Ready! Aim! Fire! Ladies Poll

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 9 2006, 21:18 Post #21

My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 9 2006, 21:22 Post #22

QUOTE(diane26)

My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story

how in the HELL would he manage that? doesn't have very good command of his equipment

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 10 2006, 00:55 Post #23

QUOTE(Gnappster)

how in the HELL would he manage that? doesn't have very good command of his equipment

I have no idea how he managed it but it sure is the party topic when we have get togethers he is a big goof ball and is always doing something wacky. There are a few "what were you thinking?" things I could tell about him .

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C Cup

Member No.: 9846 Posts: 512 Joined: 08/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 01:10 Post #24

QUOTE(diane26)

I have no idea how he managed it but it sure is the party topic when we have get togethers he is a big goof ball and is always doing something wacky. There are a few "what were you thinking?" things I could tell about him .

That is crazy how tha twould happen!!

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 10 2006, 01:42 Post #25

QUOTE(burningnickle)

That is crazy how tha twould happen!!

I dont have a dick so I have no idea but said something like they were both laying well him on top and when he pulled out to shoot in her face it shot in his eye he said his head was down to watch it nail her and he was hit.

Crazy shit but with him I would believe it

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Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 03:51 Post #26

QUOTE(diane26)

My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story

That will teach him not to bring a BB gun to bed!!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 16:44 Post #27

QUOTE(bondiguy)

(the sad thing is I knew exactly where I posted this pic!)

lol, so do I. and she wasn't too happy about it

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:01 Post #28

yeah...oops!

Although to tell the truth I dont even know what thread im in half the time... they all become one massive blur

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:13 Post #29

QUOTE(bondiguy)

yeah...oops!

Although to tell the truth I dont even know what thread im in half the time... they all become one massive blur

just like reality

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:18 Post #30

you know it

ya wanna hit this shit?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:26 Post #31

QUOTE(bondiguy)

you know it

ya wanna hit this shit?

i'll hit both!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:32 Post #32

fuck u are unstoppable today!!!! hahaha

Big melons and a big bong.... ahh life's pleasures

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:36 Post #33

I knew I recognised her!!!!

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:47 Post #34

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I knew I recognised her!!!!

"It smells like Otto's jacket"

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:56 Post #35

QUOTE(closeup)

"It smells like Otto's jacket"

"Now my shoes are talking to me"

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C Cup

Member No.: 12510 Posts: 531 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 23:04 Post #36

to bad ur poll dosnt have more then one option i would have pick in my mouth on my breast on my ass on my face in my pussy i love them all depends on my mood but For bj always swallow everything loveeeeee the taste

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Feb 10 2006, 23:05 Post #37

QUOTE(Gnappster)

"Now my shoes are talking to me"

Those do-gooders are all a bunch of losers. Every last one of them. Want results? You have to go to the Schwarneggers, the Stallones, and to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 04:57 Post #38

QUOTE(Gnappster)

"Now my shoes are talking to me"

"On closer inspection...these are loafers"

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 24 2006, 20:15 Post #39

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

Ladies

You know your ultimate goal during sex is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex, his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture.

Girls, when you have brought him to his moment of explosion where do you like him to shoot?
And tell us why

before i vote, please change your above sentence to correctly read:

"Ladies

You know your ultimate goal during sex, AFTER HE HAS MADE U CUM AT LEAST 5 TIMES OF COURSE, is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex, his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture."

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 24 2006, 20:19 Post #40

QUOTE(johnfreak)

When I shoot, I want 1 of 4 things... in her mouth, on her tits or in her pahgynah.. if she cum dodges she's off my fuck list (in my head)

what is a "pahgynah". give me a pic, it helps me understand, since mens words always cum out wrong!

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