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B Cup

Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 23 2005, 23:27 Post #1

Hi all. No-one's gonna believe me, but I just got off an hour long call with this woman. She wants to meet me in the city in few weeks. She wants to do stuff with me!.

I. Shit. You. Not.

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C Cup

Member No.: 10581 Posts: 620 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Oct 23 2005, 23:29 Post #2

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

Hi all. No-one's gonna believe me, but I just got off an hour long call with this woman. She wants to meet me in the city in few weeks. She wants to do stuff with me!.

I. Shit. You. Not.

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B Cup

Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 23 2005, 23:41 Post #3

No no no... you're supposed to say:

1. She's winding you up
2. She's a bloke winding you up
3. She used to BE a bloke
4. You just pulled that pic off a porn site
5. Fuck off could you get with that

Or any other nasty things you can think of

Seriously though... SOMEONE FUCKING PINCH ME. I still can't believe it, in my mind, I'm just waiting for killer. There's no way in fuck the likes of me is gonna get that. Either that, or I'll wank myself to death waiting to meet her...

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C Cup

Member No.: 10581 Posts: 620 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Oct 23 2005, 23:47 Post #4

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

No no no... you're supposed to say:

1. She's winding you up
2. She's a bloke winding you up
3. She used to BE a bloke
4. You just pulled that pic off a porn site
5. Fuck off could you get with that

Or any other nasty things you can think of

Seriously though... SOMEONE FUCKING PINCH ME. I still can't believe it, in my mind, I'm just waiting for killer. There's no way in fuck the likes of me is gonna get that. Either that, or I'll wank myself to death waiting to meet her...

I would never say that!

I dont know what to say. Just meet her in a ver public place...and dont do her the first time you meet. You should get to know her first. And good luck!

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B Cup

Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 23 2005, 23:57 Post #5

QUOTE(amberis1985)

I would never say that!

I dont know what to say. Just meet her in a ver public place...and dont do her the first time you meet. You should get to know her first. And good luck!

Don't.... don't do her right away... well... that's an interesting aproach, certainly.

Nah, kidding. Cheers Am, 'preciate the advice. And rest assured, if I manage to pull this off you lot are gonna be hearing about it

Oh... and she's somewhat... adventurous, shall we say, so I'll see if I can persuade her to post some pics for rating shall I?

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C Cup

Member No.: 10581 Posts: 620 Joined: 09/2005

▫ Oct 23 2005, 23:59 Post #6

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

Don't.... don't do her right away... well... that's an interesting aproach, certainly.

Nah, kidding. Cheers Am, 'preciate the advice. And rest assured, if I manage to pull this off you lot are gonna be hearing about it

Oh... and she's somewhat... adventurous, shall we say, so I'll see if I can persuade her to post some pics for rating shall I?

yes, that would be nice to see her pics on here, she's very pretty, and has a superb rack!!!

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B Cup

Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 24 2005, 00:07 Post #7

Well I've 4 pics of her, but as you can see from the quality they're from an actual amatuer model website. Apparently she had them taken about 3 years ago, an idea concocted with her boyfriend of the time. But I'd like to get her to do something new for RMM, apart from anything else she telsl me she's gaines a size since those pics were taken

Whether she has a camera or not, I don't yet know. She's currently based up in Scotland with her job, but should be comming back to the city soon. Whether the internet's been invented in Scotland, I can't say.

Anyway, thank you for saying she's pretty, I certainly agree... she's apparently half greek, half malaysian. As you can see the mix works out wonderfully

I don't recall her bra size... she did tell me once but that was a long time ago. I intend to find out again ASAP

Well in the mean time, if you like I can post the other pictures she has on the web... what say you?

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E Cup+

Member No.: 8734 Posts: 5,530 Joined: 06/2005

▫ Oct 24 2005, 00:21 Post #8

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

Well I've 4 pics of her, but as you can see from the quality they're from an actual amatuer model website. Apparently she had them taken about 3 years ago, an idea concocted with her boyfriend of the time. But I'd like to get her to do something new for RMM, apart from anything else she telsl me she's gaines a size since those pics were taken

Whether she has a camera or not, I don't yet know. She's currently based up in Scotland with her job, but should be comming back to the city soon. Whether the internet's been invented in Scotland, I can't say.

