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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 22:23 Post #1
Hey folks. I am designing the shirts for our dodgeball team. I figured I would put one of those periodic tables of sex pictures or some variation of it on the front. Problem is, I don't have a poster(and am too cheap to order one and also don't want to wait for it), and can't find a high enough resolution pic of it online. So I am asking my perverted friends here for help. Someone here must have one they could do a few scans for me to work from. Hopefully this thread will not die a quick death.

Here's a sample of what I'm looking for:
Attached: periodic_table_of_sex.jpeg
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 22:36 Post #2
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Hey folks. I am designing the shirts for our dodgeball team. I figured I would put one of those periodic tables of sex pictures or some variation of it on the front. Problem is, I don't have a poster(and am too cheap to order one and also don't want to wait for it), and can't find a high enough resolution pic of it online. So I am asking my perverted friends here for help. Someone here must have one they could do a few scans for me to work from. Hopefully this thread will not die a quick death.

Here's a sample of what I'm looking for:


whoa, whoa, whoa... hold on a sec... you mean there's more than just missionary, girl on top, and doggy style???!!! :unsure:

wow, my world just got a whole lot more complicated... :blink:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 22:47 Post #3
QUOTE(jrock8)
whoa, whoa, whoa... hold on a sec... you mean there's more than just missionary, girl on top, and doggy style???!!!  :unsure:
wow, my world just got a whole lot more complicated...  :blink:


well I've seen a lot of them in porn. But I use the analogy of the X Games. Sure it looks like fun to watch, but would probably result in personal injury if I tried it at home.
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 23:40 Post #4
Never even heard of it.
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 31 2006, 00:38 Post #5
Hey...most of you guys say your sex life is just like that chart.....periodic!! :haha:
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C Cup
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▫ Jan 31 2006, 04:09 Post #6
I resemble that remark!
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 31 2006, 04:43 Post #7
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Hey folks. I am designing the shirts for our dodgeball team. I figured I would put one of those periodic tables of sex pictures or some variation of it on the front. Problem is, I don't have a poster(and am too cheap to order one and also don't want to wait for it), and can't find a high enough resolution pic of it online. So I am asking my perverted friends here for help. Someone here must have one they could do a few scans for me to work from. Hopefully this thread will not die a quick death.

Here's a sample of what I'm looking for:

I found the poster on this site for $8.00 (USD) + S/H. <http://www.moviepostershop.com/display.php/13_1____1-8166.html>;

Of course when I tried to enlarge it, It just became all fuzzy unreadable.

I also found this:
Attached: 3some.jpg
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 31 2006, 04:50 Post #8
rofl....i sooo need that poster! :P
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▫ Jan 31 2006, 15:08 Post #9
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
Hey...most of you guys say your sex life is just like that chart.....periodic!! :haha:


ouch! everyone is a comedian these days :P

QUOTE(evade20)
I found the poster on this site for $8.00 (USD) + S/H. <http://www.moviepostershop.com/display.php/13_1____1-8166.html>;

Of course when I tried to enlarge it, It just became all fuzzy unreadable.

I also found this:


i had that problem too, but thanks for the other pic, it's pretty funny.

QUOTE(Narazbad)
rofl....i sooo need that poster! :P


I'll go for the easy burn here.
naraz, i'm sure bondi and jrock will indulge you in your threesome.
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 31 2006, 15:48 Post #10
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'll go for the easy burn here.
naraz, i'm sure bondi and jrock will indulge you in your threesome.


nope dude... i told him already, and now i'll tell you... we might be whores, but we still have standards :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 1 2006, 04:59 Post #11
rofl....

"standards and practices? what are standards and practices?"

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