I hate that I used to be someone to never get sick and now I can get a sore throat and have it turn into a full fledged something that has me on my ass for days.
My son had a sore throat for one day and now I am sick and nothing helps.
Troy McClure is a different character. He is the "pitchman" who does all the advertisements and educational videos on the Simpsons. His voice was provided by the late Phil Hartman. I think Hartman also did the voice of "Lionel Hutz" the incompetent attorney.
However, the attorney I'm talking about is the one that always is defending Montgomery Burns in court. I checked several sites and I can't find his name, only a small picture.
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I know who u are talking about. He has a nasal voice and is the head lawyer in Burns's posse.... I do not think he has an actual name!
I can't BELIEVE I missed this Simpsons banter until now. Yes he does look kinda like Milhouse's uncle, but Milhouse carries all Kirk Van Houten's inadequacies.
Here's what I hate. I'm delivering this expensive dining room table to this ladies house. I quoted two figures, one for delivery, one for setting it up. So first she has us take the old table out to the garage (not part of the deal) then we bring in the pedestal that the table bolts on to. Now this table is in a huge box that we're gonna break open in the driveway, then bring it in piece by piece and assemble it. So she says to me, "I changed my mind, I don't want to pay to have it assembled, just take it out of the box and set the top on the pedestal. And take away all the cardboard" I'm tell her if I take it out of the box, she's paying for the assembly. She tells me her husband will put it together just bring in the box and lean it against the wall. The box is probably close to three hundred pounds but we get it into the dining room. Here's where it gets good. She tells me she changed her mind again now she wants to have us put it together. I'm pissed. I tell her that if I was gonna put it together,I'd have opened the box in the driveway. So for the next fifteen minutes she goes back and forth changing her mind FOUR times until we just said "Lady, we've got to leave" She was still yakking as we drove off. How can anyone so clueless even get thru the day. When I told the store manager where she bought the table about it, she told me the ladies husband called her after his wife bought the table, screaming that she shouldn't have sold it to her. He couldn't beleive his wife paid so much for a table and that anyone who sold it should have known that. If they put their heads together I bet I could take them both out with one bullet.
Here's what I hate. I'm delivering this expensive dining room table to this ladies house. I quoted two figures, one for delivery, one for setting it up. So first she has us take the old table out to the garage (not part of the deal) then we bring in the pedestal that the table bolts on to. Now this table is in a huge box that we're gonna break open in the driveway, then bring it in piece by piece and assemble it. So she says to me, "I changed my mind, I don't want to pay to have it assembled, just take it out of the box and set the top on the pedestal. And take away all the cardboard" I'm tell her if I take it out of the box, she's paying for the assembly. She tells me her husband will put it together just bring in the box and lean it against the wall. The box is probably close to three hundred pounds but we get it into the dining room. Here's where it gets good. She tells me she changed her mind again now she wants to have us put it together. I'm pissed. I tell her that if I was gonna put it together,I'd have opened the box in the driveway. So for the next fifteen minutes she goes back and forth changing her mind FOUR times until we just said "Lady, we've got to leave" She was still yakking as we drove off. How can anyone so clueless even get thru the day. When I told the store manager where she bought the table about it, she told me the ladies husband called her after his wife bought the table, screaming that she shouldn't have sold it to her. He couldn't beleive his wife paid so much for a table and that anyone who sold it should have known that. If they put their heads together I bet I could take them both out with one bullet.
If they put their heads together they'd have a cumulative IQ of 37 and this probably wouldn't have happened. Although, it would be sweet justice to have them both bleed all over the table.
I was kinda hoping when the husband got home and found he had to put a table together that he didn't want her to buy in the first place, that maybe a kick in the ass would appropriate. I hope he was really pissed. He probably came home thinking he was going to eat dinner, opens the garage door and there's his old table right in the middle of the bay. Then, instead of dinner, his wife hands him a box cutter and a pair of pliers. I'd have paid to seen it.
10:45 AM In transit EDMONTON, AB Package to be cleared by FedEx broker
9:42 AM Clearance in progress EDMONTON, AB
9:37 AM In transit EDMONTON, AB Package available for clearance
6:19 AM Clearance in progress EDMONTON, AB
I swear to god, fedex is utter shit. A fucking clearance delay every damn 15 minutes.
Then they phone me and want an invoice. I tell them the item # off of ebay and how much it costed me. Then they send me an email saying they need my power of attorney to clear customs. LOL Yeah Like I'm going to give fedex my power of attorney. LOL I phone them up and tell them "Yeah this me, CLEAR IT!" Then they tell me, oh we already cleared it, and it should be here at the estimated time. Well 5:00 rolls around and surprise surprise, no Fedex. I wait until 7:00 and I phone them asking where the hell my package is. The lady says it's still being cleared.
!!!!!!!!!?????????
WHAT!?
They said it was cleared! She says, no, they are clearing it now. It's been fucking clearing since morning! She says I will get it tommorow now instead of the time given.
I swear to god, I'm so tempted to drive to the fedex building here, ask for the clearance guy and then fucking drop him one in the balls and ask if I can have his job, because he apparently does jack shit all.
