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▫ Sep 27 2006, 15:36 Post #41
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Some of my ideas for dates  is not to kill them till the end of the date... 
Or at least end the date near a body of water


you should make sure to have sex with them first.

well I guess that can wait til after. :lol:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 17:51 Post #42
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you should make sure to have sex with them first.
well I guess that can wait til after.  :lol:

I thought I had sex with a dead girl once. Turns out she just fell asleep.
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 18:11 Post #43
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I thought I had sex with a dead girl once.  Turns out she just fell asleep.


do you call that girl your wife? :P
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 19:16 Post #44
QUOTE(Gnappster)
do you call that girl your wife?  :P

Only when she behaves. Most of them time, thought, I call her Guni Gugu
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 19:22 Post #45
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Only when she behaves.  Most of them time, thought, I call her Guni Gugu


hahaha, Is that some new spanish shit?
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 19:53 Post #46
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahaha, Is that some new spanish shit?

Hey Sanchez, Guni Gugu.
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 20:05 Post #47
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Hey Sanchez, Guni Gugu.


Get the fuck outta here!
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 20:11 Post #48
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Get the fuck outta here!

I knew you were gonna say that. :lol:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 20:16 Post #49
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I knew you were gonna say that. :lol:


Well duh...I don't say anything original, ever.
Forty percent of people know that.
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 21:29 Post #50
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hey everyone... whether you're single or not, i'd appreciate your input on this one...

what are one or two of your favorite dates that you've been on... things that were either romantic, or fun, or a bit of everything?  or if you've never been on it, what would be your ideal date?

i'm not looking for "dinner and a movie" or "we went to a bar, got drunk, and came home to have crazy sex all night long"... while i don't disagree that those could both be fun, i'm looking for creative, original thoughts


why, have u run out of ideas?

do u want my ideal date from 20 years ago, or one from now?

20 years ago....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some def leppard or ted nugent or zombie, all the while u are complimenting me!

now.....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some disturbed or tool, show me some dick, all the while u are complimenting me!
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 21:44 Post #51
QUOTE(boanna)
why, have u run out of ideas?

do u want my ideal date from 20 years ago, or one from now?

20 years ago....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some def leppard or ted nugent or zombie, all the while u are complimenting me!

now.....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some disturbed or tool, show me some dick, all the while u are complimenting me!


in an unrelated train of thought: Bo, wanna go for seafood on my new Polaris King Quad? :drama:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 22:17 Post #52
QUOTE(Gnappster)
in an unrelated train of thought: Bo, wanna go for seafood on my new Polaris King Quad?  :drama:

You can take her here!
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I'll save you two a table... just send bo in whilie you park the quad :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 22:29 Post #53
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You can take her here!
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I'll save you two a table... just send bo in whilie you park the quad :thumbup:


the frying dutchman? I'm a little more high stroll than that.
I'm sure this place serves lobster (don't order the fugu though!)
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 22:43 Post #54
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Some of my ideas for dates  is not to kill them till the end of the date... 
Or at least end the date near a body of water


Gee, C-man, your love life sounds like An American Tragedy. have you got a little "Place in the Sun" where you take your dates? 'Cause I know a secluded little lake where something like that hasn't happened in one hundred years!

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▫ Sep 27 2006, 22:45 Post #55
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the frying dutchman? I'm a little more high stroll than that.
I'm sure this place serves lobster (don't order the fugu though!)

Yeah, i went to the Happy Sumo once. But I just couldn't enjoy my meal because of the drunken Japanese businessmen singing karaoke
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 07:43 Post #56
Gnappy and Bob... loving the simpsons/Delirious references :lol:

but for now I am off to perv on some more Slapper brilliance!
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 12:23 Post #57
QUOTE(boanna)
why, have u run out of ideas?

do u want my ideal date from 20 years ago, or one from now?

20 years ago....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some def leppard or ted nugent or zombie, all the while u are complimenting me!

now.....take me out for lobster, then lets go 4 wheelin in the dark with the radio blastin...like to some disturbed or tool, show me some dick, all the while u are complimenting me!


Got tickets for def leapard for oct.27 , just purchased new polaris ranger 4x4 , need to get the lobster , and pick Bo up ..
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 12:27 Post #58
perfect date , usually with a couple other couples our age , out for steak , drink some beer , wifes drink Bacardi Raz , we stay at the eat joint till we have had a few , stop at the video store pick up a couple good porns go back to one of our houses pop in the videos and watch the women squirm ..
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 14:25 Post #59
QUOTE(ddd35)
perfect date , usually with a couple other couples our age , out for steak , drink some  beer , wifes drink  Bacardi Raz ,  we stay at the eat joint till we have had a few , stop at the video  store  pick up a couple good porns  go back to one of our houses pop in the videos  and watch the women squirm ..

And is your baby-sitter waiting for you at your house??? :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 15:56 Post #60
QUOTE(ddd35)
Got tickets for def leapard for  oct.27 , just purchased new polaris ranger  4x4 , need to get the lobster , and pick Bo up ..

well we can forget the lobster. throw something in the cooler and lets go! :)

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