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Double D's
Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Jan 19 2006, 17:27 Post #1
Got them dopne yesterday and found out after every deduction and all that we still owe 14 g's.

I am thinking soon my husband will start pimping me out :blink: At least I wont have to pay taxes on that eh?
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 19 2006, 17:33 Post #2
14,000??? I thought Canadian Income Tax was bad.
what was your gross, 500,000?
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 19 2006, 17:43 Post #3
99,000.00 but 88,000.00 after business expenses and we milked all we could.

Taxes suck. Now 14 K due buy april Bleck.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 19 2006, 17:49 Post #4
oh i see, you run your own business? that's understandable then.
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 19 2006, 17:51 Post #5
Yeah it is a double edged sword though. At times I wish we worked for the man but I also love the money and freedom that comes with working for yourself. Such as life eh.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 11:47 Post #6
QUOTE(diane26)
Such as life eh.


Oh my god..... Ned Kelly lives......... and he's become a Canadian!!!! :blink:

*one for the Aussies*
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 16:45 Post #7
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh my god..... Ned Kelly lives......... and he's become a Canadian!!!! :blink:

*one for the Aussies*


that post is harder to follow than quantum physics lol
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 17:15 Post #8
who is ned kelly?
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 22:07 Post #9
A quick history lesson...

in the 1800's Ned Kelly was a bushranger in Australia. He had a gang and they used to rob banks. He kept getting shot so he divised this all over metal armour he used to wear, including a helmet.

After years he finally got caught and as he was on the gallows, about to be hanged, me said... "such is life" and the "eh" bit was just the Canadian joke! :thumbup:
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 22:17 Post #10
ohhhhh
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 22:21 Post #11
QUOTE(bondiguy)
A quick history lesson...

in the 1800's Ned Kelly was a bushranger in Australia. He had a gang and they used to rob banks. He kept getting shot so he divised this all over metal armour he used to wear, including a helmet.

After years he finally got caught and as he was on the gallows, about to be hanged, me said... "such is life" and the "eh" bit was just the Canadian joke! :thumbup:


ahhh, always wondered where that phrase came from

if i was in the crowd I woulda said, "let's see that armour save your ass now!" :P
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 22:35 Post #12
QUOTE(Gnappster)
ahhh, always wondered where that phrase came from

if i was in the crowd I woulda said, "let's see that armour save your ass now!" :P


funnily enough he is a historical hero here in Oz
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 21 2006, 18:09 Post #13
QUOTE(bondiguy)
funnily enough he is a historical hero here in Oz


yeah... but to be fair, so is the crocodile hunter :nahnah:
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▫ Jan 23 2006, 04:49 Post #14
QUOTE(jrock8)
yeah... but to be fair, so is the crocodile hunter  :nahnah:


that mother fucker gives us a bad name! haha

Although he has sucked millions of dollars from millions of yanks over the past few years
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▫ Jan 23 2006, 06:01 Post #15
QUOTE(bondiguy)
that mother fucker gives us a bad name! haha

Although he has sucked millions of dollars from millions of yanks over the past few years


*insert joke here about bondi sucking :suckadick: and yanking :whatever: millions over the past few years*

:nahnah:
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▫ Jan 23 2006, 16:36 Post #16
QUOTE(jrock8)
*insert joke here about bondi sucking :suckadick: and yanking  :whatever: millions over the past few years*
:nahnah:


:lol: that joke writes itself
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 05:04 Post #17
um....... fuck u 2 :fuckoff:

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