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▫ Apr 16 2009, 00:23 Post #1
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Melon Master
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▫ Apr 16 2009, 01:06 Post #2
QUOTE(KentuckyLove)
After being on here for a bit, I have noticed that a lot of the men on here say the same things! Granted, there are a select few veterans on the site (Fog and Gwiskup to name a couple) who switch it up and send eloquent, polite, and thought-out (and sometimes naughty)messages . And for that, I commend them.
But the people I am referring to are mostly newbs. I am not trying to be a bitch, but all of their messages sound the same!
I am grateful for all of the compliments and messages I get, as I'm sure the rest of the women on RMM are. But sometimes the messages are so monotonous! I think it's pretty funny, actually.

For example:  "Do you have a cam?" "Does that turn you on?" "Wanna trade pics?"
I can't tell you how many times I have heard those lines.

So LADIES (and gentlemen too, I guess), post the messages/phrases/comments you get the most of here on RMM.

This should be funny.


Great topic! Nice new sig file, too.
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▫ Apr 16 2009, 02:06 Post #3
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D Cup
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▫ Apr 16 2009, 03:01 Post #4
nice boobies kylove. you sure look pretty. do you have a cam i can watch. i bet you would love to see me stroke my majestic cock. it would make your mouth water. let's trade pics...you know you want me. btw send me you cell phone, home phone, address, social security number and your shoe size too. you sure are powerful purty miss love.

something like that. evade is usually more eloquent than that. he'll never guess what eloquent means. don't worry about him. he is harmless...usually. :roflmao:
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Apr 16 2009, 06:11 Post #5
Usually all I get is....

STOP PM'IMG ME YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!

Then after that I never seem to get any other replies to my messages. Strange don't you think?

*slinks off to ponder this "Ignore" feature a bit further*
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A Cup
Member No.: 29796 Posts: 49 Joined: 02/2009
▫ Apr 16 2009, 06:40 Post #6
my #1 is: "did it hurt?"

followed by:

do the girls like it?
does it feel good to you?

i know this isn't about the wiener, but thats what i get for questions.

jd
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Melon Master
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▫ Apr 16 2009, 13:41 Post #7
I get asked allot What do you Farm ?
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▫ Apr 17 2009, 04:22 Post #8
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B Cup
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▫ Apr 17 2009, 05:30 Post #9
I always get the Why do they call you Midget??? You don't look short... :bang:
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Melon Master
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▫ Apr 17 2009, 15:50 Post #10
QUOTE(KentuckyLove)
Hmmm I wonder why you get asked that! haha


Well I raise boobs ... LOL I wish !!!!
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▫ Apr 17 2009, 22:37 Post #11
Hhhaha
Do any ladies wanna share their most common messages with us?
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▫ Apr 18 2009, 05:29 Post #12
I don't get very many messages, usually it's guys telling me what they want to do to me(ddd, evade you can stop now), unfortunately for them I'm not gay.
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▫ Apr 21 2009, 06:30 Post #13
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 21 2009, 06:49 Post #14
Im still waiting for the message from Chickie asking me to marry her. :(
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 24 2009, 06:05 Post #15
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Im still waiting for the message from Chickie asking me to marry her.     :(


I thought you were sick of me sending you that message. ;)
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 24 2009, 06:06 Post #16
QUOTE(misschickie)
I thought you were sick of me sending you that message.   ;)

I dont know who you THINK you sent it to but it sure wasn't me!!!!!

You you sent it to me, we'd be long gone from this board living out lots of sexual fantasies.....

Over

and Over

and OVER

AND OVER!!!!!!!!
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 24 2009, 06:08 Post #17
QUOTE(paybarraman)
I dont know who you THINK you sent it to but it sure wasn't me!!!!!
You you sent it to me, we'd be long gone from this board living out lots of sexual fantasies.....

Over
and Over
and OVER
AND OVER!!!!!!!!


well....make no mistake now....

marry me, pay.

now, about those sexual fantasies......
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▫ Apr 24 2009, 06:11 Post #18
QUOTE(misschickie)
well....make no mistake now....

marry me, pay. 

now, about those sexual fantasies......

Yes.......without hesitation I'll marry you.

Well I figure we'd start with fucking in the atrium of the chapel cause well, we just can't wait. :P
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 24 2009, 06:17 Post #19
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Yes.......without hesitation I'll marry you.
Well I figure we'd start with fucking in the atrium of the chapel cause well, we just can't wait.    :P


sounds perfect.

and you know i mean perfect over and over and over :P
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▫ Apr 24 2009, 06:19 Post #20
QUOTE(misschickie)
sounds perfect.
and you know i mean perfect over and over and over  :P

no question

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