Current age: 49
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 14
Age of first blowjob: 14
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Right in between my legs

Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 14
How many sexual partners have you had: Batteries in my Calculater are dead
What is your favorite sexual position: Doggie
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Deep inside pussy

Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: Yes...ummm like 24
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Ha Ha...Can i say Both? OK BOTH
How often do you masturbate: Every time im on RMM
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: ummmm Both
What is something you've never tried but really want to:
Become a member of the "Mile High" Club!!

I sure hope "Chickie" grades my test......Wheeeew that was Hard, I need a Beer

I can give you an b i think i need to set some homework......

OHHHHH I Love Homework

in terms of compatibility...i give you an A

but you seem naughty....see me after class.



homework has never been this sexy

IM SO THERE..... Will you please wear that "School girl" outfit

Every time I see the title of this thread I think of how long I can hold in a blowjob with Chickie

Current age: 21

Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi

Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18

Age of first blowjob: 19

Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on back

How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 19

How many sexual partners have you had: 3

What is your favorite sexual position: cowgirl

Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): love cum on my boobs

Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no

What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy

How often do you masturbate: not often

Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive

What is something you've never tried but really want to: anal

A beautiful woman after my heart

A perfect woman just got better...glad to learn more about you!

Current age:19
Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):13
Age of first blowjob:13
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:sort of, but there were two guys and like eight girls, god i love dance
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:13
How many sexual partners have you had:30+
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):ass
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:13
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:anal, if clean
How often do you masturbate:2-3 times a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Dominant
What is something you've never tried but really want to: face fuck a girl, ive always wondered what it would feel like

I was threatened with a spanking if i didnt fill this out here, can I get the spanking anyway?

Current age:26
Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):14
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:havent had much expirience sadly, but her on her knees me standing so far
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:haha nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14
How many sexual partners have you had:11
What is your favorite sexual position:I love LOVE going down on girls
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):Wherver she will let me
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:not yet, I was told by my more expirienced friend not to try, she said it wouldnt turn out well for me
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:Pussy no doubt
How often do you masturbate:1 or two times every day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Both, depends on my mood and who im with
What is something you've never tried but really want to: get as many girls in a room together as I can to masturbate, I think my head would explode

Current age:22

Are you straight, bi, or gay:STRAIGHT!

Age of first handjob (by someone else):12

Age of first blowjob:16

Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:Whatever position THEY want me in, i'm not gunna be picky

Have you ever been in a circle jerk:No. (Hahaha made me think of zach and miri, DUTCH RUDDER!)

How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14

How many sexual partners have you had:Somewhere between 21-29

What is your favorite sexual position:Anyone that involves a nice wet pussy

Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):tits are great

Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:no

What do you prefer...pussy or anal:couldn't say

How often do you masturbate:Whenever I feel the need and a girl isn't around to help

Do you like to be dominate or submissive:Sometimes I like to pin a girl down sometime i liek when she is in charge

What is something you've never done but really want to:hmmmm, prolly having sex with the majority of the women on this website

niiiiiiice

ok, this has me curious....why wouldn't it work out for you?



haha, best answer ever!

hahahaha.....that cracked me up!

Didnt know where to post this but thought it funny

Sensitivity test for men

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play..
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

hahahahaha! thats hilarious! #10 made me pee my pants!

i would love to see this actually answered by some numbnut.

And what would a numbnut get for a prize if he answered it???

ok so this might possibly be one of the most hilarious things i've seen on here and i'm tempted to reply with answer C to all of em

Current age:35
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else):15
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:what ever he wants
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:yup
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:16
How many sexual partners have you had:9
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):love to have it on my face and tits
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:yes/28
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:pussy for sure
How often do you masturbate:dont hubby takes care of all that
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:submissive mostly
What is something you've never tried but really want to:hmmmmm, mile high club for sure...maybe on my way to NYC...hmmm

yeah my love of oral sex has won me over a number of ladies I think i otherwise wouldnt stand much of a chance with heh.

As to why anal sex wouldnt work, i wasnt sure, so decided to call the friend who told me and asked, and she said that while Im not breaking any records on length, I might be a little thick for any first timers without taking it super slow, and that it might be best to just count that sort of thing out, or use my fingers/tongue ::grins:: guess thats what I get for being as big as I am, like I told the trucker on the other post, I too am 6'6" and am not scrawny by any definition. nice test by the way, very fun.