C Cup
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QUOTE(MelonLover)
Gives new meaning to "dreaming of a white Christmas"
Melon Master
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Joined: 04/2006
QUOTE(kizzykat)
What a gentleman...helping out a mom and fucking her. Hahahahaha. Seriously though, sounds hot.
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson)
Beautiful. Bravo sir!
QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle)
DDD, the pervert who saved Christmas
QUOTE(MelonLover)
Gives new meaning to "dreaming of a white Christmas"
I have a Hard spot for a women in need.
C Cup
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Joined: 03/2015
QUOTE(ddd35)
I have a Hard spot for a women in need.
Oh, good one!!
Melon Master
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QUOTE(kizzykat)
Oh, good one!!
Lol. Thanks doll
C Cup
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QUOTE(ddd35)
Lol. Thanks doll
I enjoy your stories.
Melon Master
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QUOTE(kizzykat)
I enjoy your stories.
I'm glad
C Cup
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Joined: 03/2015
Melon Master
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Joined: 04/2006
You wanna make some stories
B Cup
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Posts: 279
Joined: 10/2011
QUOTE(Kyle82)
I think money is used to buy things not people, but not everyone can grasp the difference.
Money is used to buy "things" or people.
C Cup
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Joined: 08/2005
QUOTE(boobcreamer76)
Money is used to buy "things" or people.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had a happy ending at the massage parlor.
C Cup
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QUOTE(stevieboy)
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had a happy ending at the massage parlor.
Well, Kyle has had plenty of those
Double D's
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C Cup
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QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle)
https://youtu.be/_RoLdkgjKhs
Really?? Daniel Tosh??
my hero.
D Cup
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Joined: 02/2009
QUOTE(kizzykat)
Really?? Daniel Tosh??
my hero.
That's is a great standup. And to answer this posts question: if have sex for a turkey sandwich
B Cup
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Joined: 07/2015
QUOTE(stevieboy)
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had a happy ending at the massage parlor.
QUOTE(kizzykat)
Well, Kyle has had plenty of those
Only once and she offered the money back, does that count as a free ride even if I didn't accept?
Double D's
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QUOTE(kizzykat)
Really?? Daniel Tosh??
my hero.
Daniel Tosh is one of my favorites out there with Bill Burr and Louis CK.
C Cup
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Joined: 03/2015
QUOTE(Kyle82)
Only once and she offered the money back, does that count as a free ride even if I didn't accept?
Mmm that's tricky. Should have paid her for clarification.
C Cup
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QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
That's is a great standup. And to answer this posts question: if have sex for a turkey sandwich
Food and fucking...win win
B Cup
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QUOTE(kizzykat)
Mmm that's tricky. Should have paid her for clarification.
I don't speak mandarin
C Cup
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Joined: 03/2015
Well today,, I would fuck for fun. No money, just fun, fun, and more fun.
