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▫ Mar 3 2006, 19:59 Post #181
QUOTE(wigglebutz)
LOL There do seem to be a lot of gay guys here.  Seriously though, it's partly my fault.  I'm really shy so I don't really try to go out and pick up guys.  I'm also not one to go to a bar and leave with some unknown guy. That can be kinda scary for a girl.

Maybe your Big Dogs are scaring them off?
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 19:59 Post #182
QUOTE(wigglebutz)
I wish I could meet someone.  I haven't had sex in almost 2 months and I'm going a little CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

You havent had sex in almost 2 months and your going a little crazy.....

I havent had sex in almost a year......

Well, I think I know why I'm the way I am.....

:freak: :alc: :silvio: :tosser:

Soo....Philly's only about 4 hours south of CT.....watcha think....wanna help each other out baby?

***SLAP!!!! BAD PAYBARRAMAN!!!!!! You get half a point for effort only cause you seem to be relentless. BUT SERIOUSLY GIVE UP!!!!***
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 20:08 Post #183
QUOTE(johnny wadd)
Maybe your Big Dogs are scaring them off?


you may be on to something
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 20:10 Post #184
QUOTE(paybarraman)
You havent had sex in almost 2 months and your going a little crazy.....
I havent had sex in almost a year......
Well, I think I know why I'm the way I am..... 

:freak:   :alc:   :silvio:   :tosser:

Soo....Philly's only about 4 hours south of CT.....watcha think....wanna help each other out baby?

***SLAP!!!!  BAD PAYBARRAMAN!!!!!!  You get half a point for effort only cause you seem to be relentless. BUT SERIOUSLY GIVE UP!!!!***


OH my, a year? I guess I should shut my mouth!
Philly, my mom lives about 30 minutes outside of philly! Now you've got me thinking.
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 20:11 Post #185
QUOTE(wigglebutz)
you may be on to something

I like dogs
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 20:13 Post #186
QUOTE(wigglebutz)
OH my, a year?  I guess I should shut my mouth!
Philly, my mom lives about 30 minutes outside of philly!  Now you've got me thinking.


See.......my mystical charms are already having their effect.......

either that or you've started happy hour a bit early... DOH!!!!!

30 minutes huh?....Hmmmmm
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:21 Post #187
just remember the rules... no one meets any girls till they come here for a melons inspection first, PM me to make your appointments :wink:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:29 Post #188
QUOTE(paybarraman)
You havent had sex in almost 2 months and your going a little crazy.....
I havent had sex in almost a year......


Does that not make u a virgin again?

I read if u don't "do it" for over a year you technically make yourself a virgin again..... or some shit like that :P

Look slik u have the 40yr old virgin covered PAY!
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:31 Post #189
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Does that not make u a virgin again?

I read if u don't "do it" for over a year you technically make yourself a virgin again..... or some shit like that :P

Look slik u have the 40yr old virgin covered PAY!

Virgins are over rated! :nahnah:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:36 Post #190
QUOTE(natalie)
Virgins are over rated! :nahnah:


ouch pay.... stike Natalie off ur list dude :P
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:39 Post #191
Two months! That's like sixty nights of hot, steamy sex that will never be recovered. It's time to put an end to the drought. The guys in Conn must be blind, insecure or just plain dumb to pass-up a chance with you. I'd think you'd get hit on all the time. They must be using the wrong bait. :P
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:41 Post #192
QUOTE(bondiguy)
ouch pay.... stike Natalie off ur list dude :P

Well I have only been with my husband sexually when it comes to guys.......does that make me some kind of technical virgin???? :unsure: :kisses:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:44 Post #193
It probably makes you a woman with a active imagination. You've got to at least wonder..........
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:45 Post #194
QUOTE(natalie)
Well I have only been with my husband sexually when it comes to guys.......does that make me some kind of technical virgin???? :unsure:   :kisses:


not at all!

What I said above I read in a magazine. I think it has more to do with ladies and more about it'll feel like you are a virgin when u finally get to do it after such a long drought. i.e the tightness of it all etc

I just adapted it to fit the situation
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:51 Post #195
QUOTE(wigglebutz)
LOL There do seem to be a lot of gay guys here.  Seriously though, it's partly my fault.  I'm really shy so I don't really try to go out and pick up guys.  I'm also not one to go to a bar and leave with some unknown guy. That can be kinda scary for a girl.


I hear you there girl, All my ex;s that I would normally recycle all went and got themselves in long term relationships I guess that is bound to happen when I been off the market for 8 years.
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:51 Post #196
QUOTE(bondiguy)
not at all!

What I said above I read in a magazine. I think it has more to do with ladies and more about it'll feel like you are a virgin when u finally get to do it after such a long drought. i.e the tightness of it all etc

I just adapted it to fit the situation

A magazine? Sure you didn't hear it on Oprah? A technical virgin is like being a little bit pregnant, it's all or nothing. What if they're using a vibrator or dildo, would they still qualify? I should write to Dr Phil, see what he thinks. :blink:
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:53 Post #197
QUOTE(johnfreak)
just remember the rules... no one meets any girls till they come here for a melons inspection first, PM me to make your appointments :wink:

Are you providing the AirFare for said inspection :P
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:55 Post #198
QUOTE(closeup)
A magazine? Sure you didn't hear it on Oprah? A technical virgin is like being a little bit pregnant, it's all or nothing. What if they're using a vibrator or dildo, would they still qualify? I should write to Dr Phil, see what he thinks. :blink:


Dude cut me some slack I was probably high or drunk..... or both!

I dont remember the semantics of it all but google that shit and you'll see im right
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 21:59 Post #199
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Dude cut me some slack I was probably high or drunk..... or both!

I dont remember the semantics of it all but google that shit and you'll see im right

:lol:
"i wasn't asleeep, i was drunk!"

does that work for anal sex too?
it's been 364 days
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▫ Mar 3 2006, 22:04 Post #200
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:lol:
"i wasn't asleeep, i was drunk!"

does that work for anal sex too?
it's been 364 days


not too sure.... why dont u just get jrock to fuck u again so the seal doesnt tighten up :P

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