How about this classic: "Pearl Neckace" by ZZ Top ?
Shes so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And thats not jewelry shes talkinabout
It really dont cost that much.
She was gettin bombed,
And I was gettin blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.