i try to remember, it hurts...i get this throbbing pain and a voice cums to my head and says...."JUST GO TAKE A BATH! YOURE NOT TALKING WITH ANYONE HERE RIGHT NOW ANYWAY! YOURE ONLY ON CAUSE U DIDNT GET ANY DICK LAST NIGHT SO YOURE PISSED AND FRUSTRATED!"
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▫ Sep 12 2006, 15:54 Post #24
wow, boanna is really into this topic. That or she's on her 3rd pot of coffee :P

So boa, what kind of porn specifically wets your whistle??
Be specific! :drama:
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▫ Sep 12 2006, 16:13 Post #25
QUOTE(Gnappster)
wow, boanna is really into this topic. That or she's on her 3rd pot of coffee :P

So boa, what kind of porn specifically wets your whistle??
Be specific! :drama:


well the thing is....my whistle's already wet long before i watch the porn! watchin porn is just a rebellious act cause of having to endure such a strict upbringing! I'll never forget mom's "sex" talk....we were in the jeep grand cherokee, she was drinking a dr pepper. she said "a man's thingee is disgusting
with veins and hair and the only thing you'll ever want to do with it is to have children." SCARED THE FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF ME! mostly cause i thought how much she must really hate dad! she told me a lot of bullshit. cause i know the penis itself doesnt have hair on it, just around it! :nahnah:

maybe if she had thought of it as a pleasuremaker with a corona at the top, instead of a thingee, she wouldnt be the frustrated old lady she is now. whatever.

(i know, not the answer u were lookin for! ok, to answer u...usually more than two people, one woman and lots of cocks is always good....everyones having a blast, and the moaning is lifelike, not superficial and overdramatic. shes takin it how she wants to, hard someplace, but gently being teased with another cock somewhere else on her body.)

can i take a bath now?
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 08:18 Post #26
QUOTE(boanna)
here here!  funny (to me anyway), i was just thinking bout this subject like at 2am last night! then the gods dump this old thread in my lap.  

(bondi...if u dont have the opportunity to see Mr Rogers Neighborhood on your tv, being that u are way down there....its a kids "educational" program that has been around for like 40 years.  mr rogers made me wanna take a sling shot to the tv, or run over small cats with my bike, or put my little brothers underwear on the dog.)


I have no idea who Mr Rogers is but it seems I dont wanna know!

With porn if there isn't some action for a 15 second time frame you start to say to yourself, "Why have I got such a grip on my cock?"

QUOTE(boanna)
no.
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 15:30 Post #27
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I have no idea who Mr Rogers is but it seems I dont wanna know!

With porn if there isn't some action for a 15 second time frame you start to say to yourself, "Why have I got such a grip on my cock?"


I'm sure you'd be asking the same thing while watching Mr. Rogers :nahnah:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 08:57 Post #28
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'm sure you'd be asking the same thing while watching Mr. Rogers  :nahnah:


Is Mr Rogers the hairy one? :P
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 18:22 Post #29
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Is Mr Rogers the hairy one? :P

No, that's Mrs. Rogers
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 19:08 Post #30
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
No, that's Mrs. Rogers


hahaha, post of the day!
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 04:45 Post #31
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
No, that's Mrs. Rogers


She needs a brazilian!
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 16:12 Post #32
QUOTE(bondiguy)
She needs a brazilian!


haha, yeah. her bush starts above her forehead. :P
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 21:28 Post #33
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha, yeah. her bush starts above her forehead.  :P


I know retro is back but that is just obscene! :P
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▫ May 4 2021, 03:05 Post #34
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Diane, you completely missed the golden age of adult films.  They used to have an actual budget, with multiple cameras, etc.  The sex sometimes was almost incidental, but always there.

Classic Films:

1. Private Teacher - with Kay Parker, Honey Wilder, and Tom Byron.  This one is every guy's fantasy.

2. Surrender in Paradise - with Ginger Lynn, Jerry Butler.  Filmed in Hawaii, I think.

3. Felicia - my wife's favorite - with Rebecca Brooke.  Actually filmed on a villa in France.

4. Aunt Peg's Fulfilment - with Juliet Anderson.

Also don’t forget Debby Does Dallas and the Taboo series

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