I remember one time I was helping a friend with his show, doing go-fer work mostly. Well I was asked to go retrieve something from the ticket booth at the bottom of a long gravel road. I stumbled my way down there to find two very board ladies working the 'door'. I don't remember the conversation leading to it, but I convinced them to take the tickets topless After hanging out a bit, I had to return up top. In my drunken exitement I didn't make it more than 50 feet when *woosh* out from under me come my feet, my hands and knees find the gravel. The 1/5 of tequila smashed and splashed leaving a bloody hand behind. So I proceed up to the show and visit the vending booth, pick glass out of my hand and clean it with bottled water then wrap it up in cloth and continue my work. While the broken bottle was a stupid moment, I felt quite accomplished with the change in employee uniforms and my ability to preform first aid in the middle of the woods while drunk.
Oh my Jebus where to begin... umm getting drunk with two cute stewardesses in teh back of a plan on a flight from OK back to Texas.. they never did serve anyone on teh plane.. we were smashed from doing shots by the time the plane landed..
umm yea there was this pool party i threw when i was 18 .. and somehow it became a naked drunken wild party.. i don't remember what all happen and thats probably for the best....
Hrmm most classic though.. was going to a party and backing up the claim i could out drink anyone.... finally put down the biggest guy there... at 55 beers, 9 Flaming Dr. Peppers, 3 shots of everclear and 2 shots of 151.... yea my gf was sober at the time and poured me all that.. and the beers were counted up during the initial contest.. anywho .. about 2 hours later im fucked off my ass.. incoherent.. last thing they said i did was ran into the middle of room and ran in and dove across the floor *thank god wood floors* slid about 5 feet adn passed out.. they carried me to the only bathroom stripped me buck as naked and threw me in teh shower... well thers probably 200 people at the party so people walked in and out for the next 2 hours looking at me naked.. slumped over well probably another 2 hours goes by and everyone who put me in there forgot about me... well aparently i had started puking in teh tub which stopped up the drain and the tub filled up with cold water and puke.. by the time a lesbian came in and found me..*a cute one at that... had talked to her when i had been sober*... but she pulled me out the tub.. took me to a bedroom put me in a bed and got under and laid with me because pretty much i was in frozen shock...
good thing she was lesbian.. talk about shrinkage!!
... well aparently i had started puking in teh tub which stopped up the drain and the tub filled up with cold water and puke.. by the time a lesbian came in and found me..*a cute one at that... had talked to her when i had been sober*... but she pulled me out the tub.. took me to a bedroom put me in a bed and got under and laid with me because pretty much i was in frozen shock...
good thing she was lesbian.. talk about shrinkage!!
All things considered, I think it all worked out quite well.
Hrmm most classic though.. was going to a party and backing up the claim i could out drink anyone.... finally put down the biggest guy there... at 55 beers, 9 Flaming Dr. Peppers, 3 shots of everclear and 2 shots of 151.... yea my gf was sober at the time and poured me all that.. and the beers were counted up during the initial contest..
holy shit! that's nuts
I once drank 30 beer and a couple shots of Everclear and I thought I was The Invisible Woman.
yea i can throw down on some liqour... i had to stop drinking crown because i could sit and drink a 1.75 liter bottle by myself in a sitting.. (thats the 50$ large bottle) and started to drink 1 on friday nite and one on saturday nite and still be fucked up all of sunday .. I felt it was time to stop when on new years 2 years ago i proceded to get buck naked at our new years party of about 100 people.. most who i didn't know... and walked up the street 3 houses infront of a "person of authority"s house and proceded to shake my dick side to side screaming "LOOK FUCKER IM STREAKING" ... Hind Sight that could have gone really really bad!
After hanging out a bit, I had to return up top. In my drunken exitement I didn't make it more than 50 feet when *woosh* out from under me come my feet, my hands and knees find the gravel. The 1/5 of tequila smashed and splashed leaving a bloody hand behind. So I proceed up to the show and visit the vending booth, pick glass out of my hand and clean it with bottled water then wrap it up in cloth and continue my work. While the broken bottle was a stupid moment, I felt quite accomplished with the change in employee uniforms and my ability to preform first aid in the middle of the woods while drunk. 
