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Double D's
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 06:10 Post #41
dude im gonna go see march of the penguins as soon as it hits the omni theather!!! ROCK ON!
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 07:25 Post #42
I brake for penguins!

(if you were an aussie you'd get that joke)
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 08:10 Post #43
well were not...so we dont....so piss off ya wanka!! :P
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 12:22 Post #44
Haven't got any penguins, but I've got a soft and furry pussy...do you guys break for pussy? Or is that just an oz thing too? xx
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 14:34 Post #45
I like eating pussy

and penguins :ph34r:
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A Cup
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 17:40 Post #46
Just don't get mixed up and fuck the penguin.
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 02:27 Post #47
hahahahah its too late Gnappy already did! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 04:51 Post #48
QUOTE(Puppet)
hahahahah its too late Gnappy already did! :P


is that why penguins waddle so weirdly? :unsure:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:20 Post #49
THAT explains SOO much about him...like father like son gnappy?
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 05:50 Post #50
I brake for some pussy.... But I speed up for cats!
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 11 2005, 17:31 Post #51
OOhhh I lick pussy..

and if isn't paying attention I lick her asshole too!
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 12 2005, 06:15 Post #52
just when you thought it was low brow, back comes Puppet!
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 12 2005, 06:24 Post #53
I don't miss a beat! :)
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 8 2005, 03:07 Post #54
Forgive me for bringing this thread back from the dead and creating yet another thread for we whores to read through, but I really think the point of this thread need to be revisited!

Posts that have nothing to do with a certain topic, or that atleast follow the general flow of conversation are killing my brain cells.

Posts that flow over 3 or 4 posts, containing content that could easily fit into one posts, are killing my brain cells

Posts that are solely that of an emoticon... are killinf my brain cells!

If any of us wish to make post after post let us do so in our own threads or at least the topic titled "Bored Whores" simply for the sanity of others.

Am I being unreasonable?
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D Cup
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▫ Oct 8 2005, 10:26 Post #55
:2thumbsup: :lol:
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D Cup
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▫ Oct 8 2005, 10:36 Post #56
Hmmm!! Never managed to get into the art of multiple posts where one will do....could be why I am still only a humble B cup rather than a double G!

But I do agree - and logging onto a thread and wading through page after page of an exchange of one or two words is hard work. To be fair, some people do use a Top Melons thread in their name for this, which is ok, but picking on a general thread is bad form chaps!

Now I am off a'whoring again!!
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 8 2005, 23:45 Post #57
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Forgive me for bringing this thread back from the dead and creating yet another thread for we whores to read through, but I really think the point of this thread need to be revisited!

Posts that have nothing to do with a certain topic, or that atleast follow the general flow of conversation are killing my brain cells.

Posts that flow over 3 or 4 posts, containing content that could easily fit into one posts, are killing my brain cells

Posts that are solely that of an emoticon... are killinf my brain cells!

If any of us wish to make post after post let us do so in our own threads or at least the topic titled "Bored Whores" simply for the sanity of others.

Am I being unreasonable?

Bondi- You couldn't have put it better. I agree, sometimes it's really hard to wade thru a thread. I don't think it's a problem that's easily solved simply because nobody thinks they're the problem.
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 9 2005, 00:55 Post #58
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Forgive me for bringing this thread back from the dead and creating yet another thread for we whores to read through, but I really think the point of this thread need to be revisited!

Posts that have nothing to do with a certain topic, or that atleast follow the general flow of conversation are killing my brain cells.

Posts that flow over 3 or 4 posts, containing content that could easily fit into one posts, are killing my brain cells

Posts that are solely that of an emoticon... are killinf my brain cells!

If any of us wish to make post after post let us do so in our own threads or at least the topic titled "Bored Whores" simply for the sanity of others.

Am I being unreasonable?


bondi, i could NOT agree more :cheers: ...but let me add to that...

Posts that are along the line of "that's funny" or "i agree :2thumbsup: " with nothing else are killing my brain cells... it's nice you might agree with something or find something humorous, but honestly, i couldn't care less...

Posts that show a complete ignorance of grammar or the ability to spell are REALLY killing my brain cells... i understand simply typos if people are typing fast, but for god's sake, learn the difference between "there", "their" and "they're", etc.
...oh, and if you make a mistake, learn how to use the "edit" button so that i don't have to scroll past ANOTHER post...
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 9 2005, 06:00 Post #59
I expected a hostile reception on this one... thanks for the support! I agree with each of your additions to my proposed, unofficial rules :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 9 2005, 14:49 Post #60
While I agree with 90 per cent 0f JRock's comments, I'm inclined to be a little more lenient of the correct spelling requirement. As long as I can understand what someone is trying to say, I'll overlook the way they say it. Too much editing can kill the spontaneity of a conversation, typing or speaking. As for the "I agree" or other one or two word posts, they're just closer to that persons' conversational style. While I agree that it gets tedious and repetitive to scroll through page after page of this, I try to remember that this site is different things to different people.First and foremost, it's supposed to be fun. I think it's asking too much for every post to be a well thought-out, witty, or even entertaining endeavor. Sometimes it takes alot of sifting to find an interesting post or comment, it's even harder now that we can't seem to access all of one persons' posts like before. The bottom line for me is this: It's just pissing in the wind to try to change this, so it's just a matter of gritting your teeth and soldiering on.

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