You've only had sex once?

It sounds like you waited till after you got married, but I'm not sure that's what you're saying.

No we didn't wait although that happened in October and in Feb we were married. Not realizing or not wanting to admit I had gotten myself pregnant the one time the condom broke. Stupid Trojan!!!!!

So many men have missed so much with you being taken off the market by your first... you have too much sexiness for just one man!

sorry numba1fan, lol

Ok, i'll bite



Is that what she said?

biting short posts?

Is this in the correct thread or should we contact Comedyman?

Yeah I heard somewhere the big ones bite back

I'm very suprised that nobody caught this, but I think a prove it is needed here, of course only pics could do this justice.

How sad is this? My first time we were messing around no idea what I was doing and "accidentally" slipped inside of her.

It happened when I was 15, I was in the music festival called Rantarock with my parents and I met a very nice guy when I was watching my all-time-favorite band, Apulanta. He was 18 and I remember thinking that his cock is huge (so little I knew then...) and it hurt and pleasure was far far away...but after that I wanted to have sex just alldaylong...(it happened 9 years ago...)

How old you were?

19, she was my first girlfriend too, didn't have time for dating in high school.

I think thats how most ppl lose their virginity..... ahh alcohol



I was thinking the same thing haha



um that is almost too funny

*husband explains his adultery to his wife*

"you gotta believe me, we just happened to be naked in the same room. All of a sudden I slipped and my cock fell right into her pussy! It was an accident I swear"

I gotta remember that one.

use it wisely my son!

or this...

"yeah I fucked her... I FUCKED her... but I make love to you"

I always like Joeys 'But baby! I thought she was YOU!'

Dude the avatar... brilliance

There is some quality av's doing the rounds at the moment

I was 16 and he was 15, but I used to like younger men back then (and still do if I'm honest). I was staying at his house (very strict family his father was ex forces) so i had the bedroom and he had to sleep downstairs. After everyone had retired to bed and gone to sleep (i checked ) I went back downstairs and remember kissing him to wake him up. Next thing I know his hard cock is pushing into my leg and he asked if he could see and touch my tits. I was wearing a night shirt that would not allow me to get my tits out so I took it off, his eyes nearly popped out of his head, he didn't know what to look at first. I just remember standing there shaking and looking at his big smile, I quickly laid down beside him on the sofa and put my hand on his cock. He played with all of me, I remember being scared that his father would come down and catch us at it, but it felt right. We just seem to go with the flow and ended up letting him inside me, it all seemed to go into quick time, then it was all over, we both just led there with a stupid grin on our faces. Didn't really know how I felt but we had done IT!! Didn't understand what the cherry was at the time, although all our friends had said about losing theirs. I remember thinking what was all the fuss about, I can't really remember, but if it lasted 5 minutes we were going some. Not really knowing what to do next so we kissed and I went back to bed. The next day I remember feeling a little awkward, but we got over it and 4 years later we married! Let me tell you it lasts longer than 5 minutes now (sometimes hehehehe!!). Now, the 2nd time..........we'd done some research

hahaha, that line is so RAW

nothing.... nothing gets by you