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B Cup

Member No.: 12319 Posts: 209 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 06:29 Post #1

I was just sitting here, posting a message, when I hear some noise outside. So I look out and see my brother running across my yard with a bat and some car in the street taking off. Some assholes were trying to break his car window and he saw them. SO now he's off looking for them. This happened not too long ago with my friend's car and we set up a trap to cut them off. We caught the girls and beat them up a little so I know it's not the same people. Unfortunately my house is on a corner so it would be hard to catch these fuckers the same way we did before. Fucking bastards. Sorry, just had to vent my rage a little. :bang:

:bang:

B Cup

Member No.: 8571 Posts: 249 Joined: 06/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 06:36 Post #2

Damn, remind me to NEVER piss you off :2gunsfiring:

:2gunsfiring:

although you beating my ass does kinda sound like fun :spankin:

:spankin:

B Cup

Member No.: 12319 Posts: 209 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 06:39 Post #3

You can't blame me for this, I'm usually very nice. This is a brand new car and these fuckfaces deserve to get their asses kicked.

B Cup

Member No.: 8571 Posts: 249 Joined: 06/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 06:43 Post #4

Man, what do I have to do to derserve to get my ass kicked??????? :nahnah:

:nahnah:

Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 06:49 Post #5

there has to be some back-story here that we don't know about... i don't know about where you guys live, but around here people don't do shit that serious just for the hell of it...

(well, i guess maybe puppet would if he were up here... and drunk

)

B Cup

Member No.: 8571 Posts: 249 Joined: 06/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 06:53 Post #6

there a different breed where nik lives, serious shithooks that would do it just for the hell of it, but there may be a backstory, where is sherlock holmes when you need him.......... :unsure:

:unsure:

Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 06:59 Post #7

QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo)

where is sherlock holmes when you need him.......... :unsure:

:unsure:

probably looking at boobs... that's what i'd be doing

B Cup

Member No.: 12319 Posts: 209 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 07:02 Post #8

There could be a backstory, but I'm not sure. There's also a lot of jackass teenagers that like to do this shit. My brother found them and got their plate number, so I called the cops. A cop came over and I just in from talking to him. That was the first cop I ever talked to when I wasn't in any trouble, it was nice. He asked the same thing though, "any enemies?".

Double D's

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▫ Jan 5 2006, 07:08 Post #9

QUOTE(nikkibird)

That was the first cop I ever talked to when I wasn't in any trouble, it was nice.

LOL... see, you shouldn't have told us that... now you know you HAVE to explain all the times you've been in trouble w/the cops and why :drama:

:drama:

B Cup

Member No.: 8571 Posts: 249 Joined: 06/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 07:09 Post #10

I like J's version better :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

To serve and protect, nothing wrong with cops, just people usually don't see them unless their in trouble, catch a bad rap, ok, let me rephrase that, some of them are cool

B Cup

Member No.: 12319 Posts: 209 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 07:10 Post #11

QUOTE(jrock8)

LOL... see, you shouldn't have told us that... now you know you HAVE to explain all the times you've been in trouble w/the cops and why :drama:

:drama:

Nothing too interesting. Just underage drinking and being out after curfew. That was a long time ago though, I'm 24 now. Also, one breaking and entering but that wasn't my fault.

B Cup

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▫ Jan 5 2006, 07:12 Post #12

QUOTE(nikkibird)

Also, one breaking and entering but that wasn't my fault.

Alright, I gotta here this........... :drama:

:drama:

Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 07:18 Post #13

QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo)

Alright, I gotta here this........... :drama:

:drama:

i DEFINITELY concur

B Cup

Member No.: 12319 Posts: 209 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 07:55 Post #14

I was at a girl's party and a neighbor called the cops. When they came, most of the people ran away or hid, including her. So the cops just found me and few other people in the house and thought we broke in. The girls mom was a cop and made sure someone checked in while she was out of town. But the girl came out and told the truth that she threw a party so I didn't get in trouble.

B Cup

Member No.: 8571 Posts: 249 Joined: 06/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 08:19 Post #15

QUOTE(nikkibird)

But the girl came out and told the truth that she threw a party so I didn't get in trouble.

Did you make out with her to thank her :eatme:

:eatme:

Boy, that was uncalled for.

I thought you got a B&E, kinda dissappointed, nothing like jail visit sex :wub:

:wub:

C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Jan 5 2006, 13:55 Post #16

If its anything like round here new cars are always getting attacked for no good reason by complete strangers. It just seems to be one of those things where people get jealous and trash other peoples possessions for no good reason.

My last car was about 6/7 years old and not that impressive but was well looked after, in good condition and stuff few mods like alloys etc. and i was constantly having my wing mirrors smashed off, once someone stole all my indicators and mud flaps! i now drive a real old heap o'crap and never have any trouble with it at all.

Cops are generally pretty cool, like in any profession there are some A-holes but no more than any other, if you aint doing anything wrong then they are normally all alright with ya. Even when they've caught me doing stuff i shouldnt have been they have all mostly been alright

And im pretty sure sherlock holmes was gay so wouldnt be looking at boobies

whew that was longer than expected, shouldnt join a thread so far in i guess

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jan 7 2006, 20:15 Post #17

Damn that sucks sweetie... hey and venting is positively ok here

Double D's

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▫ Jan 9 2006, 06:18 Post #18

QUOTE(Puppet)

Damn that sucks sweetie... hey and venting is positively ok here

especially if her best form of venting is to rip of all the clothes she has on during the stressful situation... you know, getting a fresh start all around, right?

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