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D Cup
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▫ Feb 23 2006, 10:48 Post #81
QUOTE(evade20)
i love making love in the shower...Auntie Flo or not! :lol:   :eatme:


What is it about the warm water?!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 23 2006, 10:55 Post #82
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
What is it about the warm water?!!


Hot and slippery. :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 23 2006, 16:37 Post #83
i didn't think this thread could get any more disturbing, but I was clearly wrong!

good job! :cheers:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 23 2006, 18:29 Post #84
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
And the shower session makes it all worth while!!! ;)

You think??? I am just not a fan of shower sex :unsure:
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▫ Feb 23 2006, 23:42 Post #85
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i didn't think this thread could get any more disturbing, but I was clearly wrong!

good job! :cheers:

:ph34r: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 23 2006, 23:48 Post #86
QUOTE(diane26)
You think??? I am just not a fan of shower sex :unsure:


Diane, You mean you've never taken a shower with a man and gotten all soapy and sudsy...then he bends you over and penetrates your hot slippery vagina and grabs your fine full hips.... You've missed something, girl.
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 23 2006, 23:52 Post #87
QUOTE(evade20)
Diane, You mean you've never taken a shower with a man and gotten all soapy and sudsy...then he bends you over and penetrates your hot slippery vagina and grabs your fine full hips....  You've missed something, girl.


Did I forget to say, "hOOO-rah! :fucker: :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 00:37 Post #88
QUOTE(evade20)
Diane, You mean you've never taken a shower with a man and gotten all soapy and sudsy...then he bends you over and penetrates your hot slippery vagina and grabs your fine full hips....  You've missed something, girl.

Well if I had never done it than I wouldn't know if I was a fan or not would I?? :huh:

Anyway yes I have had shower sex many times I just don't think it's all that great. The water creats a bit of a friction and you shouldn't be lubing with soap and reg lube wouldn't work since it is water soluble. But anyway besides the fact that it creats the friction the sperm beads up in the water and it is a pain to clean up after.

Now I have had sex in pool and hot tub and that was fine just a shower I wasnt to fond of.
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 00:58 Post #89
QUOTE(diane26)
Well if I had never done it than I wouldn't know if I was a fan or not would I??  :huh:
Anyway yes I have had shower sex many times I just don't think it's all that great. The water creats a bit of a friction and you shouldn't be lubing with soap and reg lube wouldn't work since it is water soluble. But anyway besides the fact that it creats the friction the sperm beads up in the water and it is a pain to clean up after.
Now I have had sex in pool and hot tub and that was fine just a shower I wasnt to fond of.


Diane, You should try Dr. Broner's Peppermint Castele Soap..."It puts a tingle where you mingle" ( :lol: You won't read that on the label... :lol: )
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 01:00 Post #90
:huh: Doh...I double a post and screwed up an image. :huh:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 01:06 Post #91
QUOTE(evade20)
Diane, You should try Dr. Broner's  Peppermint Castele Soap..."It puts a tingle where you mingle" ( :lol: You won't read that on the label... :lol: )
[snapback][/snapback]


:huh: Oh ...Doh! A double post and a censored bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap. :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 05:08 Post #92
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i didn't think this thread could get any more disturbing, but I was clearly wrong!

good job! :cheers:


I am about to kick it up another level
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 07:41 Post #93
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I am about to kick it up another level


Bondi... The master of one-ups-manship :lol: Of course he gets a head start on most of us because he is closer to the international date line. :thumbup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 17:43 Post #94
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I am about to kick it up another level


the look on that dudes face is priceless and about sums it up perfectly
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 24 2006, 21:09 Post #95
QUOTE(Gnappster)
the look on that dudes face is priceless and about sums it up perfectly


haha I think it is definitely one of my favourite attachments :P
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Training Bra
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 09:29 Post #96
As a guy I like haveing sex while my girl or who ever I am fucking are ragging it I don't know it is just one of my things I love sex so I don't care
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 16:29 Post #97
QUOTE(OrcaBill)
As a guy I like haveing sex while my girl or who ever I am fucking are ragging it I don't know it is just one of my things I love sex so I don't care


If you love periods so much, why don't you try using a few in your posts. :nahnah:
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E Cup+
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 18:58 Post #98
QUOTE(Gnappster)
If you love periods so much, why don't you try using a few in your posts.  :nahnah:

Now that was funny. Don't you love when those opportunities come along like that and you're the first to stumble upon them? I sure do.

Reminds me of a really dumb, yet somehow funny song called, "I Love you Period!"

(I originally was going to post this without the use of periods, but then I realized I love periods too. You see, periods mean I didn't get my hot neighbor pregnant.)
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:11 Post #99
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Now that was funny.  Don't you love when those opportunities come along like that and you're the first to stumble upon them?  I sure do.

Reminds me of a really dumb, yet somehow funny song called, "I Love you Period!"

(I originally was going to post this without the use of periods, but then I realized I love periods too.  You see, periods mean I didn't get my hot neighbor pregnant.)


That was low-brow. Thankfully I'm quite low brow :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 8 2006, 03:48 Post #100
QUOTE(OrcaBill)
As a guy I like haveing sex while my girl or who ever I am fucking are ragging it I don't know it is just one of my things I love sex so I don't care


QUOTE(Gnappster)
If you love periods so much, why don't you try using a few in your posts.  :nahnah:


Also, drop the "e" when adding "ing" :thumbup:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
That was low-brow. Thankfully I'm quite low brow  :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:


You should see the dirty lymric written on the men's room wall!

All I can say is that thanks for this thread getting revitalised. I do not think I will ever top my attachments in this thread from the dolmio grin to the guy covered in blood... funny, funny shit!
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