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▫ Jan 11 2011, 04:48 Post #1
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help :)
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▫ Jan 11 2011, 10:53 Post #2
QUOTE(rage)
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help :)


I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?



:huh:
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▫ Jan 11 2011, 11:33 Post #3
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory)
I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?



:huh:

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▫ Jan 11 2011, 14:13 Post #4
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory)
I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?



:huh:

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▫ Jan 11 2011, 21:04 Post #5
:bang: another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny :puke:
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▫ Jan 11 2011, 22:14 Post #6
QUOTE(rage)
:bang: another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny :puke:


Ah its all in fun . :cheers:
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▫ Jan 12 2011, 13:33 Post #7
QUOTE(rage)
:bang: another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny :puke:


Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.

Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:

:fuckoff: You wish that was me, fucktard!

:nahnah: Good luck with your quest fella!
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▫ Jan 12 2011, 23:05 Post #8
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory)
Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.

Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:

:fuckoff:   You wish that was me, fucktard!

:nahnah:   Good luck with your quest fella!

:drama:
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▫ Jan 14 2011, 03:28 Post #9
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory)
Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.

Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:

:fuckoff:   You wish that was me, fucktard!

:nahnah:   Good luck with your quest fella!


:thumbup:

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, Rage! :roflmao: :ph34r:
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 15:06 Post #10
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO! :drinkup:
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 21:27 Post #11
QUOTE(rage)
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO! :drinkup:


Rage your profile says that you are 18. Some of us have been here at the site when you where only 12 years old. It is not the "Gods" job nor the Mods to protect your feeling's every time they are hurt. It is part of.. lets say initiation by getting slammed here when you first join, the fellows that can deal with some ribbing now and then stick around. Don't make a mountain out of an ant hill!
Good luck to you here, hope you are around for a long time and enjoy the site
To quote an oldtimer here:

"That Is All"
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 22:18 Post #12
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.

UB, you're a mod here now. You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay. Keep that schoolin' going.

And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.

I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom. I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.

If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.

and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame. that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before. I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me. Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."

BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 22:21 Post #13
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.

UB, you're a mod here now.  You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay.  Keep that schoolin' going.

And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.

I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom.  I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.

If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.

and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame.  that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before.  I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me.  Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."

BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?


Well said Stranger :cheers:
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 22:28 Post #14
QUOTE(ddd35)
Well said Stranger  :cheers:


I haven't lost the knack.
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 22:41 Post #15
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I haven't lost the knack.


Id say not .
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 23:10 Post #16
:crazydude: ha ha...ha :blahblah:
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 23:12 Post #17
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.

UB, you're a mod here now.? You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay.? Keep that schoolin' going.

And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.

I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom.? I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.

If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.

and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame.? that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before.? I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me.? Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."

BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?


Every page of RMM is filled with pics that make it NSFW... regardless of whether they ar sig pics or not! :blink: :ph34r:
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▫ Jan 17 2011, 23:34 Post #18
QUOTE(evade20)
Every page of RMM is filled with pics that make it NSFW... regardles of whether they ar sig pics or not! :blink:   :ph34r:

it's not the sig pic or the avatar or the posted pics in an of themselves. But when sig pics get out of hand and take up two lines or are just huge pictures, it makes things hard to predict if I need to avert the page quickly.

But I get it. This is a boob site and there certainly is nothing wrong with putting our sexy RMM ladies in our sigs and avs. But I do most of my surfing at work, and it makes it trickier for me to be here because of that. It's not that I've shunned RMM because of sig pics. But they make it less convenient for me. Because of that I lose the habit of logging in here. But I pop in every now and then when I can and privacy allows.
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▫ Jan 18 2011, 00:24 Post #19
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
it's not the sig pic or the avatar or the posted pics in an of themselves.  But when sig pics get out of hand and take up two lines or are just huge pictures, it makes things hard to predict if I need to avert the page quickly. 

But I get it.  This is a boob site and there certainly is nothing wrong with putting our sexy RMM ladies in our sigs and avs.  But I do most of my surfing at work, and it makes it trickier for me to be here because of that.  It's not that I've shunned RMM because of sig pics.  But they make it less convenient for me.  Because of that I lose the habit of logging in here.  But I pop in every now and then when I can and privacy allows.


Skull and freakey were they worst offenders... They seem to have removed their sigs. :ph34r:
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▫ Jan 18 2011, 01:25 Post #20
QUOTE(rage)
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help :)


Why? What's the point? Sounds like you may be asking for something that could be time consuming. What's in it for us gals?

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