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Member No.: 12859 Posts: 752 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Jan 24 2006, 14:17 Post #161
QUOTE(Ratt)
:lol:

1. I agree with, I'm only 27 and my wife tells me I have grey hairs...
2. Really? Might I enquire?
3. I tend to call them whatever the woman I'm talking to calls them. But I must admit I prefer boobs to tits...

Ratt,think the begining of the 6 million dollar man when his ship plows into the ground.Same concept except with a car.(Titanium Man)
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 17:34 Post #162
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
Ratt,think the begining of the 6 million dollar man when his ship plows into the ground.Same concept except with a car.(Titanium Man)


your body is held together with titanium car parts? :huh:
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 17:41 Post #163
QUOTE(Gnappster)
your body is held together with titanium car parts?  :huh:

I chewed on the windshield.When I fart I hear a car horn so maybe they did stick some car parts in me.nothing would surprise me at this point. :unsure:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 04:08 Post #164
There are enough new members to bring this thread back for another go-'round.
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 04:18 Post #165
QUOTE(closeup)
There are enough new members to bring this thread back for another go-'round.


agreed :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 04:32 Post #166
1. I want to fuck my bro-in-law (some of you may already know that from another thread)

2. I have a thing for Southern boys

3. I HATE feet
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:09 Post #167
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
1. I want to fuck my bro-in-law (some of you may already know that from another thread)

2. I have a thing for Southern boys

3. I HATE feet

1. :bang: I missed out on the auditions (had to play dad tonight)

2. What about midwest men?

3. Me too.
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:34 Post #168
QUOTE(belicked6924)
1. :bang: I missed out on the auditions (had to play dad tonight)

2. What about midwest men?

3. Me too.


1. I thought bro-in-law fucking auditions were last night.... :unsure: Now I can't remember which night were which auditions. Grrrrrr.

2. Probably good too. Got a twang when you speak?

3. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:38 Post #169
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
1. I thought bro-in-law fucking auditions were last night.... :unsure:    Now I can't remember which night were which auditions.  Grrrrrr.

2. Probably good too.  Got a twang when you speak?

3.  :2thumbsup:

1. Played dad last night too. Can I set up a private audition?

2. Not so much a twang (although my brother has it) but I've been told there's an accent there.

3. Forget about feet. :eatme:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:49 Post #170
QUOTE(belicked6924)
1. Played dad last night too. Can I set up a private audition?

2. Not so much a twang (although my brother has it) but I've been told there's an accent there.

3. Forget about feet. :eatme:


1. Private audition? Prove to me I should take the time.

2. Ooohhh, your brother?? (Me thinks me has a thing for brothers) LOL

3. :letsfuck:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 05:56 Post #171
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
1. Private audition?  Prove to me I should take the time.

2. Ooohhh, your brother??  (Me thinks me has a thing for brothers)  LOL

3.   :letsfuck:

1. I've got references (although in this sense that might not help my situation)

2. Yea he got the twang cause his wife is southern.

3. :fucker:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 06:00 Post #172
QUOTE(belicked6924)
1. I've got references (although in this sense that might not help my situation)

2. Yea he got the twang cause his wife is southern.

3. :fucker:


Hmmmm, send the references anyway. Hey.......! Didn't you and Di marry yesterday or aomething???
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 06:02 Post #173
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Hmmmm, send the references anyway.  Hey.......!  Didn't you and Di marry yesterday or aomething???

Not yet, she just finally agreed to my terms, more or less I can still do anything I want :2thumbsup: She's prolly the best reference too. :nahnah:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 06:04 Post #174
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Not yet, she just finally agreed to my terms, more or less I can still do anything I want  :2thumbsup: She's prolly the best reference too.  :nahnah:


Best reference, huh? Care to elaborate?
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 06:07 Post #175
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Best reference, huh?  Care to elaborate?

Wouldn't that be the reason for getting references, so that you can check them :P

Well that she agreed to marry me under those extenuating circumstances has got to say something doesn't it?
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 06:17 Post #176
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Wouldn't that be the reason for getting references, so that you can check them :P

Well that she agreed to marry me under those extenuating circumstances has got to say something doesn't it?


:P

Yeah, it says she's insane. :P
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 06:19 Post #177
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
:P

Yeah, it says she's insane.   :P

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Jan 28 2007, 03:18 Post #178
I'm bringing this thread back yet again since many of the newer members have never seen it and probably wouldn't bother to look for it.
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▫ Jan 28 2007, 03:23 Post #179
1. i have the hots for someone i have met on this forum! ;)
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▫ Jan 28 2007, 03:29 Post #180
QUOTE(hott1976)
1.  i have the hots for someone i have met on this forum!  ;)


2. :unsure:

3. :drama:

Where are the other two? :huh:

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