320 Million Powerball Jackpot Prize

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 21 2006, 18:35 Post #21

QUOTE(closeup)

I said I'd buy her 4 new ones, she already has two.

6? What a freak!

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 21 2006, 18:36 Post #22

QUOTE(Gnappster)

6? What a freak!

I love looking at some boobs but anything more than 2 is just creepy.

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 21 2006, 18:37 Post #23

QUOTE(diane26)

I love looking at some boobs but anything more than 2 is just creepy.

Was gonna respond but Diane said it all.

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D Cup

Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Feb 22 2006, 05:12 Post #24

QUOTE(diane26)

I love looking at some boobs but anything more than 2 is just creepy.

I like to see more than 2 boobs at a time, but do keep a very strict 2 boobs to 1 vagina ratio

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 22 2006, 05:50 Post #25

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I had to struggle to hold back the laughter on that one seeing as my boss is right here. CLASSIC!

That is a crazy amount of money to win. The shitty thing is, in the states the government takes their cut which I think is bullshit. That doesn't really matter if you win that kind of coin but still, like the gov't deserves it. I don't know what it's like in other countries but they don't tax lottery winning in Canada. But our biggest jackpots are only about 30-40million, ONLY lol.
Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer! I've won the lottery!
   Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too!
   [two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge
bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet]
   Window washers: We both won the lottery!
   All:    [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too!
   Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins!
(actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.)

Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha

In Oz we have similar jackpot amounts to you guys in Canada and NO... there is no tax taking from Lottery wins.

LOL @ ur quote.

Marge: The chances of winning the lottery are 380 million to one
Homer: Correction, 380 million to 50.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 22 2006, 16:21 Post #26

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha

In Oz we have similar jackpot amounts to you guys in Canada and NO... there is no tax taking from Lottery wins.

LOL @ ur quote.

Marge: The chances of winning the lottery are 380 million to one
Homer: Correction, 380 million to 50.

and probably the best quote from that episode, Homer's dream about what he would do if he won the lottery:

Lenny: Hey Homer, what'd ya do, get a haircut or something?
Homer: Look closer, Lenny.
Lenny: Oh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now and your covered in gold.
Homer:14 Karat Gold!

Homer: Take a hike, boss. I'm running things now!
Mr. Burns: All hail King Homer.
Homer: Ahahahaha!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 23 2006, 05:19 Post #27

hahaha too funny

Kent: Now here are the numbers for tonight's $30,000...jackpot

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

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D Cup

Member No.: 6095 Posts: 2,079 Joined: 04/2005

▫ Feb 27 2006, 17:04 Post #28

QUOTE(closeup)

Discounting the fact that I probably have the winning numbers on my ticket, how would you guys spend your prize should you win? The prize for this drawing is some serious cash. I'd buy an island off the Maine coast and one off Hawaii, build a nice house on each, then swap every six months. The first couple of years I'd probably wear out a half dozen hammocks.

now you all know, i didn't win but had i won i would have saved it all and not spent any of it. "back, back, mine, mine. i'm a wealthy mizer." (this is a softball. where is this from?) :nahnah:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 1 2006, 05:08 Post #29

Nobody seemd to click with my "LOST" reference

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 1 2006, 16:21 Post #30

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Nobody seemd to click with my "LOST" reference

have never seen it :unsure:

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A Cup

Member No.: 13763 Posts: 26 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Mar 2 2006, 05:41 Post #31

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Nobody seemd to click with my "LOST" reference

your "lotto" numbers = the numbers on the hatch that also were the numbers on hurley's winning lottery ticket

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 2 2006, 07:04 Post #32

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Nobody seemd to click with my "LOST" reference

Speaking of which need to watch this I had to Tivo tonights episode.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 3 2006, 04:48 Post #33

QUOTE(joe_kickass)

your "lotto" numbers = the numbers on the hatch that also were the numbers on hurley's winning lottery ticket

bingo.... Has anyone tried to play those numbers???

QUOTE(diane26)

Speaking of which need to watch this I had to Tivo tonights episode.

tivo????

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 3 2006, 04:49 Post #34

QUOTE(bondiguy)

bingo.... Has anyone tried to play those numbers???

tivo????

You have got to be kidding??? You don't have tivo down under?????? :blink:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:12 Post #35

QUOTE(diane26)

You have got to be kidding??? You don't have tivo down under?????? :blink:

we may have but under a different name.... wtf is tivo? :blink:

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:14 Post #36

QUOTE(bondiguy)

we may have but under a different name.... wtf is tivo? :blink:

A digital recording box. No DVD's Or VHS tapes is records all your shows you want digitally or movies anything coming on TV so you can watch it when your ready. You can even set it to record the same show everytime it is on and stuff.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:17 Post #37

QUOTE(diane26)

A digital recording box. No DVD's Or VHS tapes is records all your shows you want digitally or movies anything coming on TV so you can watch it when your ready. You can even set it to record the same show everytime it is on and stuff.

Oh yeah we have that just never heard the name.

I have one built into my DVD recorder.... records right onto a hard drive and you can watch it, or burn it to a DVD and delete afterwards

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:19 Post #38

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Oh yeah we have that just never heard the name.

I have one built into my DVD recorder.... records right onto a hard drive and you can watch it, or burn it to a DVD and delete afterwards

Yes that is it has a Hard Drive mine isnt the Tivo BRAND NAME cause our cable company has there own so I have that., the dvd recorders were to complicated for even me and I am a technology chic :crazydude:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 3 2006, 16:10 Post #39

yeah they are called PVR's in Canada, personal video recorder, but ppl still say TiVo.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 4 2006, 19:44 Post #40

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I'd set up a centre for kids who can't read good and would like to do other things good

Sorry but zoolander just wasn't that funny! Besides, you'd probably biuld one so small the kids would have to be ants to get in.

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