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▫ Oct 13 2006, 06:58 Post #101
QUOTE(Christof)
I know on paper the whole team are awesome and should be at least in top 5 football teams in the world.  But.  Judging on the last 2 games we should be in the bottom 5 :(


Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy?

The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!!

I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 07:23 Post #102
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy?

The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!!

I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background


Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 07:29 Post #103
QUOTE(Christof)
Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best


If you have one masochistic bone in your body you have to check it out
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:19 Post #104
I checked and it smells great in here, seriously, like pine trees
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:32 Post #105
QUOTE(Christof)
I checked and it smells great in here, seriously, like pine trees

Maybe pine trees that were pissed on.

which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:34 Post #106
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Maybe pine trees that were pissed on. 
which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.


Then call me Smokey the Bear!
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:40 Post #107
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Maybe pine trees that were pissed on. 
which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.


Hmm not that gross. One of my faves is:

A tramp walks into a bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman thinks this is a bit weird but gives the tramp a toothpick and he leaves.

About 10 minutes later and another tramp walks into the bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman gives him a toothpick and he leaves.

About 10 minutes later another tramp walks in and walks upto the bar. The barman seeing him walk in walks over to him with a toothpick and hands it over to the tramp. The tramp says 'no thanks can I have a straw please?' The barman now completely confused asks the tramp 'whats going on? I've just had 2 tramps walk in here and ask for a toothpick so how come youve now walked in and asked for a straw?' The tramp replies 'Oh nothing, someone had been sick outside and all the good bits have gone'
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 20:41 Post #108
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Maybe pine trees that were pissed on. 
which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes

What's the best way to prevent forest fires?

piss on a tree.


thats really stupid I hope you didnt pay alot for that book ...
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 21:05 Post #109
QUOTE(ddd35)
thats really stupid  I hope you didnt pay alot for that book    ...

the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school. and I never claimed that it was a good joke. It was just a joke from the book. here's another one i remember...

How is Madonna like a tampon?

they're both stuck-up cunts.
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 21:10 Post #110
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school.  and I never claimed that it was a good joke.  It was just a joke from the book.  here's another one i remember...

How is Madonna like a tampon?

they're both stuck-up cunts.

and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 21:15 Post #111
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.


The funny cuz it's true category :lol:
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 21:25 Post #112
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The funny cuz it's true category  :lol:


If I was sombody that cared id point out that makes no sense ,, but since I dont and I cant I wont ... :P
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 21:25 Post #113
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.


LOL

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks?

Sparky
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 21:31 Post #114
QUOTE(Christof)
LOL

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks?
Sparky


:roflmao:
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 22:06 Post #115
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If I was sombody that cared id point out that makes no sense  ,, but since I dont  and I cant  I wont  ...  :P

It doesn't make sense cuz you're looking at it from the wrong point of view.

now imagine you receiving the blow job and not giving it and it should make a lot more sense. :thumbup:
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 22:07 Post #116
QUOTE(Christof)
LOL

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks?
Sparky

Good one :thumbup:

and a dog with no legs you should call cigarette... cuz you take him outside for a drag.

okay. I know that was dumb, but I have a headache.
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▫ Jan 19 2007, 06:28 Post #117
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
and another...

what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??

You can only hold one beer when you're driving.


:roflmao: Im stealing that one... GOLD!!!!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
It doesn't make sense cuz you're looking at it from the wrong point of view.

now imagine you receiving the blow job and not giving it and it should make a lot more sense. :thumbup:


That is where he lets himself down... he is always the giver :blink:
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▫ Jan 27 2007, 23:38 Post #118
shameless post with no real point other than im soooo close to 500 and its taken me forwever to get this far. While im posting just watching leprechaun 4, why is it all these crap horror franchises end up in space, always a let down
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▫ Jan 28 2007, 01:09 Post #119
ahhhh I remember my first 500.... what a magical 4 days that was! :P
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▫ Feb 12 2007, 23:18 Post #120
Well I had planned to save my 500th post for somewhere special, but there have been so many awesome posts lately that I couldnt choose between all the lovely ladies threads here to post in. So, I figured I would post here and thank all the gals who have been posting recently for the excellent pics they have been supplying. :2thumbsup: :cheers: :thumbup: :drinkup:

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