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Training Bra
Member No.: 11416 Posts: 1 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Nov 8 2005, 16:29 Post #81
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
Hi .....Thought I would start this topic off cos It's something I have wondered do you guys and girls jerk off when your on this site? or think about people on this site to get the job done? :unsure:

:bonerfied: i always play looking at hot ladies..have yahoo..feel free to watch sometime :2gunsfiring:
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B Cup
Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Nov 9 2005, 04:04 Post #82
9 times of 10 I'm spanking the monkey when I surf on in here. All you ladies are just gorgeous, but a couple that have PMed me have done particularly well in assisting my labours :whatever:
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Double D's
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▫ Nov 9 2005, 17:47 Post #83
QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo)
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▫ Nov 16 2005, 05:22 Post #84
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
:kisses:   :)


I just wanted to personally thank juicy for posting some more pics.........my doctor said it's not good to let your wrist rest to much :2thumbsup: Carpal Tunnel syndrom, RMM's biggest health risk :whatever:
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 15:39 Post #85
QUOTE(7mary3)
I thought I would take my turn at introductions.  I've been watching this site for awhile and have really enjoyed the exchanges and the bold character of the ladies.

     I am 34 year old, married, with a child.  I am private pilot that has lived in some part of Missouri most of my life.  I play saxophone and piano.  I am a self taught wine "common sewer" with a particular craving for sherry and port.  Lets not forget about the beer...oh the beer.

     My sense of humor is a bit warped which helps bring some calm to my life (you'll see why in just a minute).  I listen to music all across the board:  Ramstein, to 80's hair band, to Mary Robbins.  But I have an exceptional loathing of the Beatles (sorry I know alot of folks like their music).

     I spend alot of time at home or at work.  I do not get involved with search and rescue operations for missing/crashed aircraft, as I have been a part of the air force SAR community for nearly 19 years.

     As you've seen from some of the threads I have an interest in tattoos and piercings, of which I have a few of my own.  Then there is the whole exhibistion excitement.  My professional life puts kind of a damper on some that stuff.

     The part of my life that usually throws people, as it does not fit their mold, is that I am a police officer.  My specialty field is crash investigation which requires my presence on all fatality crashes.  It is that harsh reality along with other parts of our society that I am exposed to that fosters that odd sense of humor.  It also encourages me to seek out kind accepting people like you folks.

     I think that covers it.  I'll post a pic for the ladies for a few days.


QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo)
I just wanted to personally thank juicy for posting some more pics.........my doctor said it's not good to let your wrist rest to much :2thumbsup:   Carpal Tunnel syndrom, RMM's biggest health risk :whatever:


wouldnt want that wwrist to rest too much :rolleyes:
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 22:02 Post #86
QUOTE(pandabear)
of course men jerk off to this site( and others) thats basically their sex life. they spend     most of their time on the internet, they have no time to go out and actually try getting laid by a real woman. it's just easier for them to wrestle there little wankers while looking at  naked women. they're lazy loafs :nahnah:


a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black me thinks
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Member No.: 8571 Posts: 249 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Nov 18 2005, 14:57 Post #87
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
wouldnt want that wwrist to rest too much :rolleyes:


somehow, I didn't think you would :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :P
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▫ Dec 2 2005, 05:18 Post #88
either guys are to busy shopping(ummm, yeah right), or people haven't been rockin out with their cock out to these beautiful women, support your favorite Melon toting babe today, bang one out in there honor fellas(this ones for you HOTT) :whatever: :cheers:
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▫ Dec 2 2005, 19:13 Post #89
Most of the time i do :whatever: when Im on here :P
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 02:45 Post #90
Hey, I'm happy to provide a target!!!! Aim here boys...

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Double D's
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 02:55 Post #91
Those aren't known as Fuck-Me pumps for nothing. I'd be holding onto those heels as I mounted you.
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 03:10 Post #92
QUOTE(closeup)
Those aren't known as Fuck-Me pumps for nothing. I'd be holding onto those heels as I mounted you.


I'll take sloppy seconds

:2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 17:55 Post #93
QUOTE(countryboykalamazoo)
How did this thread ever die???? Hell yes I have blown a load or two on this site, Juicy DD was the first....I'll let you know when I stop, but odds are this site will dissappear first(god help us all)  :P :whatever:


anyone else? :) :flashboobs:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 3 2005, 17:57 Post #94
woah sweetnsexy..you go girl.
As for country..i spoke to soon. I see that you did include me in your festivities...now i want to know which picture it was? LOL
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B Cup
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▫ Dec 4 2005, 08:24 Post #95
What is this masterbating thing? master-baiting sounds interesting, as does master-batting.

:)

Of course! Who doesn't?
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▫ Dec 5 2005, 15:26 Post #96
QUOTE(hott1976)
woah sweetnsexy..you go girl. 
As for country..i spoke to soon.  I see that you did include me in your festivities...now i want to know which picture it was?  LOL


I'm sure any one of them would work, but for the record hott, the pics you posted in my "legs" thread are the ones that get me goin'... :whatever: :shuwks:

Such a fox. :bonerfied:
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▫ Dec 5 2005, 15:32 Post #97
QUOTE(hott1976)
woah sweetnsexy..you go girl. 
As for country..i spoke to soon.  I see that you did include me in your festivities...now i want to know which picture it was?  LOL


The picture in your 411 to begin with, your just georgous, then the one with the orange stripped thong, then the ones in the legs thread, then the one in the white bikini cut, then the one with with my favorite beer and some hot shirt raising fun................the list goes on and on hott stuff :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :P

(I would have to say your 411 pic and the orange stripped thong are my favs and most used if I had to narrow it down
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 5 2005, 18:35 Post #98
QUOTE(hott1976)
anyone else?  :) :flashboobs:


Ive one gun saluted you several times Hott :bonerfied:
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▫ Aug 2 2024, 18:47 Post #99
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