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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 20 2005, 07:33 Post #81
QUOTE(Narazbad)
its plastic! it streches to fill the desired shape! :P


Ok so you can be teachnical advisor for the "Kondom".

I'll be the product tester
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 20 2005, 08:14 Post #82
arent you a lil small? :P :P and you gotta find someone who would be willing to let you test it out!
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 20 2005, 08:38 Post #83
Dude.... not cool!

You are no longer technical advisor! Im sure Juicy or J would allow such tests with me!
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 20 2005, 08:57 Post #84
LOL im sorry bud, i had to do it lol. you just gave me such a "ripe" opportunity! cmon, if you had been in my shoes you woulda taken the same shot lol. and im sure the girls would rather you than me anyway, theyve SEEN you lol. I still cant figure out how to do a damned attachment! :P
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B Cup
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▫ Jul 20 2005, 23:16 Post #85
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Dude.... not cool!

You are no longer technical advisor! Im sure Juicy or J would allow such tests with me!


Yes! I'm ready for testing.... let's do it! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jul 21 2005, 03:18 Post #86
everyone is wanted but me!!! *cries*
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 21 2005, 06:10 Post #87
QUOTE(HotJ)
Yes!  I'm ready for testing....  let's do it! :2thumbsup:


Holy Shit!

Boards first Plane to the U.S....

Meets Hot J :P

Tests product with Hot J :letsfuck:

Goes home a happy little fucker! :party-smiley-048:
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▫ Jul 21 2005, 14:20 Post #88
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Goes home a happy little fucker!  :party-smiley-048:

"LITTLE" fucker huh?

:haha:

You did it again Bondi............................

Cant leave the door open like that or somebody'll kick it closed.......
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 22 2005, 07:13 Post #89
QUOTE(paybarraman)
"LITTLE" fucker huh?

:haha:
You did it again Bondi............................

Cant leave the door open like that or somebody'll kick it closed.......


eh... im honest! haha

Actually its a break down of the language barrier. We Aussies have a warped sense of humour. We call people that are huge (like Puppet) 'Tiny', we call red heads 'bluey'.... so in fact, little means BIG! haha

Ok....maybe not, but good try?
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 06:23 Post #90
so i know this thread hasn't been posted in for one hell of a long time... but i saw the title and felt it had to be revived... after all, the title of it pretty much sums up what i would like to do to her... well, it'd be a start at least :P
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 07:24 Post #91
yeah...that and HotJ has posted in here...shit i miss that girl...anyone still talk to her?
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 08:14 Post #92
QUOTE(jrock8)
so i know this thread hasn't been posted in for one hell of a long time... but i saw the title and felt it had to be revived... after all, the title of it pretty much sums up what i would like to do to her... well, it'd be a start at least :P

:drama: Standing by with movie cameras. :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 12:10 Post #93
QUOTE(jrock8)
so i know this thread hasn't been posted in for one hell of a long time... but i saw the title and felt it had to be revived... after all, the title of it pretty much sums up what i would like to do to her... well, it'd be a start at least :P


way to go on a dig to find this one jrock!!! :thumbup:
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C Cup
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 15:21 Post #94
Jrock, you get points for bumping this thread. I love this thread LOL
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 16:59 Post #95
I am in favour of letting dormant threads die a natural death, but this thread should NEVER die.
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 17:19 Post #96
QUOTE(Kiana)
Jrock, you get points for bumping this thread.  I love this thread LOL


i get to redeem those points to bump you, right?
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▫ Jan 28 2006, 07:51 Post #97
why did i just suddenly think of kiana as a pin ball machine???
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:28 Post #98
QUOTE(Narazbad)
why did i just suddenly think of kiana as a pin ball machine???


umm, b/c you have severe brain damage? :crazydude:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 15:44 Post #99
QUOTE(Narazbad)
why did i just suddenly think of kiana as a pin ball machine???


umm cuz u would like to stick your dick in both? :crazydude:
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▫ Feb 1 2006, 06:38 Post #100
o.O i know my balls are big enough to use...but dude....that HURTS!
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