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Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:03 Post #21
Back to the original topic, we'll be getting our tree soon, unfortunately. I don't like Christmas. We deck the house out and usually get a few trees. It's sick!
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:11 Post #22
QUOTE(closeup)
Phase One: Collect Underpants
Phase Three: Collect Profits
"What about Phase Two?"

I think me and Gnappy should take Jrock on board for our financial advice column, he can be Phase Two.


as long as i share in phase 3, i'm all over that :party-smiley-048:

(oh, and phase 1 if they belong to the hottie women on here)
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:13 Post #23
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Back to the original topic, we'll be getting our tree soon, unfortunately.  I don't like Christmas.  We deck the house out and usually get a few trees.  It's sick!


how can you not like christmas, what with the annoying relatives, the over commercialization, the non stop carolling, the way it empties your bank account....hmmm maybe yer onto something ;)
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:15 Post #24
QUOTE(Gnappster)
how can you not like christmas, what with the annoying relatives, the over commercialization, the non stop carolling, the way it empties your bank account....hmmm maybe yer onto something  ;)


Yeah, I'm not just another pretty face. lol
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:16 Post #25
QUOTE(jrock8)
as long as i share in phase 3, i'm all over that  :party-smiley-048:

(oh, and phase 1 if they belong to the hottie women on here)

It was "South Park" you were referencing. Did they ever figure out what Phase Two was?
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:17 Post #26
So, does that mean I don't have to do Christmas this year since I don't have anything in my bank account?
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:17 Post #27
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Yeah, I'm not just another pretty face.  lol


no... you have a great rack too :niceones: lol :P
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:18 Post #28
QUOTE(jrock8)
no... you have a great rack too  :niceones: lol  :P


Thanks. :flashboobs:
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:20 Post #29
QUOTE(closeup)
It was "South Park" you were referencing. Did they ever figure out what Phase Two was?


nope... that's what makes it funny :lol:
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▫ Nov 30 2005, 22:33 Post #30
QUOTE(mountainlust)
So, does that mean I don't have to do Christmas this year since I don't have anything in my bank account?

You'd be the perfect customer for our advice column. The less you like Christmas, the more you'll want to save. Another tip: You know those big red kettles you see in the malls around Christmas? They're full of cash! That guy standing there ringing the bell is too busy checking out all the hot women walking by to pay any attention to you. You'll only have a few seconds, so go for the tens and twenties.
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▫ Dec 1 2005, 02:00 Post #31
I'm getting all blonde and confused again here....so you guys are collecting your underpants.....is there some sort of secret section on e-bay you're working on...? .....where do I find it?!

:drama:
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▫ Dec 1 2005, 02:04 Post #32
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
I'm getting all blonde and confused again here....so you guys are collecting your underpants.....is there some sort of secret section on e-bay you're working on...?  .....where do I find it?!

:drama:


OMG! That's classic.
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▫ Dec 1 2005, 21:56 Post #33
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
I'm getting all blonde and confused again here....so you guys are collecting your underpants.....is there some sort of secret section on e-bay you're working on...?  .....where do I find it?!

:drama:

We just got off on a tangent. This topic seemed a little restrictive, so we went ahead and posted anything that came to mind. Which in this case was South Park and "How to Save Money at Christmas".
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▫ Dec 1 2005, 23:38 Post #34
QUOTE(closeup)
You'd be the perfect customer for our advice column. The less you like Christmas, the more you'll want to save. Another tip: You know those big red kettles you see in the malls around Christmas? They're full of cash! That guy standing there ringing the bell is too busy checking out all the hot women walking by to pay any attention to you. You'll only have a few seconds, so go for the tens and twenties.


:roflmao:

Yeah, I saw one of those kettles the other day at the grocery store with a rather portly gentleman standing next to it. I know i'm no marathon runner, but I'd be willing to bet the 10's and 20's in that bucket that I coulda grabbed that thing and already been depositing it before he coulda given much chase... :nahnah:

However, in the chance that i did tumble to the ground in my hastey escape, that rather portly gentleman (who could've been a linebacker back in the day for all I know) probably woulda made certain that I would be enjoying Christmas dinner through a straw this year...
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▫ Dec 2 2005, 19:04 Post #35
QUOTE(jrock8)
...are they related to the underpants gnomes?  :unsure:

(props to anyone that gets that obscure reference)

I believe that would be South Park.
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 01:15 Post #36
QUOTE(7mary3)
I believe that would be South Park.

Read post #25, I believe that's already been established. But good memory anyway.
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 02:39 Post #37
QUOTE(closeup)
We just got off on a tangent. This topic seemed a little restrictive, so we went ahead and posted anything that came to mind. Which in this case was South Park and "How to Save Money at Christmas".


And there was me hoping that you guys might be setting up an auction for your boxers!! :nahnah:
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 04:07 Post #38
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
And there was me hoping that you guys might be setting up an auction for your boxers!!  :nahnah:


You mean they're not??!! I'm so bummed I'm gonna drink my sorrows away at the pub. :drinkup:

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