Jun 8, 2006 1:15 PM Clearance delay EDMONTON, AB
12:13 PM Clearance delay RICHMOND, BC
12:43 PM Clearance delay EDMONTON, AB
12:12 PM Clearance in progress EDMONTON, AB
11:38 AM Clearance in progress EDMONTON, AB
10:45 AM In transit EDMONTON, AB Package to be cleared by FedEx broker
9:42 AM Clearance in progress EDMONTON, AB
9:37 AM In transit EDMONTON, AB Package available for clearance
6:19 AM Clearance in progress EDMONTON, AB
I swear to god, fedex is utter shit. A fucking clearance delay every damn 15 minutes.
Then they phone me and want an invoice. I tell them the item # off of ebay and how much it costed me. Then they send me an email saying they need my power of attorney to clear customs. LOL Yeah Like I'm going to give fedex my power of attorney. LOL I phone them up and tell them "Yeah this me, CLEAR IT!" Then they tell me, oh we already cleared it, and it should be here at the estimated time. Well 5:00 rolls around and surprise surprise, no Fedex. I wait until 7:00 and I phone them asking where the hell my package is. The lady says it's still being cleared.
!!!!!!!!!?????????
WHAT!?
They said it was cleared! She says, no, they are clearing it now. It's been fucking clearing since morning! She says I will get it tommorow now instead of the time given.
I swear to god, I'm so tempted to drive to the fedex building here, ask for the clearance guy and then fucking drop him one in the balls and ask if I can have his job, because he apparently does jack shit all.
FUCKING FEDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!
The above-mentioned message is being held for clearance. We appreciate your patience. Your new estimated time of message delivery is June 10 at approximately 11:17 pm. If you have any comments, complaints, or suggestions, please scream them at your computer screen and one of our helpful customer service representatives will ignore you just as soon as one becomes available from ignoring somebody else.
The above-mentioned message is being held for clearance. We appreciate your patience. Your new estimated time of message delivery is June 10 at approximately 11:17 pm. If you have any comments, complaints, or suggestions, please scream them at your computer screen and one of our helpful customer service representatives will ignore you just as soon as one becomes available from ignoring somebody else.
* Racism
* Gender discrimination (any and all)
* Disability discrimination
* Child abusers
* Animal abusers
* People who Dislike Queen, Led Zeppelin, Beatles etc. we can NEVER be friends
* People who think people with Autism should not exist because they are stupid. I have autism, OCD and an IQ approaching 160 - oh and I also run my own business
* Fakes and flakes (I don't mean the chocolate piece inside an ice cream either)
* SJWs
* Uber-Liberals
* Hipsters
* People who support terrorism or any form of abuse/torture
* Ignorant people
* Middle Lane hoggers
* Anybody who thinks that Justin Bieber is better than Freddie Mercury (WRONG x INFINITY!)
* Liars
* Bigots
* Sexists
* Lazy idiots
* People who rely on excuses to get away with things (unless you are really not clever or knowledgeable. There is a difference between not knowing and not caring enough)
I'll probably think of 100 things extra tomorrow...
Today's gulp of H8trade: Idiots inside Retail Stores and Supermarkets
I often wonder what the hell is wrong with people. No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with people when it comes to shopping establishments. Is this a true mental disorder or is this a simple case of idiots getting off fucking with people? If so, then it's fair game to fuck with them back, not limited to hospitalization ICU.
We all grab a shopping cart to buy food. When I'm looking for a particular product that happens to be sold out, I wonder who is the ass munch who picked it up and stuck it elsewhere. Because often, I will shop for a spice or canned food and find some other food product stuffed in its place because some ass wipe did not have the decency to put it back. Is it really that difficult? Additionally, what is this asinine fascination to open aluminum foil or plastic wrap boxes and then put them back? These people are sick fucks that deserve a beating with a board stuck with nails!
Shopping at a super retail establishment. Holy dog shit on a plate piled high, people lose their minds! Pushing my cart through the bathroom tissue aisle, I see some fuck wad that dumped their dog food, quart of oil and cat play toy on a package of tissue. Let me guess, they saw the tissue and decided they didn't need the dog food, oil and cat toy, so they took the tissue package. Really? The next one is worthy of the electric chair. I continue to push my cart to the household cleaning aisle and what do I find next to the window cleaner? Three packages of steak at room temperature. This is truly a sick fuck to waste food like this. How many other food items are wasted like this? This shit really chaps my hide to no end. I start to have really violent thoughts about the perpetrators.
I don't blame retail markets that are starting to make a market change and move their business model like that of Amazon's. Nobody gets to fondle, open or waste the merchandise, you buy it first, then you receive it. No waste, no stolen merchandise to bother with and pass on the loss cost to consumers, no hassle and these sick fucks have nowhere else to go.
I dislike people asking for tribute pics. It's just tough to do . Cum on a pic. Take a pic of it and send. I mean geese if you wanna make me Cum let's video chat and we both can cum. Lol
I start to have really violent thoughts about the perpetrators.