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▫ May 23 2006, 20:43 Post #21
QUOTE(natalie)
When it comes to stand-up comedy Russel Peters is number one, then the whole blue collar comedy group, Chris Rock, Robin William skit about golf and so many more. I love stand-up comedy. I'd rather watch it than anything else.


one of the funniest things ever
Robin Williams on Golf
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A Cup
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▫ May 23 2006, 20:57 Post #22
Steven Wright, George Carlin, Chris Rock.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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▫ May 24 2006, 01:20 Post #23
richard pryor
mel brooks
red foxx
eddie murphy
robin harris
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▫ May 24 2006, 17:04 Post #24
All time it is real tuff to say but one of my new favs is Carlos Mancia. I haven't seen anything from him that doesn't make me laugh my ass off. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ May 24 2006, 19:29 Post #25
How could I forget the stand up of Bill Cosby? If you don't like his shows that's one thing but the stand-up movie from "Bill Cosby Himself" is a must see talks all about drunks and drug users and dentists and stuff. Really you have to watch it. Hubby's not a fan of stand-up period but this one makes him laugh. Oh and has anyone ever heard Jimmy Fallon's Writting on the Bathroom Wall? Good stuff there too. :thumbup:
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▫ May 24 2006, 19:38 Post #26
I like Adam Sandler :thumbup:
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▫ May 26 2006, 02:51 Post #27
almost forgot. Brian Regan "The big yellow one's the sun."
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▫ Jun 12 2006, 08:40 Post #28
QUOTE(LikesThemAll)
almost forgot.  Brian Regan   "The big yellow one's the sun."


larry the cable guy:wub:
rodney carrington :2gunsfiring:
sam kennison:roflmao:
and of course richard, chris......
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▫ Jun 12 2006, 08:41 Post #29
QUOTE(boanna)
larry the cable guy:wub:
rodney carrington :2gunsfiring:
sam kennison:roflmao:
and of course richard, chris......

chris rock's funniest bit:

to the women: "i wish you'd just shut the ____ up! i have heard every +++++++ thing you have to say!
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▫ Jun 12 2006, 08:43 Post #30
QUOTE(boanna)
chris rock's funniest bit:

to the women:  "i wish you'd just shut the ____ up! i have heard every +++++++ thing you have to say!

"sing you bastards!"
"I got this burnin sensation when I pee..."
"do u think there"ll be hummers in heaven..."
"i got a 12 inch dick, dozen roses, and a pickup truck..."
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▫ Jun 17 2006, 11:14 Post #31
No real particular order (well, maybe apart from the first two):

Billy Connolly
Robin Williams
Eddie Izzard
Denis Leary
Python Team
Joyce Grenfell
Victoria Wood
Lenny Henry

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