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Training Bra
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▫ Mar 7 2010, 10:20 Post #1
i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing :banana2:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 7 2010, 11:46 Post #2
QUOTE(smiley1986)
i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing  :banana2:

Fucking Noobie. Try reading the FAQs first at the top of each conference!!!! :2gunsfiring:

:bang: :bang: :bang:
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A Cup
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▫ Jun 28 2010, 01:15 Post #3
My fav position is the Rock N Roll.
This gives a man the feeling of dominance and the female is open and vunerable with her legs resting on the mans shoulder. This is great for deep thrusts and the erotic sensation of looking the partner in his/her eyes.
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D Cup
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 03:29 Post #4
you know evade you did a lot of complaining about me when i first started, but even i wasn't this bad
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 03:30 Post #5
QUOTE(smiley1986)
i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing  :banana2:

also how do you watch their tits swing through their back? i mean they are swinging but your really in a bad vantage point for that show
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Melon Master
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 03:38 Post #6
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
also how do you watch their tits swing through their back? i mean they are swinging but your really in a bad vantage point for that show


Maybe he's watching himself in the mirror while he jacks off and dreams about a real woman!!!! :roflmao: :ph34r:
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D Cup
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 03:41 Post #7
QUOTE(evade20)
Maybe he's watching himself in the mirror while he jacks off and dreams about a real woman!!!! :roflmao:   :ph34r:

or watching his parents
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Melon Master
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 03:43 Post #8
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
or watching his parents


Oh the perv! :vomit-smiley-020: :puke:
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 03:44 Post #9
QUOTE(evade20)
Oh the perv!  :vomit-smiley-020:   :puke:

or me with his mother
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Melon Master
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 13:14 Post #10
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
or watching his parents


QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
or me with his mother

:2thumbsup: :roflmao:
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▫ Jun 29 2010, 23:39 Post #11
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
or me with his mother


Careful, Jax, He might take a shine to your asshole.... :fucker:
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D Cup
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▫ Jun 30 2010, 01:02 Post #12
QUOTE(evade20)
Careful, Jax, He might take a shine to your asshole.... :fucker:
Spank you very much!
:roflmao: :whipya:
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D Cup
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▫ Jun 30 2010, 02:43 Post #13
id fight him off like a champ...while still boning his mother

besides you guys know only miss chickie gets to even play with my ass
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A Cup
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▫ Jul 4 2010, 15:30 Post #14
You can see the tits bouncing if you have a mirror. You do not need to be a rocket scientist to understand this. By reading the comments, I see the lack of knowledge in sexual experience. And a lot of :blahblah: :blahblah: Do we really need to fall back to High School immaturity? As if this will asctually land one with more tail. :lol:

I recommend studying more in the art of sex before dogging someone's post. Someone who lashes out does so out of jealousy.
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 00:02 Post #15
QUOTE(chamorritaluver6976)
You can see the tits bouncing if you have a mirror. You do not need to be a rocket scientist to understand this. By reading the comments, I see the lack of knowledge in sexual experience. And a lot of  :blahblah:   :blahblah: Do we really need to fall back to High School immaturity? As if this will asctually land one with more tail. :lol:

I recommend studying more in the art of sex before dogging someone's post. Someone who lashes out does so out of jealousy.


because we all have full length mirrors with us every time we have sex?...i mean itd be nice but while we're at it can i get a full orchestra to set the mood and a video crew?
And i have plenty of knowledge in sexual experience and i don't expect anything i do on here to get me any tail. however i find it hilarious and the point of being on here is to have fun so..mission accomplished.
and what am i jealous of...the inability to read the different choices where to post this thread? perhaps and im just gonna throw this out there....sex talk would be a better choice...i know i know its such a stretch. also with an idea this original im sure nobody else has thought of it.....oh no wait everyone probably has. i guarantee there's at least two other threads dedicated to this topic. had he posted his point of view in them there'd be no ridicule, but he didn't so we're mocking him...its how he'll learn.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 02:56 Post #16
QUOTE(smiley1986)
i love doggy cuz u can get good penertratinon and watch there tits swing  :banana2:


Smilie. You are a rediculous noob!!! Your post remind me of this thread started by another fucking noob!



While your at it watch this!
:ph34r:
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 03:11 Post #17
QUOTE(evade20)
Smilie.  You are a rediculous noob!!!  Your post remind me of this thread started by another fucking noob!



While your at it watch this!
:ph34r:


id like to make a motion that watching that video should be mandatory
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 03:14 Post #18
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
id like to make a motion that watching that video should be mandatory


I second that!
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 03:20 Post #19
QUOTE(evade20)
I second that!

all in favor?
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▫ Jul 5 2010, 04:25 Post #20
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
all in favor?
The motion is carried. Next order of business? :drama:
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