I know on paper the whole team are awesome and should be at least in top 5 football teams in the world. But. Judging on the last 2 games we should be in the bottom 5
Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy?
The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!!
I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background
Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy?
The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!!
I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background
Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best
Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best
If you have one masochistic bone in your body you have to check it out
Maybe pine trees that were pissed on.
which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross Jokes
What's the best way to prevent forest fires?
piss on a tree.
Hmm not that gross. One of my faves is:
A tramp walks into a bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman thinks this is a bit weird but gives the tramp a toothpick and he leaves.
About 10 minutes later and another tramp walks into the bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman gives him a toothpick and he leaves.
About 10 minutes later another tramp walks in and walks upto the bar. The barman seeing him walk in walks over to him with a toothpick and hands it over to the tramp. The tramp says 'no thanks can I have a straw please?' The barman now completely confused asks the tramp 'whats going on? I've just had 2 tramps walk in here and ask for a toothpick so how come youve now walked in and asked for a straw?' The tramp replies 'Oh nothing, someone had been sick outside and all the good bits have gone'
thats really stupid I hope you didnt pay alot for that book ...
the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school. and I never claimed that it was a good joke. It was just a joke from the book. here's another one i remember...
the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school. and I never claimed that it was a good joke. It was just a joke from the book. here's another one i remember...
How is Madonna like a tampon?
they're both stuck-up cunts.
and another...
what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job??
shameless post with no real point other than im soooo close to 500 and its taken me forwever to get this far. While im posting just watching leprechaun 4, why is it all these crap horror franchises end up in space, always a let down
Well I had planned to save my 500th post for somewhere special, but there have been so many awesome posts lately that I couldnt choose between all the lovely ladies threads here to post in. So, I figured I would post here and thank all the gals who have been posting recently for the excellent pics they have been supplying.