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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 14 2006, 20:05 Post #21
QUOTE(diane26)
:huh:


are u perplexed by my euphemism for oral sex or that some women don't like it? :unsure:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 14 2006, 20:19 Post #22
QUOTE(Gnappster)
are u perplexed by my euphemism for oral sex or that some women don't like it?  :unsure:

The euphemism never head that one before,

I am not a fan of it but I will do it and would for a special occasion such as this IF he was deserving. Perhapse by march 14th I will have that cool ass toyh vlad posted and shall cook me a steack and use it LOL
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 08:30 Post #23
Wanna hear something scary???

I just found a thread I have never posted in! :blink:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 15:24 Post #24
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Wanna hear something scary???

I just found a thread I have never posted in! :blink:


impossible!
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 16:07 Post #25
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Wanna hear something scary???

I just found a thread I have never posted in! :blink:

And it's all of two days old. I'm not sure commenting on not posting is the same as actually posting. Isn't that sort of like the sound of one hand clapping? Or is it more like a tree falling in the woods when nobody is there to hear it? Could it be your whoring skills are slipping? BTW, isn't it an unstated rule that if a thread goes more than twenty-five posts without naked woman it's considered D.O.A.?
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 16 2006, 05:18 Post #26
QUOTE(closeup)
Could it be your whoring skills are slipping? BTW, isn't it an unstated rule that if a thread goes more than twenty-five posts without  naked woman it's considered D.O.A.?


The Whore in me will never die!!!!

And Indeed on the rule.... I pronounce this thread... DEAD!!!
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 03:37 Post #27
QUOTE(bondiguy)
The Whore in me will never die!!!!

And Indeed on the rule.... I pronounce this thread... DEAD!!!

Good topic + no pictures= Dead thread

Bad topic + lots of pictures= Good thread

Good topic + lots of pictures = Excellent thread

Bad topic + no pictures = My 411
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 03:58 Post #28
QUOTE(closeup)
Good topic + no pictures= Dead thread

Bad topic + lots of pictures= Good thread

Good topic + lots of pictures = Excellent thread

Bad topic + no pictures = My 411


that pretty much sums it up
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D Cup
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 04:19 Post #29
Can't let this thread die...
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D Cup
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 04:39 Post #30
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Can't let this thread die...

What a way to breathe life into a thread :flashboobs: :2thumbsup:
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 04:47 Post #31
QUOTE(belicked6924)
What a way to breathe life into a thread :flashboobs: :2thumbsup:


Why, thank you sir....
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 04:51 Post #32
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Why, thank you sir....

You have a very sexy body, and I love the see through. :bonerfied:
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 04:54 Post #33
QUOTE(belicked6924)
You have a very sexy body, and I love the see through. :bonerfied:


:shuwks: Thanks...
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 04:59 Post #34
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
:shuwks:   Thanks...

Oh no, it is me that is grateful. Well my :bonerfied: anyway.
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 05:00 Post #35
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Oh no, it is me that is grateful. Well my :bonerfied: anyway.


lol
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 05:06 Post #36
Only speaking the truth. :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 05:41 Post #37
QUOTE(Gnappster)
that pretty much sums it up


aums up all of our 411's... I mean check out the pics in mine!!!

QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Can't let this thread die...


Way to breathe life into this baby
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 06:31 Post #38
QUOTE(bondiguy)
aums up all of our 411's... I mean check out the pics in mine!!!
Way to breathe life into this baby


Thanks. Now we've gotta get the other ladies to join in.
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B Cup
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▫ Feb 17 2006, 17:03 Post #39
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Can't let this thread die...


in fact now I am more alive than before :)
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 18 2006, 00:54 Post #40
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Can't let this thread die...

Very hot girl
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