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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jul 11 2009, 16:24 Post #461
QUOTE(evade20)
Maybe he couldn't get it up!  :lol:


I was thinking of these lines from Macbeth: :P :ph34r:


Porter
'Faith sir, we were carousing till the
second cock: and drink, sir, is a great
provoker of three things.

MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
:lol:
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B Cup
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▫ Jul 11 2009, 16:31 Post #462
QUOTE(evade20)
I was thinking of these lines from Macbeth:  :P   :ph34r:


Porter
'Faith sir, we were carousing till the
second cock: and drink, sir, is a great
provoker of three things.

MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
:lol:

Then he must of been gay because everytime I see her new post it gives me a post... :bonerfied:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Jul 11 2009, 20:08 Post #463
QUOTE(fangirl09)
lol not forgotten, was drunk can't remember if we actually had sex or not ^_^


Damn that had to be a Ego Blow for the poor guy . :P
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Training Bra
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▫ Jul 20 2009, 16:01 Post #464
Twenty five guys question: has a blk one ever got in me??? ;)
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C Cup
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▫ Jul 20 2009, 23:43 Post #465
I'm *so* lost right now lol :unsure:
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B Cup
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▫ Jul 20 2009, 23:48 Post #466
QUOTE(fangirl09)
I'm *so* lost right now lol :unsure:

It does matter how lost you are. You still got big boobs... :flashboobs:
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C Cup
Member No.: 13258 Posts: 785 Joined: 02/2006
▫ Jul 21 2009, 05:35 Post #467
ummmm 16 i think... i will list... hahaha

seneca
jason
brandon
kenny
daniel
robert
jamal
chad
Ryan
jonathan
john
dan
jack
kaal
casey
charlie 1
charlie 2

ok, thats 17... im pretty sure thats it.......... :P
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D Cup
Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005
▫ Jul 21 2009, 05:37 Post #468
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
ummmm 16 i think... i will list... hahaha

seneca

oh crap... thats 18... woooopsss

guy or girl fantasy minds wanna know?
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C Cup
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 05:39 Post #469
QUOTE(belicked6924)
guy or girl fantasy minds wanna know?


it was actually a guy........ and no, not black

worst in bed ever. lol was my first. i actually listed them in order and i think i dont remember like 3 or 4 of the last names....... haha
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 05:42 Post #470
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
it was actually a guy........ and no, not black

worst in bed ever. lol was my first. i actually listed them in order and i think i dont remember like 3 or 4 of the last names....... haha

That's a pretty good memory, I lost track, but at 1 point I could've told you first and last name and where we first had sex.
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C Cup
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 05:51 Post #471
QUOTE(belicked6924)
That's a pretty good memory, I lost track, but at 1 point I could've told you first and last name and where we first had sex.


i have a pretty good memory. and im pretty sure i didnt leave anyone out of the list. and those are basically all in order as well.
some towards the end is where it gets a little fuzzy. ill call it a slutty streak. haha

and i lost my V at 17. im 24 now.. .sooo yea, you do the math
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 05:55 Post #472
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
i have a pretty good memory. and im pretty sure i didnt leave anyone out of the list. and those are basically all in order as well.
some towards the end is where it gets a little fuzzy. ill call it a slutty streak. haha

and i lost my V at 17. im 24 now.. .sooo yea, you do the math

Slut...

:P
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 05:57 Post #473
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Slut...
:P

rofl!!!!! payyyyyyyyyy!!! hi darlin
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 06:27 Post #474
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
rofl!!!!! payyyyyyyyyy!!! hi darlin

Wanna go for 18? :bonerfied: :letsfuck:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 10:59 Post #475
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
i have a pretty good memory. and im pretty sure i didnt leave anyone out of the list. and those are basically all in order as well.
some towards the end is where it gets a little fuzzy. ill call it a slutty streak. haha

and i lost my V at 17. im 24 now.. .sooo yea, you do the math


Everyone was a lucky SOB!!!! :kisses:
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 18:23 Post #476
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Wanna go for 18?     :bonerfied:       :letsfuck:


lol............... swim across the pond
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 18:24 Post #477
QUOTE(evade20)
Everyone was a lucky SOB!!!!  :kisses:


tee hee, why thank you.... and you bet your buttons they were! i know how to put it down.... unless they were just sucky (which there were a few)... then they were SOL
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 21 2009, 21:19 Post #478
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
ummmm 16 i think... i will list... hahaha

seneca
jason
brandon
kenny
daniel
robert
jamal
chad
Ryan
jonathan
john
dan
jack
kaal
casey
charlie 1
charlie 2

ok, thats 17... im pretty sure thats it.......... :P


Damn, She remembers all of their names.... Well ther first names,at least. :thumbup:
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▫ Jul 22 2009, 07:18 Post #479
QUOTE(evade20)
Damn, She remembers all of their names....  Well ther first names,at least.  :thumbup:


haha! lets see, ill just put the first few letters if i remember the last name. lol

seneca: nowl
jason: gall
brandon: kosi
kenny: eber
daniel: riv
robert: dun
jamal: ?? this was part of my threesome and i wasnt even there for THIS guy. lol
chad: ?? cant remember for the life of me
Ryan: hans
jonathan: wei
john: eva
dan: ?? nope, couldnt tell ya
jack: hard
kaal: somm
casey: seriously, i know his last name but its amiss right now. Its on the tip of my tongue! argh we are actually still friends and we talk semi-regularly! his middle name is thomas! haha
charlie 1: hand
charlie 2: ?? dont know this one! woops
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 22 2009, 10:15 Post #480
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
haha! lets see, ill just put the first few letters if i remember the last name. lol

seneca: nowl
jason:  gall
brandon: kosi
kenny: eber
daniel: riv
robert: dun
jamal: ?? this was part of my threesome and i wasnt even there for THIS guy. lol
chad: ?? cant remember for the life of me
Ryan: hans
jonathan: wei
john: eva
dan: ?? nope, couldnt tell ya
jack: hard
kaal: somm
casey: seriously, i know his last name but its amiss right now. Its on the tip of my tongue! argh we are actually still friends and we talk semi-regularly! his middle name is thomas! haha
charlie 1: hand
charlie 2: ?? dont know this one! woops


Poor Charlie2.... Didn't leave much of an impression... :kisses: :kisses: :kisses:
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