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A Cup
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▫ May 10 2009, 23:25 Post #1
ok i'm bored so i thought i would share a silly experience with you guys

An ex and I were out to a movie waiting in line two girls came up to my ex (who is very blessed) and asked if her tits were real. My ex looked at them and said yes feel em. To which the two girls began feeling her boobs. LOL

So any Funny situations, you guys have had?
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Melon Master
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▫ May 11 2009, 01:22 Post #2
QUOTE(Darkone72)
ok i'm bored so i thought i would share a silly experience with you guys

An ex and I were out to a movie waiting in line two girls came up to my ex (who is very blessed) and asked if her tits were real. My ex looked at them and said yes feel em. To which the two girls began feeling her boobs. LOL

So any Funny situations, you guys have had?


Did they let you feel theirs???? All is fair in love... so they say. :P :lol: :niceones: :nahnah:
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A Cup
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▫ May 11 2009, 20:15 Post #3
DAMN!! Actually I didnt even think about it, till you mentioned and that was over 9yrs ago. WTF!!!!!!
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▫ May 12 2009, 00:18 Post #4
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▫ May 12 2009, 01:22 Post #5
QUOTE(racerxgto)
Years ago, my sister worked at a consignment store for women's clothes. At the time, my sister didn't have her drivers license, so being the good brother that I am, not!, I would pick her up after work. A few doors down from the consignment store was a hair salon and one of the girls "Sherrie" from the salon would come over right around closing time and try on new clothes that would come in. With the store closed, waiting for my sister to total receipts in the office, I would sit in their lounge area which was right next to the changing rooms which didn't have doors, but curtains for privacy. One day, the store has it's closed sign out, I come in, take a seat at the lounge a couple of seconds, "Sherrie" comes out of the dressing to go look in the mirror with half a dress on, one tit is hanging out, she doesn't notice me, till she's about ready to pull the rest of the dress over her bare nude shoulder and bare nude breast exposed to the entire store. Then she see's me, startled says "Oopsss!!! I didn't know you were here!!!" And starts laughing. Now, keep in mind, "Sherrie" is not a prude in any sense, she's flirty, has a great sense of humor and very cool about the whole thing. A few days go by, then another timee she comes out with just a bra on, see's me and starts laughing, "you need to ring the bell or something, let us know you're here!" So this goes on, every now and then, this woman is not shy popping out of the changing rooms in just a bra or what have you. One time around closing, I go in and my sister is not there, the store owner was there and I ask where she was. She tells me she's at the salon. So I go over to the salon to see if she's ready. The salon is pretty busy, all the little ladies getting their treatments done and there's my sister in a little gaggle with "Sherrie" and the salon owner and I say, "Sherrie, you have clothes on!" She does that girlie type laugh with both hands over her mouth, bends over, comes back up and says, "Yes, he's never seen my with my clothes on" The salon owner bursts out laughing, (as I was told later, Sherrie has had her tits fall out of her top a couple of times) some of the little ladies overhearing this, turned their heads looking at me in utter shock and disbelief. The look on their faces was priceless. My sister and I still laugh about it even today.

Damn, and all this happened before digital cameras were a dime a dozen!!!
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▫ May 12 2009, 21:10 Post #6
LOL thats funny. Bet ya had plenty of thoughts running through your head daily lol
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▫ May 12 2009, 23:10 Post #7
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