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A Cup
Member No.: 12476 Posts: 34 Joined: 12/2005
▫ Jan 2 2006, 02:23 Post #1
Hi, I'm Seth. I've been a long time viewer of RMM but only recently did I decide that some of you would be worth listening to...

I have a pretty boring life, at the moment I'm not getting laid that much, so I spend a lot of the time on the net trying to entertain myself. I drink way to much and often times my words will be totally illedgible... I plan on seeing a lot of these ( :haha: ) in response to my posts, it's cool with me....

A little about me personally: I'm a self proclaimed "King", I'm in college learning to sell drugs, (pharmacist).... I'm a large fan of breasts, I also like the television show "Family Guy" so when I make obscure references thats probably where they came from. I've always thought I was a funny guy, but ya know you can all make your own descions with that one...

A little warning: A lot of what I say is bullshit and I should never be taken seriously, except, when concerning the French, Hippies, and unmanly bar drinks...
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Member No.: 12399 Posts: 145 Joined: 12/2005
▫ Jan 2 2006, 20:21 Post #2
welcome jester, we had quite the chat the other night,huh?
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Member No.: 12476 Posts: 34 Joined: 12/2005
▫ Jan 2 2006, 21:46 Post #3
QUOTE(imagonsgirl)
welcome jester, we had quite the chat the other night,huh?


Oh yes! I'm not sure of the last time (if ever) that I enjoyed a internet chat so much! :bonerfied:

Not to mention the secret pictures! :)
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Member No.: 10510 Posts: 622 Joined: 09/2005
▫ Jan 2 2006, 21:59 Post #4
Welcome and glad you decided to jump up from the ranks of perverted lurker to just a pervert. :)
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jun 23 2006, 16:59 Post #5
Get out you banana cream pies and get ready to throw them at this guy, 'cause it is Jester89's birthday.

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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jun 23 2006, 17:01 Post #6
it's his 89th birthday?
WOW
congrats and happy bday dude.

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