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▫ Apr 2 2011, 22:51 Post #261
QUOTE(chelsey)
Hey wait just a minute I AM CANADIAN  (lol) but I would love to be there with you!!... it would be the nieghborly thing to do

Don't worry about it, just a figure of speech. Besides, I've never met a Canadian who would refer to Canadians as Americans.
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▫ Apr 3 2011, 05:46 Post #262
QUOTE(Lynette)
Don't worry about it, just a figure of speech. Besides, I've never met a Canadian who would refer to Canadians as Americans.
I have to agree with you Lynette. I have never heard of Canadians being referred to as Americans either. How was your flight? Were you able to get any sleep before your arrival?
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▫ Apr 3 2011, 12:12 Post #263
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Don't worry about it, just a figure of speech. Besides, I've never met a Canadian who would refer to Canadians as Americans.

:2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 4 2011, 08:38 Post #264
QUOTE(Lynette)
Don't worry about it, just a figure of speech. Besides, I've never met a Canadian who would refer to Canadians as Americans.


Yeah, They just refer to the US as the Southern Provinces... :blink: :lol: :ph34r:
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▫ May 4 2011, 03:12 Post #265
Man! I'm seriously thinking about selling everything I own and moving back home here.
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▫ May 4 2011, 05:17 Post #266
Me 2 wow
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▫ May 4 2011, 10:56 Post #267
QUOTE(Lynette)
Man! I'm seriously thinking about selling everything I own and moving back home here.


ID buy your breasts . :P
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▫ Jun 30 2011, 22:29 Post #268
Anyone ever been houseboating at Lake Shasta? I'm going there to do that with friends this weekend and they tell me that it's cool to be totally naked as much as you like once the boat anchors in a cove. If so... I'm REALLY looking forward to being there with five guys and four other girls.
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▫ Jul 1 2011, 11:25 Post #269
QUOTE(Lynette)
Anyone ever been houseboating at Lake Shasta? I'm going there to do that with friends this weekend and they tell me that it's cool to be totally naked as much as you like once the boat anchors in a cove. If so... I'm REALLY looking forward to being there with five guys and four other girls.


Nope cant say that I have , But being naked in or close to any body of water is expected .. lol :kisses:
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▫ Jul 6 2011, 20:29 Post #270
OK, so I'm sitting in a deck chair reading while buck naked on the boat last weekend after taking a swim. One of the guys walks over to me dripping wet, stands right beside me with his half hard cock practically in my face and asks what I'm reading. I ask him... "Are you horny? Or, What?". He then leans over and pinches my right niplle between his thumb and index finger, wiggle it back and forth, while telling me "you make me so horny I can't stand it". I asked him, "would you like me to help you with that?". He gave me an affirmative nod, and I grabbed his dick HARD. It sprang to a full raging hard-on within a couple of seconds. I licked the tip of it, sucked on the head once or twice while stroking it. He straddled me so that he had one leg on either side of the chair with his cock aimed at my neck. I let go of it and then used my hands to sqeeze my boobs together. YEP! You guessed it. It took him no time to figure out what to do. He slid it right between them and started doing my tits while gripping both of my nipples. I guess my expectations of this encounter were too great, because the guy came withing what seemed like twenty seconds or so. I asked if he had a problem with premature ejaculation. He looked me right in the eye and said "never before". I asked hi what he'd planned on doing for me (I was totally horny). He sat on the deck infront of me, grabbed my knees, and spread my legs apart, exposing my neatly trimmed stuff. He started by using his finger on my clitoris, then graduated to finger-banging me, then leaned in and used his toungue. I never let him know that I'd already cum twice before I ever felt him licking me. Three times within like a couple of minutes! I'm thinking that was a record (even for me). Anyway, that's the way my weekend on the house boat began.
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▫ Jul 6 2011, 21:13 Post #271
QUOTE(Lynette)
OK, so I'm sitting in a deck chair reading while buck naked on the boat last weekend after taking a swim. One of the guys walks over to me dripping wet, stands right beside me with his half hard cock practically in my face and asks what I'm reading. I ask him... "Are you horny? Or, What?". He then leans over and pinches my right niplle between his thumb and index finger, wiggle it back and forth, while telling me "you make me so horny I can't stand it". I asked him, "would you like me to help you with that?". He gave me an affirmative nod, and I grabbed his dick HARD. It sprang to a full raging hard-on within a couple of seconds. I licked the tip of it, sucked on the head once or twice while stroking it. He straddled me so that he had one leg on either side of the chair with his cock aimed at my neck. I let go of it and then used my hands to sqeeze my boobs together. YEP! You guessed it. It took him no time to figure out what to do. He slid it right between them and started doing my tits while gripping both of my nipples. I guess my expectations of this encounter were too great, because the guy came withing what seemed like twenty seconds or so. I asked if he had a problem with premature ejaculation. He looked me right in the eye and said "never before". I asked hi  what he'd planned on doing for me (I was totally horny). He sat on the deck infront of me, grabbed my knees, and spread my legs apart, exposing my neatly trimmed stuff. He started by using his finger on my clitoris, then graduated to finger-banging me, then leaned in and used his toungue. I never let him know that I'd already cum twice before I ever felt him licking me. Three times within like a couple of minutes! I'm thinking that was a record (even for me). Anyway, that's the way my weekend on the house boat began.


Outstanding . Sounds Like fun ..I dont have a houseboat , But got a real nice John boat .Care to come for a ride ? :kisses:
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▫ Jul 7 2011, 01:11 Post #272
QUOTE(ddd35)
Outstanding . Sounds Like fun  ..I dont have a houseboat , But got a real nice John boat  .Care to come for a ride ?  :kisses:

Can I ski behind it?
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▫ Jul 7 2011, 02:03 Post #273
QUOTE(ddd35)
Outstanding . Sounds Like fun  ..I dont have a houseboat , But got a real nice John boat  .Care to come for a ride ?  :kisses:


On lake Peoria....your farm pond? :crazydude: :blink: :unsure: :huh: :ph34r:
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▫ Jul 7 2011, 02:04 Post #274
QUOTE(Lynette)
Can I ski behind it?


I don't think 3d can row that fast! :roflmao: :ph34r:
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▫ Jul 7 2011, 11:50 Post #275
QUOTE(Lynette)
Can I ski behind it?


well Of course .
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▫ Jul 7 2011, 11:50 Post #276
QUOTE(evade20)
On lake Peoria....your farm pond?  :crazydude:   :blink:   :unsure:   :huh:   :ph34r:


Muddy Mississipi .
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▫ Jul 7 2011, 11:51 Post #277
QUOTE(evade20)
I don't think 3d can row that fast!   :roflmao:   :ph34r:


Hey I have a trolling Motor :P
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▫ Jul 8 2011, 02:10 Post #278
LOL! Well, that's OK. I've fished for catfish topless before.
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▫ Jul 8 2011, 11:42 Post #279
QUOTE(Lynette)
LOL! Well, that's OK. I've fished for catfish topless before.


Well then its all good :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jul 10 2011, 04:17 Post #280
Had a great time goofing around at a festival gig today. I'm gonna miss this when I move back home.
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