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Double D's
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 02:17 Post #1
I have two girl - friends who were strippers in their earlier days. Conversation usually involves sexual innuendoes, objects become dildos, they're wild and silly, dry humping, etc. Sober, they'll flash their tits when the occasion calls for it. House party, buzzed, their tops come off, tits are out freely and they'll let their tits be touched, nipples sucked and so on. Really drunk, buck-assed nude before long. Bring up the topic of swallowing and it's "Ewww, that's gross!" ok.

I've known two other girl - friends, business professionals and in public, normal and fairly conservative demeanor. No sexual innuendoes in conversation but flirty. "Anne" in the bedroom is a dirty, dirty, dirty whore. Every hole is open game, and in her words, verbatim: "Shoot that load down my throat..." soon as her mouth fills with cum, she'll swallow every last drop, or in the pussy: "Cum in me"
"Diane" has a very strong church going background. Ultra conservative. You just shouldn't talk about sex in public. In the bedroom is very naughty, with her 34DDD's she loves a tit fuck, loves cock deep in her vagina. In the mouth, her words are: "I want to taste it" her mouth will fill with cum and then she'll spit it out.

Two worlds, definitely not what you would think when it comes down to it.

Open to all, Discuss..
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 03:42 Post #2
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson)
I have two girl - friends who were strippers in their earlier days. Conversation usually involves sexual innuendoes, objects become dildos, they're wild and silly, dry humping, etc. Sober, they'll flash their tits when the occasion calls for it. House party, buzzed, their tops come off, tits are out freely and they'll let their tits be touched, nipples sucked and so on. Really drunk, buck-assed nude before long. Bring up the topic of swallowing and it's "Ewww, that's gross!" ok.

I've known two other girl - friends, business professionals and in public, normal and fairly conservative demeanor. No sexual innuendoes in conversation but flirty. "Anne" in the bedroom is a dirty, dirty, dirty whore. Every hole is open game, and in her words, verbatim: "Shoot that load down my throat..." soon as her mouth fills with cum, she'll swallow every last drop, or in the pussy: "Cum in me"
"Diane" has a very strong church going background. Ultra conservative. You just shouldn't talk about sex in public. In the bedroom is very naughty, with her 34DDD's she loves a tit fuck, loves cock deep in her vagina. In the mouth, her words are: "I want to taste it" her mouth will fill with cum and then she'll spit it out.

Two worlds, definitely not what you would think when it comes down to it.

Open to all, Discuss..


Please Pm me the addresses of all four of your friends so that I can continue this conversation with them!!!! :P

:ph34r: :bonerfied: :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 04:03 Post #3
LOL!! Nice! :P
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 04:10 Post #4
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson)
LOL!! Nice!  :P


Can't blame a guy for trying. :unsure: You could at least invite a couple of these ladies to RMM. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 04:15 Post #5
I'm definitely working on that, to see if they'll give their tits up to internet fame! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 04:22 Post #6
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson)
I'm definitely working on that, to see if they'll give their tits up to internet fame!  :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup: Good man!
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 06:42 Post #7
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson)
I have two girl - friends who were strippers in their earlier days. Conversation usually involves sexual innuendoes, objects become dildos, they're wild and silly, dry humping, etc. Sober, they'll flash their tits when the occasion calls for it. House party, buzzed, their tops come off, tits are out freely and they'll let their tits be touched, nipples sucked and so on. Really drunk, buck-assed nude before long. Bring up the topic of swallowing and it's "Ewww, that's gross!" ok.

I've known two other girl - friends, business professionals and in public, normal and fairly conservative demeanor. No sexual innuendoes in conversation but flirty. "Anne" in the bedroom is a dirty, dirty, dirty whore. Every hole is open game, and in her words, verbatim: "Shoot that load down my throat..." soon as her mouth fills with cum, she'll swallow every last drop, or in the pussy: "Cum in me"
"Diane" has a very strong church going background. Ultra conservative. You just shouldn't talk about sex in public. In the bedroom is very naughty, with her 34DDD's she loves a tit fuck, loves cock deep in her vagina. In the mouth, her words are: "I want to taste it" her mouth will fill with cum and then she'll spit it out.

Two worlds, definitely not what you would think when it comes down to it.

Open to all, Discuss..


