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A Cup
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▫ Feb 13 2009, 23:38 Post #1
You know what its like you're having a wank, you're well into it so all decency goes out the window... I've never been able to suck my own cock, but I was wanking the other day and I looked down at my cock, its fairly big, and I started licking the head and I could reach! So I licked and licked the head of my cock until I came.
I've done it twice since.
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 14 2009, 00:27 Post #2
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
You know what its like you're having a wank, you're well into it so all decency goes out the window... I've never been able to suck my own cock, but I was wanking the other day and I looked down at my cock, its fairly big, and I started licking the head and I could reach! So I licked and licked the head of my cock until I came.
I've done it twice since.

:crazydude: :blink: :ph34r: :puke:
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D Cup
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▫ Feb 14 2009, 02:13 Post #3
And tell us.... does it taste good or not????
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 14 2009, 02:36 Post #4
QUOTE(valoish)
And tell us.... does it taste good or not????

:huh: :blink:
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D Cup
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▫ Feb 14 2009, 02:47 Post #5
my question was intended to be as weird as his post!!!!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 14 2009, 09:36 Post #6
QUOTE(valoish)
my question was intended to be as weird as his post!!!!!


I guessed that.... :lol: This is a fucking weird thread.... :puke: :puke:
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C Cup
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▫ Feb 15 2009, 18:33 Post #7
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
You know what its like you're having a wank, you're well into it so all decency goes out the window... I've never been able to suck my own cock, but I was wanking the other day and I looked down at my cock, its fairly big, and I started licking the head and I could reach! So I licked and licked the head of my cock until I came.
I've done it twice since.

Well, your either very well endowed, a contortionist, or you
were having a wet dream lol :eatme:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 16 2009, 19:17 Post #8
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
You know what its like you're having a wank, you're well into it so all decency goes out the window... I've never been able to suck my own cock, but I was wanking the other day and I looked down at my cock, its fairly big, and I started licking the head and I could reach! So I licked and licked the head of my cock until I came.
I've done it twice since.


That is just more information then i needed to read on a monday . :puke:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 17 2009, 00:56 Post #9
QUOTE(ddd35)
That is just more information then i needed to read on a monday  .  :puke:


Monday, tuesday, or anyother day of the week.... :huh: :crazydude: :puke: :puke:
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C Cup
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▫ Feb 18 2009, 01:12 Post #10
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
You know what its like you're having a wank, you're well into it so all decency goes out the window... I've never been able to suck my own cock, but I was wanking the other day and I looked down at my cock, its fairly big, and I started licking the head and I could reach! So I licked and licked the head of my cock until I came.
I've done it twice since.


Sir:
This site is named "Rate my Melons" which refers to women's breasts, chi chi's, wow wows, taa taas, you get the picture. It is not refered to the melon which is connected to our shoulders, brain, or in your case that trapezoid that sits upon your neck. I would have to give your "melon" a rating of a unfavorable rating (the lowest one can receive here) simply because you did not research the main crux of this site. So go ahead with your long dick (you wish) use your flexibility (don't hurt yourself) bend over, and take a drink out of your ass. God Bless...RD
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 19 2009, 03:04 Post #11
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
You know what its like you're having a wank, you're well into it so all decency goes out the window... I've never been able to suck my own cock, but I was wanking the other day and I looked down at my cock, its fairly big, and I started licking the head and I could reach! So I licked and licked the head of my cock until I came.
I've done it twice since.


So no need for you to go out and get a date or a girlfriend then.

Get a pair of tits and graft them to the tops of your thighs and you pretty much have it all covered :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 9 2009, 23:10 Post #12
Ok, call me a perv...but I think that is fucking hot!
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Melon Master
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▫ Apr 10 2009, 02:01 Post #13
QUOTE(misschickie)
Ok, call me a perv...but I think that is fucking hot!


You just want sloppy seconds! :P
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▫ Apr 20 2009, 18:37 Post #14
QUOTE(misschickie)
Ok, call me a perv...but I think that is fucking hot!

OK, your a fucking perv lol :P
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D Cup
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▫ Apr 21 2009, 01:22 Post #15
QUOTE(misschickie)
Ok, call me a perv...but I think that is fucking hot!


QUOTE(morse)
OK, your a fucking perv   lol :P

you are both pervs and hot. it it will get either or both of you in my bed...i'd suck my own cock too. but only if either or both of you were there. afterwards, i'd need traction for my back.
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 23 2009, 16:15 Post #16
QUOTE(evade20)
You just want sloppy seconds!   :P


oh pits...is it that obvious?

QUOTE(morse)
OK, your a fucking perv   lol :P


:roflmao: waaaaiiit a minute.....oh hell, its true.

QUOTE(foghorn)
you are both pervs and hot.  it it will get either or both of you in my bed...i'd suck my own cock too.  but only if either or both of you were there.  afterwards, i'd need traction for my back.


1 traction for foggy cummin up!
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A Cup
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▫ Apr 23 2009, 18:08 Post #17
TMI!!!!!!
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A Cup
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▫ Jun 15 2009, 17:35 Post #18
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
You know what its like you're having a wank, you're well into it so all decency goes out the window... I've never been able to suck my own cock, but I was wanking the other day and I looked down at my cock, its fairly big, and I started licking the head and I could reach! So I licked and licked the head of my cock until I came.
I've done it twice since.


<<I've done it twice since>>

What's not to be proud of? :unsure:
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A Cup
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▫ Jun 15 2009, 18:11 Post #19
QUOTE(goofus67)
<<I've done it twice since>>

What's not to be proud of?  :unsure:


Hey i would if i could, and i bet im not the only one.
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