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▫ Sep 13 2006, 20:16 Post #381
QUOTE(jrock8)
so what's on this list?  a new headboard for the one we'd break?  a digital camcorder to record all the action?  or just a 6 pack of your favorite beer and a really good steak? :P
yeah, i had that feeling... except instead of using your foot, why not just slide under the table?  nobody's really paying attention anyway  :suckadick:    or i could just meet you in the coat check room in 5 minutes :banana2:

Geez. Only Jork would make a girl wait 5 minutes for 30 seconds of action.
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 20:21 Post #382
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Geez.  Only Jork would make a girl wait 5 minutes for 30 seconds of action.


isn't that called foreplay? :huh:

damn... all these years and i never knew... :lol:
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 21:04 Post #383
i love jorks!
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 01:12 Post #384
QUOTE(hott1976)
i love jorks!


:party-smiley-048: :woohoo: :woohoo: :party-smiley-048:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 01:47 Post #385
QUOTE(Lynette)
I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

Here's the thing that makes me laugh. You "have people" to do all the mundane office stuff. Do they do all your thinking for you too? A typing error is me typing yuor instead of your. A typing error is NOT substituting you're for your. Spell check won't catch that kind of error because what's wrong is in your head, not in your fingers. I've come to the conclusion that if there are two "Lynettes" one of them maybe had a semester or two of college, the other barely squeaked thru high school. Probably spent all her time day-dreaming about being a model and a millionaire. Sorry to say but attempting to bullshit us is as close as you'll ever get to those goals. Even that you failed at. Better luck next time. Here's a thought: Maybe the "Lynette" persona is being created by an order of nuns in a nunery. I like that better than the frat house option and almost as much as the nursing home. Then again, would a nun call me a "fucking moron"? I mean, one who never met me. BTW, please don't reveiw my posts for spelling errors, it'll just tax your brain and bore the rest of us.
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 01:49 Post #386
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
pmsl :roflmao:   we love that fuckin moron :roflmao:

Thanks sweety, I think. :P
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 05:20 Post #387
QUOTE(Lynette)
I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.


so basically, you are just pretty lazy? :rolleyes:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 08:44 Post #388
QUOTE(boanna)
man, can someone change the title of this thread?  think of the vast number of visitors who come here, dive into this thread thinking they are gonna read some fun shit and then they get hit with....well....whats actually here.    im not a multimilliondollar businessMAN (said it that way cause im not really into all the femanist shit either)  but with my small amount of marketing knowledge, i feel pretty confident in saying that this thread would be bad for business and quite possibly a blatant lie.

:puke:


How retro! Rock on toots

QUOTE(Lynette)
I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.


Good for you... but I retired from the cleaning busniess back in '89. I have grown bored of your outrageous stories so I'll leave it for the rest of the people out there now. Who knew a simple question about one's age would turn in to all this?

One for you all to ponder... how many Lynette's does it take to change a light bulb?
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 13:35 Post #389
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
now your talkin :drama:   :eatme:
The comedyman we all know and love :)   :kisses:


A compliment from you sweetheart is nectar and ambrosia to me :kisses:

Miss ya my saucy British hotbody :kisses:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 13:37 Post #390
Ok.. I read the NEXT three pages of arguing and I made this observation....

I also like shooting in a girls hair... :lol:

J/K

..... I didn't read the last three pages of arguing :lol:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 14:56 Post #391
Okay. I've read all the back-and-forth banter. The spelling criticism is a little ridiculous. I see spelling errors all the time by pretty much all posters, myself included. Making a valid argument based on someone's spelling/typing ability is pretty lame. At first I thought this was a pretty interesting debate, but now it's tiring. It seems neither of you can stick to the point anymore and are just trying to get on each others' nerves and come up with the next witty comment. Closeup, at first I kinda agreed with you. I always thought there was something peculiar going on with lynette and her stories and stuff, but then again I never really let it get to me. Now that it's brought out in the open, you know what... I still don't care that much and it doesn't really get to me. If she (they) post(s) something that resembles an opinion and it sparks a conversation, whether she's credible or not, well, at least there's something out there for people to comment on if they choose to... or ignore if they choose that route. I hope this debate ceases soon; the more it continues the more aggressive and mean you both appear.

I try to remain unbiased around here when it comes to disagreements. I'm not picking sides on this. I'm just saying that I'm noticing more hostility than debate around here, and it's getting old now.

There's a common saying in message boards that I think suits this situation pretty well...

Aruging with someone on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

click
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 15:17 Post #392
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Okay.  I've read all the back-and-forth banter.  The spelling criticism is a little ridiculous.  I see spelling errors all the time by pretty much all posters, myself included.  Making a valid argument based on someone's spelling/typing ability is pretty lame. At first I thought this was a pretty interesting debate, but now it's tiring.  It seems neither of you can stick to the point anymore and are just trying to get on each others' nerves and come up with the next witty comment.  Closeup, at first I kinda agreed with you.  I always thought there was something peculiar going on with lynette and her stories and stuff, but then again I never really let it get to me.  Now that it's brought out in the open, you know what... I still don't care that much and it doesn't really get to me.  If she (they) post(s) something that resembles an opinion and it sparks a conversation, whether she's credible or not, well, at least there's something out there for people to comment on if they choose to... or ignore if they choose that route.  I hope this debate ceases soon; the more it continues the more aggressive and mean you both appear.