It's funny that you bring this up because I have had very similar experiences. I too have known a couple of strippers and at parties and even at the bar, not the strip club, one in particular would flash her tits to anyone just for free drinks, touching was encouraged, and no sexual topic was off limits regardless of where it came up. It was the same thing in the bedroom - swallowing was just "gross" to her. Then there was the paralegal I dated, who was very professional, very conservative and would not discuss sex openly in any way shape or form. Once you closed the bedroom door however it was like being with a different woman. She would take charge and get very agressive and absolutley loved to swallow every drop I could produce. I never really made any broad assumptions about it, but I would love to hear from the ladies about this.
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▫ Sep 19 2011, 10:33 Post #8
QUOTE(BreastmanDave)
It's funny that you bring this up because I have had very similar experiences. I too have known a couple of strippers and at parties and even at the bar, not the strip club, one in particular would flash her tits to anyone just for free drinks, touching was encouraged, and no sexual topic was off limits regardless of where it came up. It was the same thing in the bedroom - swallowing was just "gross" to her. Then there was the paralegal I dated, who was very professional, very conservative and would not discuss sex openly in any way shape or form. Once you closed the bedroom door however it was like being with a different woman. She would take charge and get very agressive and absolutley loved to swallow every drop I could produce. I never really made any broad assumptions about it, but I would love to hear from the ladies about this.


You should convince your friends to join RMM, too! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 20 2011, 02:04 Post #9
QUOTE(evade20)
You should convince your friends to join RMM, too!   :2thumbsup:


well the stripper in question has since moved to South Carolina and I have lost touch with her. The paralegal? .......I'll see if I can track her down, but who knows if she'll go along with it. :unsure:
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▫ Sep 20 2011, 02:15 Post #10
QUOTE(BreastmanDave)
well the stripper in question has since moved to South Carolina and I have lost touch with her. The paralegal? .......I'll see if I can track her down, but who knows if she'll go along with it.? :unsure:


She might sue your ass or put you in her private jail in her basement!!!! It's been nice knowing you. :ph34r: :ph34r: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Sep 21 2011, 03:27 Post #11
QUOTE(evade20)
She might sue your ass or put you in her private jail in her basement!!!!  It's been nice knowing you.   :ph34r:   :ph34r:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:


:roflmao: good point. I guess I won't be putting up any "hey check these out" posts of her without her OK, that should cut down on the liability. On the other hand if you don't hear from me for a few weeks than you probably can guess she's got my ass locked up doing the sex slave thing. :spankin:
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▫ Sep 21 2011, 21:28 Post #12
QUOTE(BreastmanDave)
:roflmao: good point. I guess I won't be putting up any "hey check these out" posts of her without her OK, that should cut down on the liability. On the other hand if you don't hear from me for a few weeks than you probably can guess she's got my ass locked up doing the sex slave thing. :spankin:


Good luck! :action-smiley-073: :action-smiley-073:
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▫ Sep 22 2011, 11:21 Post #13
QUOTE(BreastmanDave)
:roflmao: good point. I guess I won't be putting up any "hey check these out" posts of her without her OK, that should cut down on the liability. On the other hand if you don't hear from me for a few weeks than you probably can guess she's got my ass locked up doing the sex slave thing. :spankin:

:drama:
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▫ Sep 22 2011, 21:19 Post #14
QUOTE(ddd35)
:drama:


Breastmandave the shortly lived member of RMM. Last seen leaving the backdoor of a legal office with cuffs on.... :ph34r:
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▫ Sep 22 2011, 21:20 Post #15
QUOTE(evade20)
Breastmandave the shortly lived member of RMM.  Last seen leaved the backdoor of a legal office with cuffs on.... :ph34r:


WOW
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▫ Sep 22 2011, 21:30 Post #16
QUOTE(ddd35)
WOW


Easy come easy go...
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▫ Sep 22 2011, 21:40 Post #17
QUOTE(evade20)
Easy come easy go...


How do you know this ?
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▫ Sep 22 2011, 22:35 Post #18
QUOTE(ddd35)
How do you know this ?


Don't mess with lawyers.... :ph34r:
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▫ Sep 23 2011, 11:28 Post #19
QUOTE(evade20)
Don't mess with lawyers.... :ph34r:

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▫ Sep 24 2011, 01:55 Post #20
QUOTE(ddd35)
:2thumbsup:

:lol:

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