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Member No.: 2922 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jan 25 2006, 15:50 Post #21
QUOTE(jrock8)
And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.

Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?

DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.

You mean a mistrial?

Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.

You mean the lawyer?

Right


:roflmao:

Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.

We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.

Three

Two

OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.

Done!

Still got it.
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C Cup
Member No.: 10978 Posts: 767 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Jan 26 2006, 00:17 Post #22
QUOTE(diane26)
I had a bad day too and to make things WORSE I cant even take a picture cause my husband stole my camera AGAIN after I told him NEVER TAKE IT TO WORK ANYMORE. GRRRRRRRR Spread the love man.


Is he taking pictures for the Rate My Cock site???
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Double D's
Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Jan 26 2006, 00:35 Post #23
QUOTE(lonely1275)
Is he taking pictures for the Rate My Cock site???

I wouldnt if I were him.

No he does auto work mobile paint repair and is having a site built and had to take before and after pics.

Now I got my camera back came home ready to take my pics I have been promising and half way down the street I see his work van in the drive way. :(
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B Cup
Member No.: 12985 Posts: 339 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Jan 26 2006, 00:38 Post #24
QUOTE(diane26)
I wouldnt if I were him.

No he does auto work mobile paint repair and is having a site built and had to take before and after pics.

Now I got my camera back came home ready to take my pics I have been promising and half way down the street I see his work van in the drive way.  :(


hey sex diane looking forward to new pics the other ones of u r amazing x x
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Double D's
Member No.: 6968 Posts: 2,768 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Jan 26 2006, 07:12 Post #25
oh....yeah.....you dont need to be sad, promise...people are dicks and assholes....either they are shoving it in their mouth or up their ass....so yeah. dont listen to em, blow em off and realize you have others out there too...dont just rely on a few people for your support and your friend base....cuz i promise, you realize when they seem to be gone that you have alot more than you thought you did
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jan 26 2006, 11:54 Post #26
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:roflmao:

Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.

We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.

Three

Two

OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.

Done!

Still got it.


"Lionel Hutz no longer exists... say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"
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C Cup
Member No.: 10510 Posts: 622 Joined: 09/2005
▫ Jan 26 2006, 18:08 Post #27
QUOTE(Canadian_Hottie)
Thank you all for the kind words and the compliments!

People are jerks, no matter where you go there is one everywhere.

It is nice to hear nice things once in a while, even if it is about my tits!


Glad this place was able to help lighten your spirits. I always feel a certain lift when I come around... :bonerfied:

And yes, there are mean people out there unfortunately. But I learned a long time ago that it's best to not sink to their level and simply turn the other cheek. As bleak as things can seem at times, there's always a high road. And you'll be the better person because of it.

Now...onto more pressing issues. Namely, your incredible hotness and the pics that back it up. :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jan 26 2006, 19:36 Post #28
QUOTE(bondiguy)
"Lionel Hutz no longer exists... say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"


:roflmao: I really laffed out loud at that one, forgot about it.
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B Cup
Member No.: 10790 Posts: 156 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Jan 28 2006, 23:00 Post #29
QUOTE(Canadian_Hottie)
Come on, me and my boobies need some lovin. 

We had a bad day (and night) :(

Got any to give?

:flashboobs:


Anyways i love your boobies!! :2thumbsup:

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