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A Cup
Member No.: 37295 Posts: 13 Joined: 05/2012
▫ Jun 2 2012, 18:42 Post #1
Hey everyone.

Last night I was really hammered and got home and had an urge to shuv a wine bottle up m arse. The biggest thing thats been up there so far was a hair brush. Today it's really sore andnive read you should ease your way up to big objects. Anyone got some advice?
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D Cup
Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jun 2 2012, 20:15 Post #2
QUOTE(FairyCakes)
Hey everyone.

Last night I was really hammered and got home and had an urge to shuv a wine bottle up m arse. The biggest thing thats been up there so far was a hair brush. Today it's really sore andnive read you should ease your way up to big objects. Anyone got some advice?

:roflmao: :roflmao: Ask 3d :nahnah: :nahnah:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jun 3 2012, 03:14 Post #3
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QUOTE(UncleBuck)
:roflmao:   :roflmao:   Ask 3d  :nahnah:   :nahnah:

:roflmao: :ph34r:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Jun 3 2012, 19:07 Post #4
QUOTE(FairyCakes)
Hey everyone.

Last night I was really hammered and got home and had an urge to shuv a wine bottle up m arse. The biggest thing thats been up there so far was a hair brush. Today it's really sore andnive read you should ease your way up to big objects. Anyone got some advice?


Cream Lots of cream .
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Jun 3 2012, 19:07 Post #5
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
:roflmao:   :roflmao:   Ask 3d  :nahnah:   :nahnah:

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