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Double D's
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 21:15 Post #1
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 21:31 Post #2
that looks interesting to say the least....
but what about that tongue vibrator below, the thing that looks like a real tongue lol.
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B Cup
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 21:53 Post #3
So interesting...i perused that whole site, Diane... might have to get me a speed snap ring!
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 23:04 Post #4
Of all the things that need improving, blowjobs are pretty far down the list. Now on a womans clit, that thing looks like it would be an interesting experiment. Any of you ladies gonna pony up $70.00 to find out?
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 00:52 Post #5
QUOTE(closeup)
Of all the things that need improving, blowjobs are pretty far down the list. Now on a womans clit, that thing looks like it would be an interesting experiment. Any of you ladies gonna pony up $70.00 to find out?


Well not sure if it would improve a blow job but being how I LOVE my clit vibrator and a mans toungue just cant get to that sort of speed I would be all for this. Actually it is being ordered tomorrow and I will let you know how it turned out :cheers:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 11:55 Post #6
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Of all the things that need improving, blowjobs are pretty far down the list.


dude I agree.... never change a winning formula! and if it ain't broke, don't fix it :P
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 00:39 Post #7
QUOTE(bondiguy)
dude I agree.... never change a winning formula! and if it ain't broke, don't fix it :P


I dunno I wasnt very good at giving them when I got with my husband. Because of female cattiness I tried really hard to give him the best one he had ever got so I got a lot better (never had much practice didnt care to have that thing in my mouth) but anyway back in the day I am sure my husband might have liked a little extra something to enhance my poor sucking skills. LOL

But when we were looking at this toy it was thinking that it would be used on me.
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 06:26 Post #8
Let me know how that thing works out.
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 06:57 Post #9
With my luck I'd go to eat her out and swallow the fucking thing! Imagine going to the ER with this thing vibrating in your stomach.I'd be real careful with stuff like that.How would you explain having swallowed this thing to the Drs?I am sure if I tried to use that I'd be the guy who either got electrocuted or swallowed it.
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 07:05 Post #10
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
With my luck I'd go to eat her out and swallow the fucking thing! Imagine going to the ER with this thing vibrating in your stomach.I'd be real careful with stuff like that.How would you explain having swallowed this thing to the Drs?I am sure if I tried to use that I'd be the guy who either got electrocuted or swallowed it.


I would explain it and probablly would sell a few if it wasnt for the mishap that sent us to the ER. I dont get easily embarrased when i first tried my sex swing it was scary and I was already preparing to tell the ER doc how I was in my sex swing fell and broke my pelvis LOL
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 15:52 Post #11
QUOTE(diane26)
I would explain it and probablly would sell a few if it wasnt for the mishap that sent us to the ER. I dont get easily embarrased when i first tried my sex swing it was scary and I was already preparing to tell the ER doc how I was in my sex swing fell and broke my pelvis LOL


sex swing? where are THOSE pics?
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 15:54 Post #12
QUOTE(diane26)
I would explain it and probablly would sell a few if it wasnt for the mishap that sent us to the ER. I dont get easily embarrased when i first tried my sex swing it was scary and I was already preparing to tell the ER doc how I was in my sex swing fell and broke my pelvis LOL


sex swing? where are THOSE pics?
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 17:41 Post #13
QUOTE(Gnappster)
sex swing? where are THOSE pics?


I imagine it would be hard for me to take pics of myself while in the sex swing and the husband doesnt take any. LOL

But the Tongue Joy will be here in 3-5 days :nahnah:
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▫ Feb 14 2006, 03:28 Post #14
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
With my luck I'd go to eat her out and swallow the fucking thing! Imagine going to the ER with this thing vibrating in your stomach.I'd be real careful with stuff like that.How would you explain having swallowed this thing to the Drs?I am sure if I tried to use that I'd be the guy who either got electrocuted or swallowed it.

I can't even remember what the website is called but the gist of it was pictures of x-rays of things people but into their bodies. Everyones seen the nail in the skull, but this had a whole section of things doctors have pulled out of patients asses. Coke bottles, vise-grips, coins, (?) , all sorts of wild stuff. The doctor that extracts a vibrating tongue toy would probably just add it to his collection of weird shit he's collected over the years. (Or give it back if it still worked, seventy bucks is seventy bucks.)
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▫ Feb 14 2006, 04:09 Post #15
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I can't even remember what the website is called but the gist of it was pictures of x-rays of things people but into their bodies. Everyones seen the nail in the skull, but this had a whole section of things doctors have pulled out of patients asses. Coke bottles, vise-grips, coins, (?) , all sorts of wild stuff. The doctor that extracts a vibrating tongue toy would probably just add it to his collection of weird shit he's collected over the years. (Or give it back if it still worked, seventy bucks is seventy bucks.)

Maybe my husband will choke on it. Ok kidding sort of.

Should be here anyday now sent priority today.

I seen that site some pretty funky things people have done.
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▫ Feb 16 2006, 05:26 Post #16
QUOTE(Gnappster)
sex swing? where are THOSE pics?


QUOTE(Gnappster)
sex swing? where are THOSE pics?


you DO have a stutter
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▫ Feb 16 2006, 16:07 Post #17
QUOTE(bondiguy)
you DO have a stutter


and a delayed one at that
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▫ Mar 7 2006, 16:27 Post #18
Well, I'm of the opinion that giving great head is an artform. There are some porn stars that don't even do it well. A girl has to have a creative imagination, and also watching a lot of porn doesn't hurt. You should to study the ones that really seem to do it well and practice all the different tecniques. Most importantly... You HAVE to swallow! Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive immediately after he starts to ejaculate. If your busy switching to your hand, or spitting it out... it isn't possible to REALLY give the head of his dick the workout with your mouth it deserves. Practice makes perfect. :silvio:
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▫ Mar 7 2006, 17:06 Post #19
QUOTE(Lynette)
     Well, I'm of the opinion that giving great head is an artform. There are some porn stars that don't even do it well. A girl has to have a creative imagination, and also watching a lot of porn doesn't hurt. You should to study the ones that really seem to do it well and practice all the different tecniques. Most importantly... You HAVE to swallow! Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive immediately after he starts to ejaculate. If your busy switching to your hand, or spitting it out... it isn't possible to REALLY give the head of his dick the workout with your mouth it deserves. Practice makes perfect. :silvio:

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▫ Mar 7 2006, 17:25 Post #20
lynette... you are amazing... i only wish i could get with a girl who thinks like you do...

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