I try to remain unbiased around here when it comes to disagreements.  I'm not picking sides on this.  I'm just saying that I'm noticing more hostility than debate around here, and it's getting old now.
There's a common saying in message boards that I think suits this situation pretty well...

Aruging with someone on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics.  Even if you win, you're still retarded.

click


You spelled arguing wrong.......retard. :nahnah:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 15:24 Post #393
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You spelled arguing wrong.......retard. :nahnah:

Well, arguing is dervived from the Latin aruge, meaning agressive debate. It's not my fault my ancestors had to bastardize the language
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 15:28 Post #394
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, arguing is dervived from the Latin aruge, meaning agressive debate.  It's not my fault my ancestors had to bastardize the language


That is so funny
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 15:43 Post #395
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, arguing is dervived from the Latin aruge, meaning agressive debate.  It's not my fault my ancestors had to bastardize the language


were your ancestors Latin American? :lol:

QUOTE(Seymour)
That is so funny


you are not my son!
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 15:59 Post #396
QUOTE(Gnappster)
were your ancestors Latin American?  :lol:

No, you goofball. I do not believe my lineage goes anywhere near Latinia.

QUOTE(Gnappster)
you are not my son!

Not surprising. Most same-sex marriages don't produce offspring.

(sometimes adding my own comment is more fun than saying "Spotted :thumbup: "
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 16:19 Post #397
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Okay. I've read all the back-and-forth banter. The spelling criticism is a little ridiculous. I see spelling errors all the time by pretty much all posters, myself included. Making a valid argument based on someone's spelling/typing ability is pretty lame. At first I thought this was a pretty interesting debate, but now it's tiring. It seems neither of you can stick to the point anymore and are just trying to get on each others' nerves and come up with the next witty comment. Closeup, at first I kinda agreed with you. I always thought there was something peculiar going on with lynette and her stories and stuff, but then again I never really let it get to me. Now that it's brought out in the open, you know what... I still don't care that much and it doesn't really get to me. If she (they) post(s) something that resembles an opinion and it sparks a conversation, whether she's credible or not, well, at least there's something out there for people to comment on if they choose to... or ignore if they choose that route. I hope this debate ceases soon; the more it continues the more aggressive and mean you both appear.

I try to remain unbiased around here when it comes to disagreements. I'm not picking sides on this. I'm just saying that I'm noticing more hostility than debate around here, and it's getting old now.

thank you , I been trying to get this thread back on point for the last 3 pages , the fact is who gives a shit who the poster is , I m not buying anything here , and Im not selling anything , I dont have to trust the persons that post here , most people just come to pass the time and look at boobies , there may be a time when it matters who somebody is from here but as of now I see no reason to call sombody out cause there stories dont line up , Ive read many many lies on the net , it wasnt all that long ago one of the main posters was saying her hubby made $ 50,000. a week , but a week later they were moving cause they couldnt
make the house payment , but nobody said anything , why? cause nobody cared or they new it was a lie to brighten someones not so great life , lets face it most of the people come here while there at work or while there S/o is out of the house , myself I'm here while the s/o is asleep or once i reach my office like now , you ever notice there arent to many of the regulars on here over the weekends ?
not that it matters , but there allot of little lies that take place I think and the fact is WHO GIVES A SHIT ... Just my 30 second commercial Im done now , Ya' all have a great fucking day ..... LOL :P
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 17:28 Post #398
QUOTE(closeup)
Here's the thing that makes me laugh. You "have people" to do all the mundane office stuff. Do they do all your thinking for you too? A typing error is me typing yuor instead of your. A typing error is NOT substituting you're for your. Spell check won't catch that kind of error because what's wrong is in your head, not in your fingers. I've come to the conclusion that if there are two "Lynettes" one of them maybe had a semester or two of college, the other barely squeaked thru high school. Probably spent all her time day-dreaming about being a model and a millionaire. Sorry to say but attempting to bullshit us is as close as you'll ever get to those goals. Even that you failed at. Better luck next time. Here's a thought: Maybe the "Lynette" persona is being created by an order of nuns in a nunery. I like that better than the frat house option and almost as much as the nursing home. Then again, would a nun call me a "fucking moron"? I mean, one who never met me. BTW, please don't reveiw my posts for spelling errors, it'll just tax your brain and bore the rest of us.

FU & bye.
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 17:29 Post #399
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
so basically, you are just pretty lazy? :rolleyes:

No. Just busy. Have you e ver workied in an office invirnment. Or, have you been confined to bowling alleys? Bye.
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 17:35 Post #400
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You spelled arguing wrong.......retard. :nahnah:

This goes to prove my point about how many mean spirited people there are on tis site. Too bad non of you can just appreciate the entertainment value that's been provided. Have fun taking those pathetic little potshots at one another.

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