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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:49 Post #61
QUOTE(evade20)
That sounds like another video... :niceones:   :allhail:   :allhail:   :allhail:   :allhail:   :allhail:


give me time! Need to learn first! Still trying to find time and opportunity for the belly dancing vid! But I promise I will soon! :kisses:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:49 Post #62
QUOTE(natalie)
Well I'm afraid we live in Alberta not in B.C. although it's not too much farther. How the hell would you explain that one to your husband? "Oh yeah, by the way, I;m flying into Edmonton to do some hot chick and her well endowed husband. Send you pix to show what your missing and to give you something to wank off to if you like." :roflmao:   :roflmao:


Well actually I did tell him I want to visit canada since we are so close before I move to CO.

Isnt there some super mall in Edmonton :nahnah:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:49 Post #63
QUOTE(closeup)
I think I'll take a course in watching strippers. It's not as easy as it looks. The first course would be lap-dance etiquette 101, "How to drink beer and tip at the same time."

I haven;t read you 411 yet but it sounds like having you around is going to be fun.
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:50 Post #64
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:51 Post #65
QUOTE(diane26)
Well actually I did tell him I want to visit canada since we are so close before I move to CO.

Isnt there some super mall in Edmonton :nahnah:

Why yes Diane there is. It's one of the biggest malls in north America and they are making it even bigger.
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:51 Post #66
QUOTE(natalie)
Fuck the world wouldn't know what hit it.


Hey, we could run the universe with that! When shall we start rehearsals!?! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:51 Post #67
QUOTE(natalie)
You know, lots of times strippers pair up and do a show together, now that would be fun one day eh Diane? (and yes I'm a true canadian and say eh a lot) :P

I saw eh a lot to and I never knew it was a canadian thing, learn something new all the time eh?? LOL

There you go will take the pole lessons with penny and than do a show with you :kisses:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:52 Post #68
QUOTE(closeup)
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?

You bet hunny, after all, you guys would have been my inspiration to do it in the first place. :shuwks: :shuwks:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:52 Post #69
QUOTE(closeup)
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?

50 Dollars THATS IT?????
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:52 Post #70
QUOTE(natalie)
Why yes Diane there is. It's one of the biggest malls in north America and they are making it even bigger.

Well got my alibi :roflmao:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:53 Post #71
QUOTE(closeup)
With you three dancing, the cover charge would be around $50.00. Would RMM members get a discount?


That sounds cheap to me!!! Think about it, me Diane and Natalie semi naked and writhing sexily!!! :bonerfied: :drama:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:53 Post #72
QUOTE(penelope)
That sounds cheap to me!!! Think about it, me Diane and Natalie semi naked and writhing sexily!!! :bonerfied:   :drama:

Thats what Im talking about sistah I got shoes that cost more than that :blink:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:54 Post #73
There's only one "Gentleman's Club" in my neck of the woods. If you give the bartender a twenty, you'll get your change back in 2 dollar bills. When you go to the bank and see someone with a fistful of two dollar bills, you know she's a stripper. I see we have a lovely addition to our group. Welcome. :cheers:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:56 Post #74
hmmm you ladies could just post nude pics of yourself right now to test the waters :thumbup:

(damn am i smart!)
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:58 Post #75
QUOTE(diane26)
Thats what Im talking about sistah I got shoes that cost more than that :blink:


And those sexy outfits don't come cheap!! Sounds like a major shopping trip is needed!! And from what I've read we three could clear out the entire mall!!! (ooh look at me using Americanisms! at least I knew what a mall was though, thats an improvement!) :2thumbsup: :blink:
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 21:59 Post #76
QUOTE(penelope)
That sounds cheap to me!!! Think about it, me Diane and Natalie semi naked and writhing sexily!!! :bonerfied:   :drama:

50 bucks is cheap! That's just to get in the door. Then 50 cents a lap-dance for a hundred lap-dances is another 50 bucks. :P
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 22:00 Post #77
QUOTE(penelope)
And those sexy outfits don't come cheap!! Sounds like a major shopping trip is needed!! And from what I've read we three could clear out the entire mall!!! (ooh look at me using Americanisms! at least I knew what a mall was though, thats an improvement!) :2thumbsup:   :blink:

Well that is a splendid idea and from what I just found out Nat has the biggest mall in these parts we need to book a date and gather all the credit cards.
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 22:00 Post #78
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hmmm you ladies could just post nude pics of yourself right now to test the waters  :thumbup:

(damn am i smart!)


Well I suppose we could sell the pics and maybe market a calender
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 22:01 Post #79
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hmmm you ladies could just post nude pics of yourself right now to test the waters  :thumbup:

(damn am i smart!)

I think they're ignoring that post, but I'm not going to let them. :2gunsfiring:
Worse than ignoring it, trying to improve it. I liked it the way it was.
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▫ Mar 2 2006, 22:02 Post #80
QUOTE(closeup)
50 bucks is cheap! That's just to get in the door. Then 50 cents a lap-dance for a hundred lap-dances is another 50 bucks. :P

Yous a best get outs of them ghetto strip clubs wes gonna be some high class hookers here. :blink:
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