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▫ Apr 25 2006, 14:16 Post #161
QUOTE(boanna)
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Mar 5 2006, 03:05 PM)
Lynette,Do you really want to think about some stranger monkey spanking to your picture?Having said that I think your a hottie and should keep posting.I havent pulled pudd to pictures since I was 13 but if I was 13 I'd pull pudd to your pic.

[B][U]well, boanna thinks this thread is stupid, a breeding ground for insults, and a place to get your feelings hurt.  why? duh! should have called it "whos pics have you not gotten off to"!  thought this site was a place for women, (the ones with the fully fuctional boobies worth looking at), to show men,  (the ones with the boobs that do nothing) what we have, so u can put something in those tiny little brains of yours (thoughts of boobs, something other than beer), and in return, you lavish us with compliments of how lovely we are, and of course, heartfelt thanks that we put our pics on here for u. then, u start this thread that openly excludes some, and the ones u did list here, most of them had to come asking, hey did u spank your tiny little wanker after u saw my pic?  shit. begging.  we can do that at home fellas!!!!  theres only one safe answer in this thread, "why i have yanked off to so many of u lovely ladies pics, i just cant remember who i have not spanked to!"  want us to keep posting pics? then be nice and flatter us a little more for gods sake~!

now, whos pic has boanna worked one up for? well, if u mean just this morning, then only one pic. and i aint saying his name, cause it would not be kind the rest of u to know it was not u! but he knows who he is.  boanna had to resort to the zuccini in the fridge for this gentlemans pic!  

oh yea, boannas almost made herself go blind while working one up from some of the ladies pics here!!! i bet i can top most men on this site! lets have a jack off contest!  NOT!  I already won! see, some of us realize self gratification is an art, something we do just because it feels good and we want to. not because we are forced to, like men view it as.


one more thing: no, it doesnt bother me one bit to think of some stranger jacking off to my pic. isnt that what all of YOU really are? strangers? i am glad to be of service to the human race! couldnt be a nurse, so i can help u this way!
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 14:27 Post #162
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Not that many of the girls here aren't spank-worthy (for lack of a better word), and a lot of the pics REALLY turn me on, but I have a very specific protocol when it comes to masturbatory material. I will go into more specifics if anyone wants to know, which I am pretty sure will be exactly no one.

That is all.

well nappy, boanna wasnt around in march when u posted this. i am now, and i wanna know, whats your masturbation material? pics here not doing it for ya? how bout something like this?!!
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 15:57 Post #163
QUOTE(boanna)
well nappy, boanna wasnt around in march when u posted this. i am now, and i wanna know, whats your masturbation material?  pics here not doing it for ya? how bout something like this?!!

Dammit, Gnappy. I thought you promised to delete that photo!!!
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 16:00 Post #164
QUOTE(boanna)
well nappy, boanna wasnt around in march when u posted this. i am now, and i wanna know, whats your masturbation material?  pics here not doing it for ya? how bout something like this?!!


now THAT'S hot! :P
I sense some boa hostility! lol

If you looked 5 posts down from that you would see I answered said question which I will quote here cuz I'm a helluva a guy:
QUOTE(Gnappster)
lol of course you would  :P

Maybe some guys can beat off to the same sears catalogue but for me, jerk-off material for me has to meet several criteria:
1. Should be hardcore but not required
2. Must be a series of pics from the same girl in the same situation.  Ya know some of the porn sites where they have random shots of nakedness of different people. Doesn't work for me. Also even if the pics are of the same girl, they have to be from the same set.
3. Must be new. Novelty is a must when spanking one's monkey. I can't jerk off to the same movies or pics unless I haven't seen them in a very long time.

So that's why it's hard to rub one out here for me. The pics are only posted a few at a time. And when I have a bunch saved up it still doesn't work because they are no longer new to me. Not to say that the pics aren't hot or don't turn me on, cuz they honest to God do! Put it this way, this place gives me a hard-on even if I have to finish  the job another way. If I sound like an asshole, fine, but I gotta be me!  B)


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Dammit, Gnappy.  I thought you promised to delete that photo!!!


:fuckoff:

:lol:

And that is all.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:18 Post #165
QUOTE(boanna)
QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Mar 5 2006, 03:05 PM)
Lynette,Do you really want to think about some stranger monkey spanking to your picture?Having said that I think your a hottie and should keep posting.I havent pulled pudd to pictures since I was 13 but if I was 13 I'd pull pudd to your pic.