Anyway, thank you for saying she's pretty, I certainly agree... she's apparently half greek, half malaysian. As you can see the mix works out wonderfully

I don't recall her bra size... she did tell me once but that was a long time ago. I intend to find out again ASAP

Well in the mean time, if you like I can post the other pictures she has on the web... what say you?

have you asked if you can post her pix?

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B Cup

Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 24 2005, 00:34 Post #9

Hmm... well no, not really. As I say she does have them online anyway, but of course that's not grounds for me to assume. Tell you what she wouldn't mind, though - am I allowed to link to the site where they're hosted? It is a paysite, but these are freebies.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 24 2005, 15:11 Post #10

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

No no no... you're supposed to say:

1. She's winding you up
2. She's a bloke winding you up
3. She used to BE a bloke
4. You just pulled that pic off a porn site
5. Fuck off could you get with that

yeah you're probably right

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B Cup

Member No.: 9990 Posts: 249 Joined: 08/2005

▫ Oct 24 2005, 16:04 Post #11

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

Hi all. No-one's gonna believe me, but I just got off an hour long call with this woman. She wants to meet me in the city in few weeks. She wants to do stuff with me!.

I. Shit. You. Not.

Good luck DG. She is amazing. Please get permission to post more.

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A Cup

Member No.: 11828 Posts: 79 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Apr 21 2006, 15:19 Post #12

its good for u sure,but in 3 month she can change no?
i hope u had fun if u meet her

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B Cup

Member No.: 13864 Posts: 291 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 21 2006, 16:12 Post #13

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

Hi all. No-one's gonna believe me, but I just got off an hour long call with this woman. She wants to meet me in the city in few weeks. She wants to do stuff with me!.

I. Shit. You. Not.

I would be pretty suspicious of any photos until they can prove it's actually them.

To be on the safe side, you should ask her to send you a photo of her doing something out of the ordinary that you specifically request (I don't mean sexual). Like standing next to her car, or holding up her favorite cereal. Seriously. :ph34r:

Are you paying for her transportation to meet you? Did you send her money? Did you buy her a ticket online? Or is she visiting you on her own dime?

All that paranoid stuff out of the way, my brother is seriously dating someone he met online. She is a paralegal and a part-time model. And the little bastard has NOT sent me a picture yet. :unsure:

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Apr 21 2006, 16:20 Post #14

Did any of you guys notice this was posted waaaay back in October? I'm thinking maybe it's a little late to be giving this guy advice.

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 21 2006, 16:24 Post #15

QUOTE(closeup)

Did any of you guys notice this was posted waaaay back in October? I'm thinking maybe it's a little late to be giving this guy advice.

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 21 2006, 16:25 Post #16

QUOTE(boanna)

maybe diamondg can come back and fill in the rest of this story, up to yesterday!

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Apr 21 2006, 17:36 Post #17

QUOTE(closeup)

Did any of you guys notice this was posted waaaay back in October? I'm thinking maybe it's a little late to be giving this guy advice.

I noticed. That's why I didn't post in here. I thought I'd just let it die.

What I also noticed, though, is that there's a black line at the top left corner of the pic. Kinda like it's covering up a watermark because it's a fake. diamondG probably went to go visit a 47-year-old man in prison. That's why there were never updates about their relationship progression. Conjugal visits can be so hard.

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B Cup

Member No.: 13864 Posts: 291 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 21 2006, 18:16 Post #18

QUOTE(closeup)

Did any of you guys notice this was posted waaaay back in October? I'm thinking maybe it's a little late to be giving this guy advice.

Oh, man! That is too funny.

But hasn't Diamond Geezer posted here recently?

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D Cup

Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Apr 22 2006, 05:38 Post #19

QUOTE(diamondgeezer)

Well I've 4 pics of her, but as you can see from the quality they're from an actual amatuer model website.

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

What I also noticed, though, is that there's a black line at the top left corner of the pic. Kinda like it's covering up a watermark because it's a fake. diamondG probably went to go visit a 47-year-old man in prison. That's why there were never updates about their relationship progression. Conjugal visits can be so hard.

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D Cup

Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 27 2006, 02:27 Post #20

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