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Double D's
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 06:00 Post #81
QUOTE(bondiguy)
forgive my lack of skill with paint

but here......

This is the USof A here

Notice the Birds and Rocks flying at your wiendshield or whatever else the car in front of you is flyhing up at you and our smooth roads. Also we got traffic it aint often you can just breeeze down the road.
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 06:13 Post #82
haha thank captain whats his name for the state of your roads! haha

That was actually very funny.... but I hope you see my point :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 06:38 Post #83
QUOTE(bondiguy)
haha thank captain whats his name for the state of your roads! haha

That was actually very funny.... but I hope you see my point :lol:


I can try to see it and glad I made you laugh that was my intent. Had I been better at paint I would have added the bumper to bumper traffic.
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 17:17 Post #84
QUOTE(diane26)
This is the USof A here
Notice the Birds and Rocks flying at your wiendshield or whatever else the car in front of you is flyhing up at you and our smooth roads. Also we got traffic it aint often you can just breeeze down the road.


I think Diane's pic has an STD :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 17:22 Post #85
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I think Diane's pic has an STD  :lol:

It wouldnt be the USA if it didn't :nahnah:

Ugh time for class later peeps.
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 17:35 Post #86
Since we're sharing artwork, here's mine.
Let me walk you through it. This is the door. He goes through that. ... This is the roof.... This happy character here is the sun. He shines down on the house, see?
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C Cup
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 17:48 Post #87
Any time and any where is the best blowjob location :)
The wildest place I have goten a BJ was at the Baseball park, still watching the game :drinkup: My date, just wanted to play too :suckadick:
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 13 2006, 21:52 Post #88
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Since we're sharing artwork, here's mine.
Let me walk you through it. This is the door.  He goes through that. ... This is the roof.... This happy character here is the sun.  He shines down on the house, see?

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 14 2006, 22:57 Post #89
some of your best work Gnappy
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 14 2006, 22:59 Post #90
QUOTE(bondiguy)
some of your best work Gnappy


a thousand thank yous
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 14 2006, 23:05 Post #91
QUOTE(Gnappster)
a thousand thank yous


credit where it is due.... i just laugh at how this shit comes to your head!
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Training Bra
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▫ Apr 3 2006, 06:41 Post #92
on the wall in front of the beach,in caba san lucas,i was piss drunk on tequila so was she and it was about 2.30 in the afternoon. :eatme:
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D Cup
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▫ Apr 10 2006, 17:22 Post #93
Movie theater.
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B Cup
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▫ May 1 2006, 15:27 Post #94
Received, in the driver's seat of car while paying a $2 toll with a $20 bill. What a wonderful woman!
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Melon Master
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▫ May 2 2006, 17:47 Post #95
QUOTE(jokermuss)
Received, in the driver's seat of car while paying a $2 toll with a $20 bill.  What a wonderful woman!


Now you're goin to tell me that it was the toll collecter that gave you head in change... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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B Cup
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▫ May 2 2006, 18:16 Post #96
QUOTE(evade20)
Now you're goin to tell me that it was the toll collecter that gave you head in change... :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:



nah, the he wasn't really my type. But, he did laugh a little. I bet they have seen it all.
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Melon Master
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▫ May 2 2006, 21:01 Post #97
QUOTE(jokermuss)
nah, the he wasn't really my type.  But, he did laugh a little.  I bet they have seen it all.

:lol: :lol: Great reply! and a good story!

I don't know if 'road sex' is the "best" blow job location, but it has happened to me twice and they were both memorable.
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B Cup
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▫ May 2 2006, 21:11 Post #98
QUOTE(evade20)
:lol:   :lol: Great reply! and a good story!

I don't know if 'road sex' is the "best" blow job location, but it has happened to me twice and they were both memorable.


yeah, I swear my wife picked out our newest vehicle cuz it has a very high center console and eliminates the possibility of "road head"!
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E Cup+
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▫ May 2 2006, 21:13 Post #99
QUOTE(evade20)
:lol:   :lol: Great reply! and a good story!

I don't know if 'road sex' is the "best" blow job location, but it has happened to me twice and they were both memorable.

Yeah, I would guess that it would be pretty memorable after getting lumps on your head brought about by a steering wheel.
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Double D's
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▫ May 2 2006, 21:20 Post #100
QUOTE(jokermuss)
yeah, I swear my wife picked out our newest vehicle cuz it has a very high center console and eliminates the possibility of "road head"!

Us woman are so smart. Gotta give us that.

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