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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Feb 12 2007, 01:13 Post #401
QUOTE(little_n_soft)
I hate the fact I have no money and my shoes are falling apart and I have no decent clothes.  :(


yeah, i hate that you might have to go naked more often to make them last.

oh wait, no, no i don't... disregard that :lol:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Feb 12 2007, 03:19 Post #402
QUOTE(little_n_soft)
I hate the fact I have no money and my shoes are falling apart and I have no decent clothes.  :(


Well I'll buy you some shoes but don't expect to be clothed by me :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 12 2007, 16:49 Post #403
QUOTE(cangirl18)
So, cool, move to another place and create war which is followed by poverty and violence. Sweet :2thumbsup: .  Kids these days are so smart.

(all in sarcasm, please no reprimands. unless you spank.)


I've never heard it put so correctly in so few words.

QUOTE(little_n_soft)
I hate the fact I have no money and my shoes are falling apart and I have no decent clothes.  :(


I'll give you money, but you can't buy clothes with it!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 13 2007, 03:21 Post #404
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'll give you money, but you can't buy clothes with it!


What about magic beans?
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 13 2007, 16:05 Post #405
QUOTE(bondiguy)
What about magic beans?


Curse you magic beans!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 14 2007, 04:11 Post #406
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Curse you magic beans!


oh stop blaming the beans!
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D Cup
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▫ Feb 14 2007, 07:24 Post #407
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Bondi rant #118

So in Sydney this past Sunday the mercury hit 40 degrees celcius,a nd to do the conversion, it was fucking hot!

So Bondi Beach was packed to the rafters, you could barely spot the sand. The lifesavers were off their feet, I mean really, really busy. Why you ask? Because they were busy saving tourists (I must say mostly from Europe and Asia) from the surf because they couldn't swim?

What on earth makes a person enter the water, no less the surf when they can not swim? Do they think they'll pick it up as they go along? I don't jump out of planes because I can not fly and these people should adhere to the same rule!

Lastly, what angers me even more. Not 5 mins after they have had their life saved by people rsiking their own, they are back in the water!!!


Morons! They need to stop saving them.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Feb 14 2007, 08:59 Post #408
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Morons!  They need to stop saving them.


Darwin will take care of them.... :ph34r:
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 03:30 Post #409
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Morons!  They need to stop saving them.


I guess it's their job!

I wish you guys could see this show produced locally called Bondi Rescue (I think they have a site at www.BondiRescue.com) It is a reality show that follows the Full Time lifeguards at Bondi Beach and the shit they have to deal with on a daily basis, fantasic viewing
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 18:57 Post #410
hahhahha tupac just rolled over in his grave.
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 03:21 Post #411
QUOTE(Puppet)
hahhahha tupac just rolled over in his grave.


:lol: he's dead? :blink:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 22:12 Post #412
have to admit...i am a Tupac fan. Reminds me of my high school days. Ahhh.... wearing my little field hockey skirt, knee highs... ready to kick some ass! :)
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 22:14 Post #413
Speaking of Tupac it's his birthday today! LOL

members are celebrating their birthday today
Sperethiel(24), SallyD(40), mad4sex(25), mtjtc4(31), tupac_4_ever_1971(27),
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 22:15 Post #414
QUOTE(hott1976)
have to admit...i am a Tupac fan.  Reminds me of my high school days.  Ahhh....  wearing my little field hockey skirt, knee highs...  ready to kick some ass!  :)


now there's a mental image I am enjoying...
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 17 2007, 12:37 Post #415
tupacs birthday or HOtt in a field hockey uniform..

your vague answer leads me to think the first one lol!
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▫ Feb 17 2007, 23:44 Post #416
QUOTE(Puppet)
tupacs birthday or HOtt in a field hockey uniform.. 

your vague answer leads me to think the first one lol!


yeah, the image of that fucker getting shot puts me to sleep every night :P
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 18 2007, 18:04 Post #417
LOL.. and hotts outfit.. keeps me up at night~!! but thats ok .. a quick stroke or two takes care of that! lOL
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▫ Feb 18 2007, 21:22 Post #418
QUOTE(Puppet)
LOL.. and hotts outfit.. keeps me up at night~!! but thats ok .. a quick stroke or two takes care of that! lOL


Too much info there Pupp :P
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 18 2007, 21:44 Post #419
TMI on this board...NEVER! :roflmao:
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A Cup
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▫ Feb 19 2007, 15:54 Post #420
CALL CENTRES! They keep me on hold for ages, they call is expensive, they never seem to know what they're doing, they don't speak up enough...I'm sure there's more. Grr.

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