Spit Or Swallow

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 7 2006, 22:34 Post #121

QUOTE(natalie)

My husband seems to think that if I swallow his cum, it can cure everything from headaches to frizzy hair.

he's absolutely correct! in addition, it also cures:
- Depression
- Insomnia
- Motor-Mouth
- Darting Eyes
- Indecisiveness
- Decisiveness
- Uncontrollable Falling Down
- Geriatric Profanity Disorder (GPD)
- Chronic Nagging

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C Cup

Member No.: 13687 Posts: 547 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 7 2006, 22:38 Post #122

QUOTE(Gnappster)

he's absolutely correct! in addition, it also cures:
- Depression
- Insomnia
- Motor-Mouth
- Darting Eyes
- Indecisiveness
- Decisiveness
- Uncontrollable Falling Down
- Geriatric Profanity Disorder (GPD)
- Chronic Nagging

I tried telling her.....tried reasoning with her but I guess she'll just have to see how many other guys agree!! :2thumbsup:

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Mar 8 2006, 00:02 Post #123

I read somewhere that seman is actually like the real-life Fountain of Youth. The more you swallow, the less you age. The article was in either Scientific American or Hustler.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 8 2006, 06:22 Post #124

all of the above is true....

isn't cum just great for ladies to swallow????

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 8 2006, 14:03 Post #125

As I said once before on another thread, I consider giving great head to be an "artform". There are a lot of porn actresses that don't even do it well. I believe a girl has to have a very creative imagination and probably should watch a lot of porn in order to try to copy the techniques of some of the actresses who CAN actually do it well. That being said... Swallowing is just part of doing it the right way. Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive state when it's cumming, or immediately after it ejaculates. If you're busy switching to your hand, or spitting... How can you possibly be working the head of his dick over vigorously with your tongue and mouth the way you should in order to gain the maximum effect? I believe you can drive any man absolutely crazy with a blowjob administered this way. And, it's like anything else... Practice makes perfect.
*KISS*

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Double D's

Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 8 2006, 14:08 Post #126

QUOTE(Lynette)

As I said once before on another thread, I consider giving great head to be an "artform". There are a lot of porn actresses that don't even do it well. I believe a girl has to have a very creative imagination and probably should watch a lot of porn in order to try to copy the techniques of some of the actresses who CAN actually do it well. That being said... Swallowing is just part of doing it the right way. Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive state when it's cumming, or immediately after it ejaculates. If you're busy switching to your hand, or spitting... How can you possibly be working the head of his dick over vigorously with your tongue and mouth the way you should in order to gain the maximum effect? I believe you can drive any man absolutely crazy with a blowjob administered this way. And, it's like anything else... Practice makes perfect.
*KISS*

You are wonderful!!!

:suckadick:

?

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Mar 8 2006, 15:29 Post #127

QUOTE(Lynette)

As I said once before on another thread, I consider giving great head to be an "artform". There are a lot of porn actresses that don't even do it well. I believe a girl has to have a very creative imagination and probably should watch a lot of porn in order to try to copy the techniques of some of the actresses who CAN actually do it well. That being said... Swallowing is just part of doing it the right way. Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive state when it's cumming, or immediately after it ejaculates. If you're busy switching to your hand, or spitting... How can you possibly be working the head of his dick over vigorously with your tongue and mouth the way you should in order to gain the maximum effect? I believe you can drive any man absolutely crazy with a blowjob administered this way. And, it's like anything else... Practice makes perfect.
*KISS*

You heard it here first ladies. Practice, practice, practice. There's no such thing as an awful blowjob, but some are better than others. I think enthusiasm is a big part of it. I know I'm ALWAYS enthused when getting one.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 8 2006, 19:06 Post #128

QUOTE(Lynette)

As I said once before on another thread, I consider giving great head to be an "artform". There are a lot of porn actresses that don't even do it well. I believe a girl has to have a very creative imagination and probably should watch a lot of porn in order to try to copy the techniques of some of the actresses who CAN actually do it well. That being said... Swallowing is just part of doing it the right way. Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive state when it's cumming, or immediately after it ejaculates. If you're busy switching to your hand, or spitting... How can you possibly be working the head of his dick over vigorously with your tongue and mouth the way you should in order to gain the maximum effect? I believe you can drive any man absolutely crazy with a blowjob administered this way. And, it's like anything else... Practice makes perfect.
*KISS*

I agree that you should be creative. it might seem straight forward but there are so many speeds, twists, grips and ways to mave your hands and tongue to make it interesting. Although I don't have him cum in my mouth just yet, I do allow him to cum on my tongue from time to time and when he has ejaculated on my tits, I put him back in my mouth and suck a little more. Just to help extend the pleasure. Plus sometimes it makes it so that his knees buckle.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 8 2006, 19:21 Post #129

QUOTE(natalie)

I agree that you should be creative. it might seem straight forward but there are so many speeds, twists, grips and ways to mave your hands and tongue to make it interesting. Although I don't have him cum in my mouth just yet, I do allow him to cum on my tongue from time to time and when he has ejaculated on my tits, I put him back in my mouth and suck a little more. Just to help extend the pleasure. Plus sometimes it makes it so that his knees buckle.

That is all.

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A Cup

Member No.: 10778 Posts: 95 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Mar 8 2006, 19:58 Post #130

the problem with swallowing is that you can't watch the cum drip on the tits

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 8 2006, 19:59 Post #131

QUOTE(jackyoulike)

the problem with swallowing is that you can't watch the cum drip on the tits

And the first couple that land on a girl are sooo incredibly warm!!!! :2thumbsup:

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Melon Master

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▫ Mar 8 2006, 20:07 Post #132

QUOTE(natalie)

And the first couple that land on a girl are sooo incredibly warm!!!! :2thumbsup:

Do you try to turn all of the guys on here or is it purely unintentional?

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 8 2006, 21:15 Post #133

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Do you try to turn all of the guys on here or is it purely unintentional?

Purely unintentional I swear. :flashboobs:

But it really is true. It's almost relaxing when you get those first really warm shots land on your body. :2thumbsup:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 9 2006, 07:02 Post #134

QUOTE(natalie)

Purely unintentional I swear. :flashboobs:

But it really is true. It's almost relaxing when you get those first really warm shots land on your body. :2thumbsup:

If Numba1 ever goes missing... I had NOTHING to do with it :ph34r:

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C Cup

Member No.: 13687 Posts: 547 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 9 2006, 07:20 Post #135

YES YES IM A LUCKY BASTARD!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 9 2006, 07:25 Post #136

QUOTE(numba1fan)

YES YES IM A LUCKY BASTARD!!!

Um can u see a red laser light on ur forehead right now? :2gunsfiring:

haha

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C Cup

Member No.: 13687 Posts: 547 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 9 2006, 07:27 Post #137

Please just make it quick! :nahnah:

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Melon Master

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▫ Mar 9 2006, 16:06 Post #138

QUOTE(numba1fan)

Please just make it quick! :nahnah:

well bondi is known as a "minute man"

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Mar 10 2006, 05:24 Post #139

QUOTE(Gnappster)

well bondi is known as a "minute man"

im on the improve.... 2 minutes and counting

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Melon Master

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▫ Mar 10 2006, 16:15 Post #140

QUOTE(bondiguy)

im on the improve.... 2 minutes and counting

Way to go! You keep plugging away, and good things will happen!

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