[B][U]well, boanna thinks this thread is stupid, a breeding ground for insults, and a place to get your feelings hurt.  why? duh! should have called it "whos pics have you not gotten off to"!  thought this site was a place for women, (the ones with the fully fuctional boobies worth looking at), to show men,  (the ones with the boobs that do nothing) what we have, so u can put something in those tiny little brains of yours (thoughts of boobs, something other than beer), and in return, you lavish us with compliments of how lovely we are, and of course, heartfelt thanks that we put our pics on here for u. then, u start this thread that openly excludes some, and the ones u did list here, most of them had to come asking, hey did u spank your tiny little wanker after u saw my pic?  shit. begging.  we can do that at home fellas!!!!  theres only one safe answer in this thread, "why i have yanked off to so many of u lovely ladies pics, i just cant remember who i have not spanked to!"  want us to keep posting pics? then be nice and flatter us a little more for gods sake~!

now, whos pic has boanna worked one up for? well, if u mean just this morning, then only one pic. and i aint saying his name, cause it would not be kind the rest of u to know it was not u! but he knows who he is.  boanna had to resort to the zuccini in the fridge for this gentlemans pic!  

oh yea, boannas almost made herself go blind while working one up from some of the ladies pics here!!! i bet i can top most men on this site! lets have a jack off contest!  NOT!  I already won! see, some of us realize self gratification is an art, something we do just because it feels good and we want to. not because we are forced to, like men view it as.


Boanna....... love it when you get feisty...now if you can just kill that topless thread.. i think i might just love you honey..... :2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:22 Post #166
:2gunsfiring: :)

QUOTE(juicyboobs)
Boanna....... love it when you get feisty...now if you can just kill that topless thread.. i think i might just love you honey..... :2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:48 Post #167
QUOTE(The_Flash2019)
Here're most of the pics I've gotten off to. The members in no particular order.

tripled
jlynn
penelope
bigguns8
bts34e
redneckgirl
summoner
bustobabe
sensual_lips
boanna
juicyboobs
Fellatiofiend18

And alot of other beauties

Hmmmm. I think I see a trend. :P
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 21:41 Post #168
QUOTE(natalie)
Hmmmm. I think I see a trend. :P


he's just trying to get you to chase him..........youre on my list..
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 21:44 Post #169
QUOTE(juicyboobs)
he's just trying to get you to chase him..........youre on my list..


:shuwks:
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 21:53 Post #170
QUOTE(natalie)
:shuwks:

I can't believe I forgot you from my list, natalie! :bang:
Adding you to it now. :kisses: :niceones:
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 21:53 Post #171
QUOTE(The_Flash2019)
Here're most of the pics I've gotten off to. The members in no particular order.

tripled
jlynn
penelope
bigguns8
bts34e
redneckgirl
summoner
bustobabe
sensual_lips
boanna
juicyboobs
Fellatiofiend18

And alot of other beauties

dude...i learned a while ago--DON'T MAKE LISTS--you will alway forget someone.

ladies i don't pull off to pics but i do thing of some of you and if you think it's you, then you are right. :whatever:
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 21:53 Post #172
never makes lists....
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:03 Post #173
QUOTE(hott1976)
never makes lists....

took me 5 pages and a newbie......and i been here a year....
shame on you guys missing this lady out... maybe we should have a boobie strike...
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:08 Post #174
:o now just hold on there young lady. that is the reason why i've learned not to make list. you were left out (unwittingly i'm sure) and you were not that happy. now regardless of what i say people will still continue to make list. no one ever pays much attention to what i have to say, but i'll keep saying it :nahnah:
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:11 Post #175
doesn't want to make anyones lists....

excepts Gnappy's of course.

We really should be asking....
Out of RMM girls...who would be the first choice to bang! now that sounds interesteing. Mine would be BTS. ;)
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:15 Post #176
QUOTE(foghorn)
:o now just hold on there young lady.  that is the reason why i've learned not to make list.  you were left out (unwittingly i'm sure) and you were not that happy.  now regardless of what i say people will still continue to make list.  no one ever pays much attention to what i have to say, but i'll keep saying it :nahnah:


don't need a list to know who loves me...... i know... but couldn't let a mention get passed by......
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:17 Post #177
QUOTE(hott1976)
doesn't want to make anyones lists....

excepts Gnappy's of course. 

We really should be asking.... 
Out of RMM girls...who would be the first choice to bang!  now that sounds interesteing.  Mine would be BTS.  ;)


:woohoo:

well, you'd be on THAT list for sure.
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:24 Post #178
QUOTE(hott1976)
doesn't want to make anyones lists....
excepts Gnappy's of course. 


Hott's computer must be infected with the virus that randomly changes the word Bobaloo to Gnappy :unsure:

QUOTE(hott1976)
We really should be asking.... 
Out of RMM girls...who would be the first choice to bang!  now that sounds interesteing.  Mine would be BTS.  ;)

:o Hott and BTS goin' at it. That would be an amazing thing to see!!!
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:49 Post #179
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Hott's computer must be infected with the virus that randomly changes the word Bobaloo to Gnappy :unsure:


the wIsHfUlThInKiNg virus
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:52 Post #180
cute..no virus on this computer. I would ride gnappy like the crazy cowgirl i want to be! :)

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