Small Problem In The Bedroom

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jan 4 2006, 07:53 Post #21

no thats fucked up and scary you mean

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B Cup

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 01:22 Post #22

Thanks again folks!!! Nothing has worked yet but then again we havent been sleeping together much lately....

Puppet - I've heard of Kegal excersises (I do them every day) but I didnt realize men could do the same. I'll mention it to him.

Cheers!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jan 6 2006, 04:39 Post #23

QUOTE(sussed2)

Thanks again folks!!! Nothing has worked yet but then again we havent been sleeping together much lately....

Puppet - I've heard of Kegal excersises (I do them every day) but I didnt realize men could do the same. I'll mention it to him.

Cheers!

I am going to do the only honourable thing to do, I will volunteer for you to use me as a piece of meat for your sexual pleasure... and after you have been satisfied numerous times, I'll allow your man to take over! How noble of me! haha

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 12:54 Post #24

yea.. have him take a look.. when the prostate gets weak you lose the ability to control the shot.. as well as the urge to shoot.. and as we know once you hit the point of no return .. everyone watch out...

and the fact that you actively Kegal... :letsfuck:

ohyeaaaa

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 17:40 Post #25

QUOTE(sussed2)

Thanks again folks!!! Nothing has worked yet but then again we havent been sleeping together much lately....

Puppet - I've heard of Kegal excersises (I do them every day) but I didnt realize men could do the same. I'll mention it to him.

Cheers!

all the other ladies here, take note... i was w/a girl that did kegel excercises, and the first time she did it while i was inside her, it was like "holy shit! what the fuck was that?"... it was awesome, like her pussy was squeezing my dick... now THAT is a cool trick if i do say so myself

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Melon Master

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 17:45 Post #26

kegal exercises are covered in graphic and masturbation worthy detail in Seymore Butt's Complete Guide to Female Ejacualtion. I trust it was on everyone's Holiday DVD Wishlist

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 17:55 Post #27

QUOTE(Gnappster)

kegal exercises are covered in graphic and masturbation worthy detail in Seymore Butt's Complete Guide to Female Ejacualtion. I trust it was on everyone's Holiday DVD Wishlist

i didn't get my copy... i think santa kept it... that horny bastard!

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C Cup

Member No.: 10510 Posts: 622 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Jan 6 2006, 17:57 Post #28

QUOTE(jrock8)

i didn't get my copy... i think santa kept it... that horny bastard!

He must've gotten tired of cumming only once a year.

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 18:05 Post #29

QUOTE(Imagirlwatcher)

He must've gotten tired of cumming only once a year.

exxxxcellent...

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Melon Master

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 18:13 Post #30

QUOTE(Imagirlwatcher)

He must've gotten tired of cumming only once a year.

ROFL

yeah even Santa should empty his sack more often

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 18:14 Post #31

but wouldn't shrinkage be a bitch up at the north pole? :unsure:

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C Cup

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 19:02 Post #32

Yea, no shit. I imagine that's why Mrs. Claus is there, you know, to warm his cockels. It's not like she does anything else up there.

Although I did hear that she and the elves have been known to fool around while Santa is out delivering the goods. But I ain't one to gossip... :ph34r:

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 21:07 Post #33

rofl.......elf sex.....ha ha.....

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 21:09 Post #34

hey, i'm sure having elves around has its benefits... for one, the girl elves don't need to worry about hurting their knees :bj:

(oh yeah, and sussed... i hope all of this helps w/your guy's problem

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Melon Master

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 21:10 Post #35

*quietly tiptoes out of thread*

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 21:12 Post #36

EY! GET YER ASS BACK HERE AND TELL SUSSED HOW TO MAKE HER MAN LAST LONGER! while i supervise and laugh randomly at stupid statements! (cuz i sure as fuck dont have much experience to say about*

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Melon Master

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 21:18 Post #37

QUOTE(Narazbad)

EY! GET YER ASS BACK HERE AND TELL SUSSED HOW TO MAKE HER MAN LAST LONGER! while i supervise and laugh randomly at stupid statements! (cuz i sure as fuck dont have much experience to say about*

C'mon Naraz don't be so humble, how do you make your guy last longer?

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Double D's

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▫ Jan 6 2006, 21:18 Post #38

QUOTE(Gnappster)

C'mon Naraz don't be so humble, how do you make your guy last longer?

HAHAHAHA

i think he uses elves too :huh: