Yes spam mail but thought it was pretty accurate:P Sure some have seen it before.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What??? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
Yes spam mail but thought it was pretty accurate:P Sure some have seen it before.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What??? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
10. People who post shit I've seen 100 times before.
I always like when someone says, " He doesn't bite." when their dog comes running up to you. I say, "You mean he doesn't bite YOU, he's never met me." Then some people will say, "Stick your hand out" or "Let him smell you". When I'm doing a moving job, I don't need some dog growling at me everytime I walk past. People get pissed when I tell them to put the dog in the yard or in the basement. "Oh, he's friendly" Great, then let him go make friends in the basement. And I like dogs!
I had a buddy that used to do contracting. He was starting a kitchen remodeling project and showed up on the first day ready to go. When the homeowner opened the door, his dog took a running start down the hallway and lept right towards my friends head. While the dog was in the air, he pulled the hammer out of his toolbelt and swung. He buried the claw part right into the dog's skull. The dog was dead before he hit the floor. My buddy pulled his hammer out, turned around and got back into his truck. He said the whole time from when he stepped out of his truck until he got back in was about three minutes.
I was dissapointed reading this thread. I thought Diane was going to list what she hated about people on RMM... I was curious to see what it was about me and others she hated so much
I was dissapointed reading this thread. I thought Diane was going to list what she hated about people on RMM... I was curious to see what it was about me and others she hated so much
I was dissapointed reading this thread. I thought Diane was going to list what she hated about people on RMM... I was curious to see what it was about me and others she hated so much
I'm sure we could talk her into starting a genu-wine thread about what we hate.
I HATE drivers who slow down as they approach an intersection when they have the GREEN LIGHT!!!!!!!!
I then wind up having to floor it to get through cause they slowed soooo much the light goes yellow bfore they decide to continue.......ASSHOLES!!!!!!!
